Leaving Him Flat on His (Rear)
06/19/2015 § 8 Comments
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06/19/2015 § 8 Comments
I’m a second-hand clock
sitting in a crock,
surrounded by china and glass.
This sounds like a poem,
but the poet went home,
leaving no satisfying end rhyme.
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Surrounded by olde dishes and glass, it appears a time warp is at play.
Ah, the stories these items could tell! (I didn’t have time to listen to the all.)
Lots of stock. let the china chime in –
Show some glass
sTICK it to the trash-tockin’ –
Keep on walkin’
-Spinin’ plates- before it get too late
to buy .
Order your verse by the foot or the metre,
This sale couldn’t be cheaper.
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I’d be adverse to ordering more. You might lose sleep!
I’m a second-hand clock
sitting in a crock,
surrounded by china and glass.
In a garage sale I still have class,
even if I only look good, I’m still right twice a day.
For this I hope someone will find beauty and pay.
Don’t know if its wish came true. A downpour interrupted the auction before anything in any of the boxes could be sold.
But you lent a hand in time.
Taken on face value.