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@NightValeRadio
WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE: community radio for a small desert town. Turn on your radio and hide. New episodes every 1st & 15th, plus live show tours & a novel.
Night Vale, USA
welcometonightvale.com
Joined August 2012
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    Jan 28, 2025
    Hi, Joseph here, we'll no longer be updating our twitter because of the whole It's Owned By A Nazi thing, so here's where you can find us. Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/nightv… Tiktok: tiktok.com/@officialnight… Tumblr: tumblr.com/nightvaleoffic… Instagram: instagram.com/nightvaleoffic…
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    Jan 1, 2018
    Welcome to 2018, the year we finally do it. The year we eat the sun.
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    Dec 24, 2016
    Later tonight, a man unbound from time & space will leave boxes under decorated pine totems as assessments of children's moral worth.
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    Jan 18, 2021
    Snap, crackle, pop. That famous sound that can only mean one thing (you're over 30 and your body is audibly falling apart)
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    Dec 31, 2021
    Why wait for New Year's? Just count down and scream at every midnight.
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    Dec 25, 2017
    He knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he lives inside your mirror, his human face is fake
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    Jul 2, 2019
    If at first you don't succeed, there is another universe where you did succeed. That universe is a better place. Try to travel there.
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    Jan 2, 2023
    Unfortunately, *gestures around at just kind of all of it*
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    Jan 2, 2019
    [sponsored tweet] New Never Ending Pasta at Olive Garden. We'll keep bringing you pasta. Even after you've gone home. When you're asleep. Long after you're dead. Every moment pasta.
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    Night Vale podcast
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    Dec 24, 2017
    Silent Night. Holy Night. Very Silent Night. Please Be Quiet Night. If You Make Noise It Will Hear Us Night.
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    Apr 9, 2021
    Money can't buy happiness, but being able to never worry about bills ever sure seems like it would be nice.
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    Apr 26, 2018
    The fault is not in our stars, but in the moon. That idiot rock ruins everything.
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    Oct 3, 2018
    Ghosts are scary because they indicate we might be forced to exist for eternity after we die.
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    Mar 8, 2021
    When a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why you sometimes just feel sad.

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