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  <title>when life gives you lemons</title>
  <subtitle>squirt them in someone's eyes</subtitle>
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    <name>girltwist</name>
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  <updated>2012-04-18T15:17:48Z</updated>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2012-04-18T11:17:00</title>
    <published>2012-04-18T15:17:28Z</published>
    <updated>2012-04-18T15:17:48Z</updated>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2012-04-05T08:05:00</title>
    <published>2012-04-05T12:05:41Z</published>
    <updated>2012-04-05T12:05:56Z</updated>
    <content type="html">today marks 86 days i have not consumed alcohol. hopefully the baskin robins baileys irish cream ice cream did not ruin that. and if it did, i am all right with that. i can also see why those guys had strokes and heart attacks. anyway, 86 days and some ice cream.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:522414</id>
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    <title>i've been loving you too long, but i don't want to stop now</title>
    <published>2011-08-04T05:43:23Z</published>
    <updated>2011-08-04T05:43:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i love far too much music that is 20 years old, or that is older than i am. i like disappearing in forested areas. i wish being covered in paint was a sign of artisism and not viewed as blue collar, if it even required a collar, work. &lt;br /&gt;everyday i pass universal music, on my way to my work, and i wonder if their jobs are as boring and ridiculous as mine. but i am also glad i still have a job.&lt;br /&gt;the older i get, the less people are up at 1:30 a.m. even myself. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it's been a very long time since i have slept in, even on my days off. it is time to give up the ghost. some how. bill murray?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="25" /&gt;</content>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2011-06-25T12:03:00</title>
    <published>2011-06-25T16:03:30Z</published>
    <updated>2011-06-25T16:03:30Z</updated>
    <content type="html">words of wisdom (and creative offers) from 19 year old me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"being fair sucks when its not to my advantage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;meanwhile. anyone interested in either staring in a porn or being in a band or joining those two together. let me know."</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:516139</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2011-06-21T16:09:00</title>
    <published>2011-06-21T20:09:43Z</published>
    <updated>2011-06-21T20:09:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I can't stand to see&lt;br /&gt;A good man go to waste&lt;br /&gt;One who never combs his hair&lt;br /&gt;Or shaves his face</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:515882</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2011-06-17T12:45:00</title>
    <published>2011-06-17T16:46:02Z</published>
    <updated>2011-06-21T20:10:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">bumble &amp; bumble surf spray&lt;br /&gt;work&lt;br /&gt;axe murder&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="23" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:512815</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2011-05-23T19:14:00</title>
    <published>2011-05-23T23:14:40Z</published>
    <updated>2011-05-23T23:14:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i feel very disconnected. &lt;br /&gt;i just wish it would rain.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:512230</id>
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    <title>some may never live, but the crazy never die</title>
    <published>2011-02-15T20:24:16Z</published>
    <updated>2011-02-15T20:24:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">it is perhaps a little worrisome how much i enjoy hunter s. thompson quotes. at least my brain always argues for and against them. &lt;br /&gt;life has become immeasurably better since i have been forced to stop taking it seriously and on some nights i still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio.</content>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2010-02-28T19:20:00</title>
    <published>2010-03-01T00:20:43Z</published>
    <updated>2010-03-01T00:20:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">█ ♥ █</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:508956</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2010-01-26T19:53:00</title>
    <published>2010-01-27T00:53:26Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-27T00:53:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">you know how you know you're a hipster?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;who cares?!&lt;br /&gt;stop effing talking about how you are or aren't a hipster and all the things that make you one or not, even if you're being ironic. it just sounds really stupid.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:508685</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2010-01-21T06:01:00</title>
    <published>2010-01-21T12:01:31Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-21T12:01:31Z</updated>
    <content type="html">a very large dude with a john waters moustache just hit on me. awe--some?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:508654</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2010-01-20T17:09:00</title>
    <published>2010-01-20T23:09:50Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-20T23:09:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">cinnamon apple chamomile tea &amp; flannel sheets. i've seriously been missing out on life.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:507833</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2010-01-15T07:03:00</title>
    <published>2010-01-15T13:03:34Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-15T13:03:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">slow morning. might actually get to drink my tea for once before it's cold. now if we could just stop listening to the same leb operah cd</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:507415</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2010-01-10T17:17:00</title>
    <published>2010-01-10T23:17:40Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-10T23:17:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I think I have a problem liking 1960s-80s movie stereotypes. oh america.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:506902</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2010-01-03T17:14:00</title>
    <published>2010-01-03T23:14:59Z</published>
    <updated>2010-01-03T23:14:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">remember that time i said i would never own or put together another piece of ikea furniture? some lies hurt more than others</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:505856</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2009-12-29T11:15:00</title>
    <published>2009-12-29T17:15:41Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-29T17:15:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">the downside to eating everything before you leave for holidays? cookies &amp; coffee ice cream for lunch. yes--that is a bad thing.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:505715</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2009-12-22T23:29:00</title>
    <published>2009-12-23T05:30:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-23T05:30:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">looking forward to 4 hours sleep &amp; 8 hours travel, not including likely flight delays. come on halifax do you really need snow AND rain?</content>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2009-12-21T20:33:00</title>
    <published>2009-12-22T02:33:49Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-22T02:33:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">The State is like an American Kids in the Hall with a bit less drag, much less homosexuality, more ball dipping and people who still have jobs. and no health care.  </content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:505188</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2009-12-20T00:31:00</title>
    <published>2009-12-20T06:31:24Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-20T06:31:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">you couldn't wait just 4 more days until i was reunited with my winter wardrobe could you storm? someone honestly asked me if i didn't know it snowed here. yes i'm aware it snows below the canadian border.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:504837</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2009-12-18T11:34:00</title>
    <published>2009-12-18T17:34:41Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-18T17:34:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">last night not the night to get lost for an hour in -13, 19mph winds in a hoodie &amp; summer flats. im so awesome with my defying darwinism</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:504340</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2009-12-12T17:05:00</title>
    <published>2009-12-12T23:05:18Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-12T23:05:18Z</updated>
    <content type="html">turns out Shakespearean acting isn't that hard &lt;a target='_blank' href='http://ping.fm/9gDfr' rel='nofollow'&gt;http://ping.fm/9gDfr&lt;/a&gt; trumped by a 2 year old once more.</content>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2009-12-11T14:09:00</title>
    <published>2009-12-11T20:09:10Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-11T20:09:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">jealous my earphones are on a cross country road trip. sure it's tied up in the back of a truck but who hasn't had that happen in Tennessee?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:503855</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2009-12-07T18:23:00</title>
    <published>2009-12-08T00:23:24Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-08T00:23:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">come on priceline it's only $1000 off the regular price, i'll ride william shatner there if need be.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jlapointe:503548</id>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2009-11-29T09:52:00</title>
    <published>2009-11-29T15:52:46Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-29T15:52:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">and people here are fighting to keep it this way &lt;a target='_blank' href='http://tinyurl.com/y8ajp6n' rel='nofollow'&gt;http://tinyurl.com/y8ajp6n&lt;/a&gt;. raise taxes to help that bastard, what are you a commie?</content>
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    <title>jlapointe @ 2009-11-26T16:59:00</title>
    <published>2009-11-26T22:59:44Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-26T22:59:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">walking up 60th st. singing &lt;a target='_blank' href='http://ping.fm/P4FS3' rel='nofollow'&gt;http://ping.fm/P4FS3&lt;/a&gt; also animatronic Mrs. Claus getting a little touchy feely with santa in the bloomingdales window display. byebye thanksgiving hello riskmas.</content>
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