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[17 Jun 2004|01:46am] |
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The best part about queso is that it comes in all sorts of categories of delicacy. You've got blue-cheese queso (which is a blue cow that decided to produce milk specifically for Soozan), there's goat queso (self explanatory, methinks), provologne (a Sicilian Soozan that gets c00ked in hot hot ovens. poor queso), mozzerella queso (Luigi a make'a ze pizza, eh!), munster queso (a Halloween sort of queso. it dresses up as Cap'n Morgan now and then. -->gives it that extra kick of flavor), romano queso (Roman Soldier Soozan! secthy armour), and even English Stilton queso (which is a Soozan that eloped to the lower reaches of Wales with the better half of Neil's sexuality). As you can see, there is every type of queso for every single occasion!
The question is, how does one Fondu a Soozan?
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[07 Mar 2004|02:28pm] |
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Susantie! The taste you can guzzle (TM!).
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[16 Jan 2004|10:31am] |
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So tell me if you've heard this one. This elf, man and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark....
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[10 Dec 2003|06:28pm] |
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Blantie needs to mate with the following people before she can successfully leave this world:
Legolas
Will Turner
Orlando Bloom
That one hot kid
Our cabin boy
If these tasks are not completed by your 100th birthday, Blantie, you will be hereby doomed to wander the planet for another 100 years in search of someone JUST. THAT. HOT.
Good luck, Agent Blantie.
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| On the road to BQ Utopia... in the style of the Very Secret Diaries ^_^ |
[10 Dec 2003|04:23pm] |
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Blantie's VSD, the I.
12/1:
On my way to BQU, but not found it yet. Was hoping to catch a lift.
12/3:
So this ugly truck driver gave me a lift, but the greasy man was astounded by me elven prettiness, and so I had to leave. Truck was v. dirty.
later that day:
Despite my run-in with the truck, am still the prettiest. Good to know.
12/8:
Has been a while, but am no further along than before. Is snowing. V. hard, actually. Should find some shelter, but am astounded by its prettiness. Have decided that snowflakes are actually minitaure elves trapped in crystals. *nods* yep.
12/9:
Jack Sparrow still not king.
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[09 Dec 2003|06:39pm] |
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....so this queso walks into a bar, and says "If the Penis Mightier really works, I'll buy a dozen!"
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accomplished