Neko

hal dot nekoweb dot org

WELCOME ...to my website. Thanks for visiting! It's still a little empty right now, but I'm actively working on adding more content. Below, you'll find some details on what's going on. Anything marked with a  !  has been recently updated!

What's new?
A revamp of the homepage, new background - we're back to white and black. There may be some inconsistencies across the site in terms of 'theme', er... ignore that. Check the updates tab for more details!

Want to stay updated?
An RSS feed is coming in the near future HERE! If you follow me, you can check your feed for updates. Don't forget to Ctrl + Shift + R or Ctrl + F5, so you can make sure you're getting the latest.

Notes
This site is built entirely on, and optimized for a 2560x1440 screen/Firefox browser. Chrome users don't get any special treatment, sorry. This site most likely looks janky on any computer that isn't mine.

INFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
want anything else to be added here? DON'T ask it!
What is HAL.NEKOWEB.ORG?
My personal blog/resource website-baby homunculus I birthed all the way back in 2021, though it was kept alive in a Neocities Corp gestation tank back then. It was, and still is, an unfinished experiment, but I'm trying to find a balance between egocentrism and usefulness. Right now, this is just my hobby. Truth is, it's a lot easier to find motivation when you're doing it for yourself.

Why does your site look like that?
Because I like it. Also because modern web design sometimes feels like being trapped inside a minimalist dentist's office.

Are you being held hostage by this website?
No. I am here voluntarily.

Um, OK... Are there any content warnings for this site?
Nope. There may be some occasional frequent swearing and bad humor, but you don't need to worry about flashing lights or autoplaying music. I'm not evil!