girls on my jock 'cause I'm VIP~
Your name is SICCHU AYSHUN. You have an unnatural fondness for MAINTAINING YOUR PHYSICAL FITNESS, BASKING IN THE RAYS OF THE ALTERNIAN SUN, and CLEANING YOUR CLOTHING. These three things together have created a routine for you that BORDERS ON RITUALISTIC. While at the UNDERSEA FITNESS CENTER, you showcase your magnificently-sculpted abdomitroll muscles to ALL THE FLY HONEYS. All of them!
In your free time, you take frequent trips to the ALTERNIAN SHORES and spend your time ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE LAND-DWELLERS. You can't explain why you hate them so much. You suppose it's because most of them don't understand the finer things in life. You can't really blame them for that, but you do anyway. The ones that aren't totally useless, you trick into CONSTRUCTING DOOMSDAY DEVICES for you to use. You long for the day when all the SICKENING LAND-DWELLERS are dead. It has given you a bit of an ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER that you need to weigh down with OSTENTATIOUS JEWELRY.
Your trolltag is caligulasAquarium and you havve a wwee bit of a stutterin problem.
