Title: Healthy Competition
Author:
migratory
Rating: PG
Words: 100
Challenge: Deprivation
Points: The Horsepeople
As fast as Pestilence could kill people by bringing them things, he couldn't beat Famine. All that smug bastard had to do was arrange shortages. One drought early in the season and he could sit back and watch them die, while Pestilence had to get up on the middle of the night and lurk by water pumps.
And he was sure Famine had been involved in that 1666 fiasco. Smug, cheating bastard.
DO I DETECT YOUR HAND IN THIS?
War merely smiled.
Death rolled eyes he didn't technically have. YOU DO REALISE HOW MUCH EXTRA WORK YOU'VE MADE FOR ME?
Author:
migratoryRating: PG
Words: 100
Challenge: Deprivation
Points: The Horsepeople
As fast as Pestilence could kill people by bringing them things, he couldn't beat Famine. All that smug bastard had to do was arrange shortages. One drought early in the season and he could sit back and watch them die, while Pestilence had to get up on the middle of the night and lurk by water pumps.
And he was sure Famine had been involved in that 1666 fiasco. Smug, cheating bastard.
DO I DETECT YOUR HAND IN THIS?
War merely smiled.
Death rolled eyes he didn't technically have. YOU DO REALISE HOW MUCH EXTRA WORK YOU'VE MADE FOR ME?
