Faux News Headlines!
(About as accurate as Fox News, but a lot funnier!)
More Fun Inside:
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The Kushner Method: How to Lose Friends and Influence Birds on Sazan Island

Because nothing says “environmental stewardship” like a casino on a former Soviet-era weapons testing site like Sazan Island.
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Of Course the System is Rigged — Look at Elon Musk!

Musk gave $157 million to Trump's last election campaign - a clear signal that the system is rigged against us common folk.
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A Séance of the Saints Summons the Ghost of George Orwell

When the revolution meets its own reflection: A chilling encounter with the ghost of George Orwell.
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/6/26

Making fun of headlines, like: "Taylor and Travis married at MSG" - If they wanted an intimate wedding, they would’ve had it at Freedom 250.
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President Trump Aces a Bipartisan Effort Cognitive Test

Donald Trump recently aced yet another cognitive exam, but this one was specially tailored for the president. Here it is.
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Whew! White House Bathroom Humor is a Gas!

It's so bad in the White House bathroom that Trump's staff's afraid to light up a cigarette!
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