(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)
i hope virgil and horace kiss. i think virgil deserves to have her own girlfriend, with whom she wouldn’t be playing second fiddle to the distant disembodied spirit of her blonde ingenue wife. like to be fair her feelings for dante do not seem totally one-sided, the way dante blushes talking about virgil and horace’s closeness and how she seems relieved when virgil reassures her about it makes it seem like she was actually for real jealous, but otherwise she seems so fixated on beatrice, that’s clearly not just her wife but her one true love and soulmate and she’s not super open emotionally to anyone so certainly not to virgil. and like, girl, maybe find your wife first and talk to her about it. but also just in general please let virgil and horace kiss.
i was wrong. virgil is doing perfectly fine.
Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if….. Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭
i like when the younger one makes the older one uncomfortable
“I’m out of patience and the world is out of time.”
if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are
can i think about it?
big stupid puppy-dog-eyes-Wilson lying to the cop about his addicted boytoy faking his signatures, then YELLING AT HIM AND BLAMING HIM FOR MAKING HIM LIE is so fucking Hilson. their love is manipulative and degrading and so extemely unhealthy but god fuck if i don’t feed off that shit like an alley-cat in a rats nest
It’s horchata you’re spilling, Vincent, you uncultured swine!
no but like. if the game had just been like ‘yeah this is a world where all these ancient poets are cute magical girls, that’s just how it be’, like, i’d roll with that, i’m a fate fan you think that would get to me. they could even be like 'we made this a world setting where men just do not exist’ i would also accept that and not think about it. so like an explanation wasn’t even necessary, and them straight up being like 'yeah everyone becomes a woman in the afterlife’ just brings. way way more questions than answers. it’s literally totally unnecessary.
but having said all that. i cant help but kind of love it? like yeah it’s unnecessary, it brings out more questions, they didn’t have to do that. but they did. and it’s kind of more fun that way. they decided to make that a part of the lore and have everyone address god as Her. that god is a woman who made the afterlife a women-only world. it’s all very purposeful and it definitely adds its own unique flavor to this whole setting. i just hope it’s mentioned in story in some way and isn’t only ever a loading screen thing, it feels like a waste not to have the characters discuss it. i mean how would you process being forcefemmed upon death, or entering the afterlife and being your regular self but then finding out everyone else got forcefemmed, seems like the kind of thing you’d have some thoughts about.
love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son
he looks like an animated rat with a brooklyn accent “i could get yooshed ta thish”


















