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Metric at South Side Ballroom, Dallas TX

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Well, that was easily the best show I’ve been to in the last two years.

I’ve seen Metric play five times now, more than any other artist, and they never disappoint. From that first show in 2004 at some upstairs lounge area to South Side Ballroom’s 4,000-head warehouse situation, this band has been consistently tight and entertaining. They just killed it with every song. I think this may have been the most synth-intensive set I’ve seen them play as well. Jimmy had some monstrous patch bay or something up on stage and frequently twiddled knobs to extract some truly badass sounds. On some songs, he, Josh, and Emily were all on the keys playing one part or another. They played a lot less songs from the new album than I expected, but that’s okay because it left room for all the hits from their back catalog. “Lost Kitten” was a choice, but the rest of the setlist was a blowtorch. When they played the “last” song and my wife asked if the show was over, I said “No, they haven’t played ‘Black Sheep’ yet.” And sure enough, the last song of the encore was indeed “Black Sheep”. W move.

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Roxo Delivery Bot Touchscreen App

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DEKA is a research and development company that has been working with FedEx to create Roxo, an autonomous delivery robot. Build atop DEKA’s iBot wheelchair base, Roxo will be able to easily navigate urban terrain like sidewalks, curbs, and even stairs.

Roxo has a 6-inch touchscreen for use by both employees who will prepare Roxo to make a delivery and ordinary folks who will be receiving deliveries. Users will either type a PIN code or scan a QR code to securely open Roxo’s doors. DEKA’s strength lies in its talented hardware development teams, so in order to produce a user-friendly proof of concept touchscreen application for FedEx to use in its initial delivery tests, they reached out to my employer.

Over the course of 3 months, I worked with DEKA’s Roxo team to produce an optimal user experience for both user types. This project was really fun and presented challenges that I hadn’t come across before. For example, Roxo will be used in a variety of lighting environments, from dim, indoor fluorescent lights to full-on sunshine, necessitating some branching of the FedEx design system to increase the size and contrast of text and buttons.

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