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pe·nis
n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-nz)
The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals

thats right.

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[22 Jul 2004|06:31pm]

screendoor3

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Put on. phrase

1. To clothe oneself with; don: put on a coat; put socks on.
2. To apply; activate: put on the brakes.
3. To assume affectedly: put on an English accent.
4. Slang To tease or mislead (another): You're putting me on!
5. To add: put on weight.
6. To produce; perform: put on a variety show.

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[22 Jul 2004|07:07pm]

funeral_flowers

Colleen, go look at the Anti-Flag community.
This guy made all these A-F icons.
They're really cool
especially the last one that says:

Wave your flag
Tell me I'm free
Then use the word fag
To fuck with me
Go and wave your flag
I'm free

I was amused by them.
haven't listened to them that much lately..even though I did when I was on vacay.

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[22 Jul 2004|07:04pm]

titan688

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Oh man. That Jesse Lacey.
He is SO hot.
and Michelle.
*sigh*
So I got my license yesterday.
Freedom at last.
I drove over to Ly's.
Then I let her drive my car.
She was doing fine until she tried to park. She ran over the curb.
But I still love her.

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neww

[22 Jul 2004|06:27pm]

takingitallbak

( this is cause i love katie darby Collapse )

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[22 Jul 2004|06:18pm]

funeral_flowers

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I felt like stamping all of your applications earlier because i'm bored. and i'm lame.

Hit me with your best shot

please say im hawt!!

[22 Jul 2004|09:50am]

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First name: Courtney
Gender: female
Age: 15
Location: Atlanta
What are some of your interests? music, swimming, shopping, talking, stalking...
What kind of music do you listen to? Brand new, coheed, Bright eyes.. that kind of stuff. DUH! oh and i listen to 99x.
Describe your personality in 5 words: weird, funny, annoying, outgoing, LOUD
Promote this community to at least 2 livejournal users and show us evidence (i.e. give us a link to
the journal you promoted us in) also, see the promotions below. oh man. thats asking a lot. um i will do that in a second. once i figure out what the hell you are talking about. KTHX
Name some of your talents:
Your favorite funny quote that relates to you (Make it funny!): "Exactly how does one suck a fuck?!"- Donnie Darko
And a serious quote that relates to you: "Dont count the days. Make the days count."- yeah i read that somewhere

( HAWTNESS?Collapse )

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Awww shit. Homegirl's here.

[22 Jul 2004|01:37am]

wh0re_ay

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( Bitches love me 'cause they know that I can rock.Collapse )

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[22 Jul 2004|12:36am]

iam_the_coolest

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First name: alan
Gender: male
Age: 15
Location: GA
What are some of your interests? almost nething tat doesnt suk
What kind of music do you listen to? (name some bands, artists, etc.) off spring, acdc, led zepplin, beatles, cure, lost phofets, van halen, guns n roses, aerosmith, cold play, lynard skynard, bob marley, kansas, foo fighters, kanye west, twista, romstien, korn, nine inch nails, y mas
Describe your personality in 5 words: shy but w. some confodence
Promote this community to at least 2 livejournal users and show us evidence (i.e. give us a link to
the journal you promoted us in) also, see the promotions below.
Name some of your talents: gay voice, flexible, add, insomnia.....not relly talented at all
Your favorite funny quote that relates to you (Make it funny)
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
And a serious quote that relates to you.
" You only live once "
-chinese proveb

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Im not gonna Lj cut it... B/C I CAN. :)

[21 Jul 2004|10:45pm]

premium_crakers

1. Post an application containing:
a.

b. Answer the following questions:
First name: Kamilla :)
Gender: 110% Female.
Age: five+10
Location: gee-ay
What are some of your interests? MUsic, Friends,
What kind of music do you listen to? (name some bands, artists, etc.)
Emo and Some Punk.... Brand New, Thursday, Coheed and Cambria, Taking Back SUnday, Incubus, Alkaline Trio, Modest MOuse, + 12359840.345 more bands. (those just came to mind)
Describe your personality in 5 words: Awesome. Crazy. Caring. Sweetheartlikeishkinda. Random.
LY posted 4 me to promote haha <3
Name some of your talents: I wish. i mean.. IM too talented.
Your favorite funny quote that relates to you (Make it funny!)

"Fuck you, Fuck the boy next door, and Fuck his mom while your at it." -- My da LOvely Me.

Serious:

"Friends are people that reach for you hand, but touch your heart."

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[21 Jul 2004|09:13pm]

screendoor3

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( Too Deck Collapse )

First name: Matthew
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Location: Minnesota, the Land of Mosquitoes and Spam.
What are some of your interests? Science Fiction, random road trips, music that's too cool for you, bad movies, _______, cheese.
What kind of music do you listen to? (name some bands, artists, etc.) Muse, Polysics, Sepultura, The Chills, U2, R.E.M., Pearl Jam, Crowded House, Mark Mallman, Tapes 'N Tapes, System of a Down.
Describe your personality in 5 words: Random, Empathetic, Fun, Intelligent, Snooty.
Promote this community to at least 2 livejournal users and show us evidence.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/screendoor3/132803.html Ly can confirm this.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/_notlikely/16450.html
Name some of your talents: I can annoy people pretty well. That's fun. I can listen to people and give them unbiased advice. I don't let my emotions get the best of me in day to day matters. I also have my own radio show and play cool music. I'm learning guitar. I love Pepsi Blue. (I know most of you won't consider that last one a talent, but I find all the losers that didn't love it lamers.)

Your favorite funny quote:
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Claus?
Willie: Actually it was her sister.
--"Bad Santa"

Serious quote that relates to you: "Don't try to be a great man, just be a man, and let history make its own decision"-Zephram Cochrane

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[21 Jul 2004|10:25pm]

funeral_flowers

Sorry, I forgot to put that behind a cut.

That was the other picture. I think...

Hit me with your best shot

Just for the hell of it...

[21 Jul 2004|10:12pm]

funeral_flowers

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Name: Ly
Gender: Looks down pants. No penis.
Age:15
Location: GA
Interests: Guitar, painting, music, writing, sleeping, helium tanks...
Music: Thursday, TBS, Brand New, Finch, Death Cab for Cutie, Anti Flag, The Devotchkas, Sarah Mclachlan, Jimmy Eat World, The format, Coheed and Cambria, The Stills, Dropkick Murphys, The Clash, The Used, Modest Mouse, The Unseen....etc.
My personality in 5 words: Funny, Nice, Outgoing, Fun, caring
Promotions: Me, Kamilla and Zack's ljs
Talents: hahaha tennis.
Funny quote:
"cookie. cookie. who wants a cookie? Pork chop sandwiches. GET THE FUCK OUT!" -Eric on Claudio.
Serious quote:
"What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others."-Pericles thanks to Mr. Seid

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[21 Jul 2004|10:14pm]

titan688

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*no pictures BIATCHES HAH*
Zacky bee
male...wink
16
the ay tee el
emo
Hot sexy irresistable whore pretty
Some say im a teriffic lover...some
"In 11 years it'll be 1984...THINK ABOUT THAT" almost famous
"this place is a prison, these people arnt your friends" postal service

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[21 Jul 2004|10:10pm]

chr0me_kiss

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hi buddys!

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