US strikes key Iranian island
The United States military said it has launched air strikes on Iran’s defence and missile sites located on Greater Tunb Island, in what marks the...
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“I’m not going to apologise for doing my job.”
The shadow minister for communications defends calling triple-O unnecessarily during the Telstra outage this week. She didn’t get through to anyone, which is how you know it’s Liberal Party rhetoric.
“Patiently waiting for my PB and J sandwich.”
The graffiti artist known for Pam the Bird makes demands of police after scaling Bolte Bridge in Melbourne. He also asked for a glass of milk.
“I apologise unequivocally for the comments.”
The prime minister apologises after agreeing that he would “shag, marry, date” Kylie Minogue. In fairness, people have been complaining about his lack of ambition.
“Recent personal media attention is creating an unnecessary distraction.”
The billionaire founder of WiseTech resigns as chairman of the company. His appetite for euphemism is almost as great as his appetite for sex with former employees.
“Had a fascinating time chatting to one of the bravest lady’s on the planet.”
The far-right neo-fascist sits down with Pauline Hanson for a podcast interview. He’s a staunch defender of English, just not its grammar.
“We share a focus on deepening and diversifying the relationship between our countries…”
The prime minister celebrates a deal to sell uranium to India, after earlier shipments were halted over concerns the uranium could be used in weapons. Both countries insist the deal is about peace.
