#1 Getting married again to each other, we’re sharing a venue and end up falling out with some of the guests on a table next to ours in the restaurant. I get fresh orange poured over me which sparks a fight. CS finishes it all by covering the other people in their own food. Got upset when sis and bro in law and the girls leave early. Then once we leave the restaurant, we come across some kids on an estate messing about with a fireblade. I call the police.
2014 day 22
#1 I’m in the NRM with a few IAM members
2014 day 21
#1 We go to a National Trust property and I need the toilet. I have to queue. Turns out it’s someones actual home and you have to go and use their toilet. I go looking for the loo and come across the family at the dining table having a meal. It’s JC and AC’s house and I end up having some food with them while CC waits outside
2014 day 20
#1 At a seaside resort abroad. There are pools at the side of the main swimming pools. Further down the pools the greener they become. I put my foot in a pool and get bitten by a small beetle type bug. I then dive into the main pool and get told off by 3 Frnech people who are already swimming. I realised I’d forgotten mu goggles and had to ask if I could buy some locally explaining that I already had 3 pairs already and I keep leaving them at home
2014 day 19
#1 I went for a walk at lunch while at work and Nigel,, our DHL courier, was working in the butty van.
#2 In a beach house, part house, part open seating and there’s a few of us dining. The character from Twilight who plays the ware-wolf comes to warn us he’s going to change. I shout to everyone to make sure that all the doors are locked. They’re not all locked. I run round to lock it up but it’s too late for our house maid (Consuela from Family Guy), she get’s eaten.
2014 day 18
#1 I’m at a really posh mansion, some kind of race is going on. I win and it turns out the mansion is my own. While I’m outside one of my horses charges at me and tramples me. AH from school is there and she’d lost her children. There are loads of guests in the house. EW’s parents are there.
#2 I’m in a seaside hotel with ID,JD and some other marshal friends. Michael Schumacher is at our table and talking to us like friends. I was explaining to him that I didn’t feel star struck talking to him.
2014 day 17
#1 I’m out on the bike with Tony from over the road. My bike breaks down. I’m just about to get on the back of Tony’s when he drives off. I end up getting on the back of “AK’s”. He’s riding a classic style Ducati.
#2 In Scotland and supposed to be driving back in the morning when I go for a cycle ride. I headed for the hills when snow starts to come down really heavily. All of a sudden I’m driving the van. Then I’m back on my mountain bike cycling back down hill being followed by the police.
2014 day 16
#1 I’m racing in MotoGP on a blue Honda. I rode into the pits and when I went back out onto the track the screen had been broken. I pulled the broken bits off and threw them to the left hand side on the straight into the gravel trap. At the end of the race I end up in race control where other riders who had fallen off were reporting something. There was oil or water on the track and I remembered backing off the throttle to avoid it. I then went to a hotel where it was miles to walk to the shops.
2014 day 15
#1 At work and the cupboard with the pots in keeps getting filled with old staff members pots.
#2 Watching a documentary where lions and separating themselves between male and female. The male lion runs into a corner and bumps his nose and yelps out. I remember something about the strength of their jaws?
#3 In Thailand and I’m somewhere eating local food. Eating sushi. The chef had thinly sliced cucumber and put it in my dish. I had to ask them to remove it.
2014 day 14
#1 New chemical plant at work being built at the old site. I get stuck in the concrete cast that they’re making the manufacturing plant out of. I can see out but only through 2 pipe holes.
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