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Cake or Death

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Cake or Death

@Johngcole

counter.social/@johngcole mastodon.social/@johngcole old white dude with suspect opinions and two cats

WEST BY GOD VIRGINIA

Joined March 2009

Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Mar 3, 2024
Can you imagine how furious you would be if you developed polio and lived, but had lifelong side effects, and when you turn 12-13 find out that all of this could have been avoided if you had been vaccinated but mom and dad saw a youtube video and their facebook group said not to
Jonathan Reiner
@JReinerMD
Mar 3, 2024
Before we had a polio vaccine.
Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Aug 21, 2017
Scientist: The eclipse will be just like this... People: Wow, you were right. Scientist: Now about climate change People: Shut up egghead
Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Aug 7, 2024
I saw a tiktok that said that "Tim Walz is so dad coded he is going to New balance the budget" and that "Tim Walz is so dad when they put the budget bill on his desk he asked 'What's the damage?'" I had forgotten politics could be fun and doesn't have to feel like death row.
Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Feb 4, 2020
Post caucus, Mayor Pete declared victory, team Sanders trashed Pete and the DNC, and Elizabeth Warren spent 20 minutes just bodying Trump and kicking him in the teeth repeatedly and then thanked her dog. Which is why I like Warren.
Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Nov 6, 2024
I live in WV and the state has been showered with funding and there are factories popping up everywhere and the state has 1b surplus and dems defended pensions and black lung funding and they voted 70% for Trump so shut the fuck up
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_
Nov 6, 2024
Bernie Sanders, in response to Trump’s win: “It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.” huffpost.com/entry/trump-ha…
Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Dec 11, 2017
A white dude shot 600 people in Las Vegas a few months ago. Just an FYI.
ABC News
@ABC
Dec 11, 2017
NEW: AG Sessions on NYC attack: "We have now seen two terrorist attacks in New York City in less than two months that were carried out by people who came here as the result of our failed immigration policies that do not serve the national interest” abcn.ws/2C1ZBW2
Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Jun 24, 2020
why the fuck do we even have the 25th amendment
Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Aug 17, 2021
a political friend sent this to me and I don't know who to credit
Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Jul 28, 2024
look I don't know how we got here but in the year 2024 the two most wholesome people on the television are Snoop Dogg and Flavor Flav
Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Aug 14, 2024
Everyone: Stop being so fucking weird and creepy. JD Vance:
Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Aug 23, 2024
the speech was also the perfect length someone said it earlier but it is so true the democrats have finally figured out how to weaponize all our humanities and liberal arts degrees
Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Nov 8, 2020
One last thing before I piss off into a netflix stupor. I am so glad that we are finally going to have a President who actually enjoys things. One of the things that drove me most insane about Trump, and I have said this before, is that the man was simply incapable of joy.
Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Mar 3, 2024
Replying to @Johngcole
I would sue for emancipation. Get me the fuck away from these child experimenting mother fuckers.
Cake or Death
@Johngcole
Apr 19, 2020