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Melissa Todd
@MelissaRTodd
Sex positive influencer 2026! Nobody's fool S1. Columnist for @MetroUK @kent_online and Love it! magazine. Performer, writer, kinkster.
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    Melissa Todd
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    May 19
    Tickets to my Edinburgh fringe show on sale NOW! Excited and terrified. Come hear some daft true tales from an incompetent disciplinarian. edfringe.com/tickets/whats-…
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    Melissa Todd
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    Apr 26, 2023
    Look it's me! Perverted and proud
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    Melissa Todd
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    Jul 1, 2023
    Had my Instagram account restricted, ostensibly because I posted this really rather tame picture a few months ago. Prissy puritanical whorephobic wankers.
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    Melissa Todd
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    Oct 19, 2022
    I'll be the new chief whip, gladly.
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    Melissa Todd
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    Apr 22, 2022
    We are off!
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    Melissa Todd
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    May 13, 2025
    On a train. Twice now a guard has walked past and not asked for my ticket. Perhaps I look too terrifying. I have submitted two columns and soon I shall force two men to submit, which should be simpler.
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    Melissa Todd
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    Oct 11, 2024
    Tomorrow begins my 4 day larp as lady of the manor so tonight I am getting all the vulgarity out of my system.
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    Melissa Todd
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    Sep 5, 2025
    I'm getting dinner on a steam train!
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    Melissa Todd
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    Sep 28, 2024
    Good heavens, the couple came! And they were charming. He filmed, she took a good walloping. Teach me to be an old cynic.
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    Melissa Todd
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    Dec 2, 2024
    Gagging order.
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    Melissa Todd
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    Aug 30, 2024
    My make up person was a GENIUS.
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    Melissa Todd
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    Feb 23, 2025
    Three ladies successfully completed my Introductory discipline course yesterday! Broke two men in the process mind. Who's next?
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    Melissa Todd
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    Jun 5, 2025
    Good morning Southend!
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    Melissa Todd
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    Jan 12, 2024
    Today's man wants me dressed like this, like chatbot spewed up a domme. He's out of luck cos that ain't my clobber.
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