Good god, its been a LOOONG time since i posted here. I got sidelined into drawing yaoi fanart and writing various fanfics..then i got a 360 and Bioshock.
Whcih is neatly responsible for two of my embarassments;
1) Im a devout Yaoi (guy x guy) fan, and a poke around on DA led me to a kink meme for bioshock. Where i clinked on a link to a picture. Lets just say ti involves a piano. I go "OMIGODPIANOSEX?!" in this high pitched voice, by total accident. Cue staring, for i was using the public wifi in a local McDonalds. There has got to a world record for most embarassing thing said in public..To follow it up i go "Oh BALLs, i mean CRAP!"
I think they thought i had tourettes or something the way i was going..
Then i look to the right and theres two POLICE OFFICERS standing in the line obviously on lunch break. Great, now the local law enforcement knows im weird.
2) In one particular part of Bioshock at the beguinning (Steinman stage), you go into this room and over to a desk. Once you get there the room fogs up then clears. And behind you is standing this creepy dentist splicer.
The first time i seen this it just about gave me heart failure it scared me that much. I jump, controller goes whizzing overhead and i scream "F**K ME-IVE LOST THE CONTROLS!" on realising i couldnt see where wireless controller had landed. My mother comes in, shakes her head and walks out. Whoops.
3) Whilest at the job center, the adviser asked me if id had any experience with Mosiac. I reply "yeah sure, made a few in art class years ago!". Cue staring then laughter. Apparently Mosiac is a computer program. Go me.
4) My friend came round for a visit, and id left my big desk PC on. With my fanart/yaoi pr0n folder still open but minimized. Im in the loo and i hear "good god where did you get all this stuff?! And more importantly why didnt you tell me-Ooh bioshock yaoi!"
And, still on the loo i yell "GET OUT OF MY PORN DAMNIT!". Dashing out of the bathroom i come face to face with my big sister. She can hardly keep a straight face. D'oh..
Whcih is neatly responsible for two of my embarassments;
1) Im a devout Yaoi (guy x guy) fan, and a poke around on DA led me to a kink meme for bioshock. Where i clinked on a link to a picture. Lets just say ti involves a piano. I go "OMIGODPIANOSEX?!" in this high pitched voice, by total accident. Cue staring, for i was using the public wifi in a local McDonalds. There has got to a world record for most embarassing thing said in public..To follow it up i go "Oh BALLs, i mean CRAP!"
I think they thought i had tourettes or something the way i was going..
Then i look to the right and theres two POLICE OFFICERS standing in the line obviously on lunch break. Great, now the local law enforcement knows im weird.
2) In one particular part of Bioshock at the beguinning (Steinman stage), you go into this room and over to a desk. Once you get there the room fogs up then clears. And behind you is standing this creepy dentist splicer.
The first time i seen this it just about gave me heart failure it scared me that much. I jump, controller goes whizzing overhead and i scream "F**K ME-IVE LOST THE CONTROLS!" on realising i couldnt see where wireless controller had landed. My mother comes in, shakes her head and walks out. Whoops.
3) Whilest at the job center, the adviser asked me if id had any experience with Mosiac. I reply "yeah sure, made a few in art class years ago!". Cue staring then laughter. Apparently Mosiac is a computer program. Go me.
4) My friend came round for a visit, and id left my big desk PC on. With my fanart/yaoi pr0n folder still open but minimized. Im in the loo and i hear "good god where did you get all this stuff?! And more importantly why didnt you tell me-Ooh bioshock yaoi!"
And, still on the loo i yell "GET OUT OF MY PORN DAMNIT!". Dashing out of the bathroom i come face to face with my big sister. She can hardly keep a straight face. D'oh..
