

So many low budget Italian spy movies. Will we ever run out? No—but we might vow to stop watching them, since they’re so bad. The spy adventure Agente Segreto 777 – Invito a uccidere, which premiered in Italy today in 1966, is a sequel to the 1965 movie Agente segreto 777 – Operazione Mistero. We gave that film extremely short shrift when we wrote about it eight years ago because it was such a bore. But good poster art always suckers us. These masterpieces were painted by yet another Italian virtuoso—Edmondo De Amicis (not the writer of the same name)—and his excellent work convinced us to set aside our many reservations and screen Invito a uccidere.
In this installment of the 777 series, Tiziano Cortini is drummed out of the spy service for health reasons, so he decides to make some fast lira by selling off a valuable secret formula he knows of that exists in three pieces—all are needed for the science to function, and he needs to assemble them before selling them. He soon finds himself hunted by shadowy operatives who want the formula, courted by his ex-employers who’ve seen the error of their ways, and hounded by cops who don’t like the fact that bodies have started piling up.
There’s really nothing to this movie. It’s another throwaway Bond-inspired thriller, but lacking adequate budget, deft scripting, good onscreen performances, and actorly charisma. We know what some of you are thinking: There were spy movies before Bond. Yes, but the influence here is clear, from the structure to the quips to the easy sex. Interestingly, Cortini has a co-screenwriting credit. He must have been like, “Okay, I’ll do a sequel to Operazione Mistero but I’ll write my part this time. That last script was total gash.” Breaking news—he’s no better than who he replaced. Here’s an example:
“Hey, where did you learn to fly, pal?
“Used to date an airline hostess.”
Because hostesses fly planes? Even as a quip it’s weak. Tongue-in-cheek isn’t always smart or good. Cortini, who looks like an overworked high school chemistry teacher, doesn’t have the spark to carry this film. We wonder if he wrote the scene where his character plays checkers with glasses of brandy. Every piece you jump, you have to drink. But is it really winning when you pass out? More importantly, is it winning when you watch this movie? The answer is, resoundingly, no. But here’s the good news: Agente Segreto 777 – Invito a uccidere isn’t bad enough to stop us watching old Italian spy movies. Which means we’ll be complaining about another one in this space soon.













































































































