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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
alltherestofus
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alltherestofus

Seeing the diminishment and erasure of the legacy of Anne McCaffrey's Dragonriders of Pern series occur in my actual lifetime is mind-boggling.

You've got people out here making youtube videos about the legacy of dragons and dragonriding in fantasy fiction without talking about the dragonriding Grand Master of SFF herself Anne McCaffrey.

This isn't some obscure thing where I'm trying to promote someone who is only kind of known because of forgotten representation. Anne McCaffrey was A HOUSEHOLD NAME when I was a kid when it comes to fantasy literature. She's the first woman to win a Hugo and to win a Nebula. In 2002 there was a TV pilot filmed for Dragonriders of Pern.

Eragon, Temeraire, Toothless, and the dragons of Fourth Wing exist because these people grew up on the blueprint set by the Pern novels. Talking about dragons and not mentioning Pern is like talking about Orcs and not mentioning Lord of the Rings.

Y'all need to read your fucking classics before you go talking like an authority on a topic. Jesus Christ.

copperzealot
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bellamynochillblake

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

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im-reddie

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

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bellamynochillblake

oh you sweet summer child 

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fool-errant

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I actually made this a button last convention

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biggest-gaudiest-fish

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

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butteryswimmingthing

explain pls

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biggest-gaudiest-fish

No

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smol-bean-meme-machine

What are lemons??

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phylix

I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!

Please R&R!!!!!!!

No flames. >///<

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lotrlocked

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

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dayoldhakarl

#this post made me age ten thousand years.

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tangolove

CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ONLY PLZ THNX

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geekandmisandry

Are literally any of you speaking English???

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hayloumac

Limes too tho

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somath-cegem

O.o no, I can’t relive this! NO!

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Originally posted by weegeetnik

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rhube

I’m old enough to have not been sure what ‘lemon’ meant the first time around.

You guys, I know you’re just torturing the n00bs, but I thought I was gonna finally find out!

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moniquill

10k citrus pure fluff, Gundam, 1x2, 1xR, 3x4, 5x13 Rated E unless you think all slash should be M because you’re a butt. Plans for M rating and lemons in future chaps. Don’t Like Don’t Read Concrit only Flames will be deleted.

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perictione

I still immediately understood this

Anonymous asked:

Hi! I loved "ethics and employee management" - do you have the html/css for the hadron/convoy messages? I'm trying to figure out how to format something similar for a fic of mine and I just can't get it to work! Thank you so much!!

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Hi! Thank you so much! Yes would to help! It’s formatted for AO3 using what is called a work skin, which is local css applied only to this fic. To view the html itself: I haven’t had a chance to check the effectiveness on AO3, but you should be able to use the inspect feature (on chrome, named differently on other browsers but I learned it as inspect and can’t remember anything else) to view the html directly.

AO3 has a ton of resources about how workskins work! Check out here for a tutorial and here for the FAQ.

Workskin itself pasted below. My one big tip for formatting html/css on AO3 is to be super careful with italics and other inline text tags. I forget what triggers it exactly but the tag closures must enclose the punctuation following the text or a space will be ‘added’ (it’s not really a space it’s an illusion? Maybe? Not going to test this rn). Telling you this from memory so def do tests first yourself. So instead of “Gosh, I do wish I had brought an umbrella! Darn!” AO3 displays: “ Gosh , I do wish I had brought an umbrella! Darn !”

My other tip is to find a script to do an html conversion. I had one in Google Docs (not made by me) for a while but I have not published anything in four years so 🫡

The Ethics formatting I had to do manually or with a little find/replace of course.

The work skin is itself as follows:

#workskin .courier {

font-family: Courier, “Courier New”, monospace;

color: black;

background-color: #f1efef;

}


#workskin .hadron {

color: #324273;

}


#workskin .convoy {

color: #5d70ab;

}


#workskin .letter {

width: 80%;

margin: auto;

}


#workskin div .chat {

width: 80%;

margin: auto;

}


#workskin .cited {

margin-left: 35px;

text-indent: -35px;

}


#workskin .works {

width: 60%;

margin: auto;

}

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aces-to-apples

Hey just in case anyone was on the fence about going to see Project Hail Mary in theaters or ever this is your sign to go see Project Hail Mary in theaters and also buy it physically. This movie fucks severely. It is immaculately paced, not a single second was I bored or waiting for a scene to finish up. It is incredibly charming, with strong characterization and main characters who are charismatic and flawed and incredibly compelling at every second. The plot is bananas in the best way and every second of it feels reasonable and earned. It's funny as shit, with the entire theater around me laughing out loud at least a dozen times. It's tragic and hopeful and made me at least tear up several times. And it's beautiful and that man's soulmate is a rock and it's the best fucking movie I've ever seen, I would recommend it to absolutely anyone in a heartbeat.

