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This actually happened last night:

Myself and a friend had been to the cinema in Newcastle. We walked back to the haymarket bus stop, and on the way we passed group of about 8-10 charvers. Lasses and lads. They werent doing anything wrong, just hanging around the metro station (the fun).

We went back passed them, because i decided I want to poison myself with a KFC, and I got a chicken burger thing. Went back outside, and the bus wasnt there, and ran into my uni mates. We all decided it was better to sit in KFC then outside for 30 minutes waiting for a bus.

Not long after we got back inside KFC, the gang of charvers came into KFC. I dont actually think any of them bought anything. They just wanted to be cool and sit inside KFC, spreading themselves over all the seats and blocking all the walking space.

Just before we left, and I had stood up I heard....

FEMALE CHAV: "Glasgow is in Ireland man"

Then as we went to go out the door, after pushing passed the lass in question, one of the lads asked a guy at a table...

MALE CHAV: Shouts "Is Glasgow in Ireland?"

They actually had me thinking about it for a minute, because I was that gobsmacked at how stupid a question that was. Myself, my mate and my uni mates just couldnt stop laughing when we got outside.