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Darline Graham Nordone, the sister of late Senator Lindsey Graham, has been tapped to serve the remainder of his term that ends in January, despite no prior political experience. What do you think?

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“She’ll have some pretty big boots to lick.”

Cody Heaton, Brand Protector

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“No way a political newcomer has the skills to hang around collecting a paycheck for the next few months.”

Evan Koch, Flyer Printer

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“Wow, what are the odds?”

Lenore Catlett, Valve Replacer
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