Go see Project Hail Mary!

seconded just leaving the theater it is great
gilraina
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apricops

The worst part about writing fantasy is being keenly aware that you’re writing fantasy, which means that you always have to straddle a thin three-way line between anachronism, cliche, and clunk.

Take money, for example. You can’t just have people in a fictional fantasy world walk around using Euros. You consider something generic, like ‘silver coins,’ but before you know it your world starts sounding like a shitty ren faire.

So you think about the world you’ve built and its needs and its history to come up with some unique and relevant terms. But if your terms are too unique and relevant you wind up writing “yarr, you’ll be ransomed for a hundred Trade League Silver Gyrblonks” and realize your worldbuilding is now getting in the way of basic readability.

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shieldfoss

“They’re using golden valley coins!”

…didst thou mean dollars?

“Nevermind. They’re using some basic silver coin and then enough gold to be worth ten silver coins is called a ten-piece”

…Si, si, el Peso!

Trying over, they’re minted by the king so they’re called crown coins, or, these days, abbreviated, they’re just Crowns

Naturligvis, vi skifter Daler ud med Kroner!

The Lesson Of The Day is that all the names are already claimed by IRL, and all the almost-good-names that you could invent to get around that were used by some SFF author in the seventies e.g. I bet you can’t do Suns and Moons for your gold/silver coins, I bet some author did that already.

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garmbreak1

My fantasy nation uses solid gold coins marked by the dental impressions of the reigning king, as a sign of their purity and authenticity.

They’re called Bitcoins.

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brazenautomaton

oh you can go the fuck to jail that’s what you can do, where you’ll be shackled to a chain gang hitting the blockchain with a pickaxe

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thedupshadove

Opera plot: Local Noble realizes that his affections for Pretty Village Girl have a rival in the form of Honest Laborer. Having read enough romances to know that a girl asked to choose between a rich man and a poor man will always pick the poor man, whereas in a love triangle between two rich men it's anyone's game, he decides that his chief object must be to elevate his rival's wealth and status as quickly as possible. What the Compte de Genre-Savie over here forgot to account for, however, was the overwhelming power of the Pygmalion Effect, and now he has to deal with watching two people he's in love with develop ever-stronger feelings for each other. Eventually all of this resolves via...I don't know.

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queenofattolia

#first of all: ''comte de genre-savie'' is PERFECT. just great. absolutely no notes.#I would love an opera with this exact plot. bonus points if the comte is genuinely genre savvy#he keeps bringing up opera tropes only for the other characters to look at him like he's insane.#the score is diagetic to him; when he points out reoccurring themes or transitions to minor keys#the other characters ask him what the hell he's talking about. the whole chorus gets together to sing about how#comte de genre-savie is going mad. the comte tries to sneak away and keeps getting pulled back in.#I wonder if you could even push it further - have it so that only the comte can speak or 'hear' spoken words;#all other characters communicate in recitativo secco or formally composed songs#then you can have scenes where the comte is speaking but the other character in the scene can't hear him.#this can be played for laughs (the comte tries to order something from a shopkeeper; the shopkeeper walks away as he's talking)#and for dramatic effect (the Honest Laborer is singing a heartfelt duet with the Pretty Village Girl#and neither of them can hear the comte saying 'I love you' in between their lines)#........I am into this actually. I had to convince myself that this wasn't just cyrano de bergerac but no. it isn't. I'm into it.#upon the stage (via @notbecauseofvictories)

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ariaste

Bonus points if the Comte can also see the stage manager and stagehands. At one point he's like "No listen I'll prove I'm not crazy" and he darts behind a curtain and drags out a woman wearing all black and a headset, with her hair in a messy bun and a clipboard in her hands. He's like, "Tell them I'm not mad." The other characters are like, "🎶HE'S SPEAKING TO GHOSTS 🎶" Stage manager runs off. Comte shades his eyes and peers into the back of the theater where the lighting tech is working. He's like, "Can you bring the house lights up so they can see the audience???" Lighting tech ignores him. The comte is like "FINE!!! It's nearly time for my quickchange, anyway. [to the other characters] WATCH THIS, here's proof, WATCH." And then he stands there stubbornly while the backstage assistants peek in and hiss and gesticulate for him to come get his new costume, and eventually they're forced to scramble out and undress/redress him right there on stage. The other characters are like "GASP!!!!!!! 🎶HE'S A WARLOCK, LOOK HOW HIS CLOTHES FLY FROM HIS BODY BY THE WILL OF HIS UNSEEN DEMON SERVANTS🎶"

Pretty Village Girl and Honest Laborer run off together. Comte falls in love with the stage manager.

darksidekelz
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presentlydean

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.