18 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, July 3 2026

Wow, not everyone would do that
18 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, July 3 2026

“Weird Al” Yankovic made a decision that not everyone would make. It is very easy to say, "I would have done the same in his situation," but when that much money is at stake, those decisions are not easy at all.

Initially, Yankovic had agreed to film a commercial for a software company in exchange for a lot of money. A week before the filming, he discovered that the product is an artificial intelligence tool, and this sits so poorly with him that he suddenly and immediately decides to cancel the deal, because he did not want to be the face of a tech tool that seeks to replace people.

It makes sense — it really goes against his way of operating; Yankovic is the type of person who always asks artists for permission before making his parodies, whereas generative AI, on the other hand, is a machine that generates content by using other people's art without permission.

Yet, financially, his choice might be surprising, but not that much; in 1990, he rejected $5 million to promote a beer brand because he considered that a large part of his audience is young and he did not want to be a bad influence.

You really have to have very firm values to do something like that.

Anyway, let's take a look at the best tweets of today. Enjoy!

V HOURLY... - @hourly_shitpost Feeling cute. Might patch this pothole later...ldk yet
LiterallyMeC... @literallymecats People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ads
Folly @wtffolly_ This guy periodically checks in to see if I'm still in a relationship Occasional relationship check in Locked in Soul crushing per usual Thank you
I,Hypocrite @lporiginalg T-Clap July 31 2023 I seen this white dude holding hands with a little kid and the the kids mom was smiling.. what is going on here? Like Comment Share David and 461others в Lssss Mmmm It's called a father 837
Respectful ... @RespectfulMe... My mom: How do you put it on Netflix? The remote: CK NETFLIX + +
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 no one: traffic lights: ece/ME! @selogies ME Selena Stopmez Selena Waitmez Selena Gomez
Ramin Nasib... @RaminNasibov Guy Buffet - The Making of the Perfect Martini ABSOLIZ VOOKI - Rulia
HEGELE philosophy... @philosophyme... I MEET SOMEONE THEY LEAVE WE TALK I SAY: I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. FRANZ KAFKA
Wholesome... @WholesomeM... And this is why we were asked to leave DELA
Terrence Po... @PoppTerrence lol hub DUE TO THE RISING COST OF MEDICAL TESTS. JUST PEE UNDER A TREE AND WAIT A BIT. IF ANTS GATHER. DIABETES. IF GRASS DRIES UP. HIGH SALT. IT SMELLS LIKE BARBECUE. HIGH CHOLESTEROL. IF YOU FORGET TO PULL UP YOUR PANTS. ALZHEIMER'S.
i like food @messedup... EACH SEENKEST BIRL IS it - Itam - с 4.99 J. - I Coca-Co 300 mi I I I I I I ! Y I BREAKFST PELL 15 en I HUMA C 4.99 MINITED MICHAEL Coca I : F I 300 ml - I
no CO... @nocontext... Me when the therapist doesn't laugh at my jokes and starts taking notes (he's stealing the joke)
Gilbert @AbakpaJob it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening....stop ignoring me you menace
moe t @npcselim ? kraziest thing to me is ppl on the subway with NO inventory at all like zero items jus straight person
Internet Slop @GimmickSlop Ah, life is good! S @will_ent @will nt Saladin @ayyubidempire BRO THIS MAN GOT COOKIES IN THE SEWING KIT
HOOKLE philosophy... @philosophyme... They don't know this life of partying is meaningless Не doesn't know that this life of introversion and delusional superiority is meaningless
@emoshoota in order to remain kind you must crash out at least once a month
BIG TI٣I @OrevaZSN The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

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