- High-quality writing builds a loyal subscriber base.
- A visually attractive site draws eyes with interesting graphics.
- Consistent postings to site preferably with a theme an audience is interested in.
- Lose all reason, be as loud and outrageous as possible, defame people, swear, appear naked. Sometimes only one or two of these actions may do the job.
I would tell jokes to see if they land or not. Updating jokes would be my specialty.
Old joke no longer relevant: What’s black and white and red all over? Answer: a newspaper.
Since newspapers have been nearly extinct for a couple of decades, it needs a redo.
Updated joke: What’s black and white and red all over? Answer: a video of a tuxedo cat on YouTube with text overlay talking to his hooman.
Maybe not so funny, but at least a refresh. This job needs more work.
Shut up hooman
I wish I could eat ice cream every day. I won’t because I’d gain 50 pounds, and a diet heavy in sugar and cream is a poor diet indeed.
My winters here sometimes dip down to 20 degrees Fahrenheit and lower. That is not too cold for ice cream. And neither are my summers when temps sometimes tip past the 90s with high humidity. Milder spring and fall weather: ice cream, of course, still perfect.
I can buy a dozen of bottles of wine at a good price, and store them for months before I use them. A carton of ice cream talks to me from the freezer, I must open it and eat it until it’s gone. The sooner the better. So off to the ice cream shop, one scoop at a time, always with moderation in mind.
Addictions take many forms. Some are cold and milky, some are liquid and red.
Half Baked Log 