Tickets to my Edinburgh fringe show on sale NOW! Excited and terrified. Come hear some daft true tales from an incompetent disciplinarian. edfringe.com/tickets/whats-…
Had my Instagram account restricted, ostensibly because I posted this really rather tame picture a few months ago. Prissy puritanical whorephobic wankers.
On a train. Twice now a guard has walked past and not asked for my ticket. Perhaps I look too terrifying. I have submitted two columns and soon I shall force two men to submit, which should be simpler.