Satan might enjoy reading this journal while he's devouring marinated souls with chopsticks:
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I am in love with you
Dear Ignacious,

I've been a long time reader of your rants, and now that it seems you've disappeared, I've decided to come out of the closet.

Ok, so I'm not really a big drug user... I don't cut, drink, smoke, get high, wear black everyday, or worship Satan. But through all you've said here, I've come to be amazed by you, you are a role model to me, and I live my life the way I think you'd want it to be lived. You are just so amazing in every way. Your speech is eloquent and well thought out. You are witty, intelligent, and super hot. I'm really putting my heart out for you right now, and I can only hope you will see how much, well, I love you.

I think about you every day and maybe one day you will think about me. I would do anything to meet you. I don't think I can live without you any more. You are my everything, you are my sunrise and sunset... you are my world. Please contact me.

Love, and Praise the Dark Lord,
Shaina Skeletor III (i wish LOLZZZZZZZZZ)

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My favourite thing to do is to shoot up heroin, snort codeine, worship the goat of mendes and listen to this song over and over agan.

VON - Satanic Blood

Satan fertile
Woman's egg
Need to cut
Her own skin

Son of Satan
Within womb
Need to cut
Her own skin

With a razor
Spells a word
Within the chest
A single word

Carved in deep
Through the skin
Bleeds the word
Satanic Blood

Praise
Satanic Blood
Satan
Satanic Blood

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a salaam alaikum
...or however the fuck you're supposed to spell it.

Before I start, I would like to wish all the fucking poser druggies out there a happy 4/20. OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S 4/20!! LETS GO SMOKE SOME MARIJUANA!! TEE HEE!! Fucking cuntfaces. The funniest thing about 4/20 is how only stupid fucking middle schoolers or people stuck in the stupid fucking middle school mentality get overly excited about it. If someone was a real smoker, they wouldn't even know it was fucking 4/20 or fucking april for that matter because they would be too fucked up. Fuckers. No. I'm not fucking bitter at all that I've been on fucking probation and haven't had a fucking joint in fucking ever while a bunch of 12 year olds are lighting up some shitty joint made mostly of seeds and stems that someone sold them and thinking they're the coolest shit ever.

I've gotten crticism for not knowing what satanism really is. My response to them is: you're right, but who the fuck cares since if you're taking the time to write lameass notes in this shitty community then satan probably fucking hates you too and you should probably try sucking up to jesus or some shit because he loves everyone, which is why christians feel like they can be complete fucktards all the time. Jesus needs to come down and fucking execute Jerry Falwell while he's on tv spouting off shit about how he hates everyone and they're all going to hell. Shit, I say stuff like that all the time, where's my fucking air time? But, once christians realize that their lord will kill them for being fucking stupid all the time, maybe they'll get rid of the big haired lady on the christian network and stop giving such a fucking deal about stupid shit like gay marriage. Fuck, I'm no gay rights advocate or anything, I actually think it's pretty nasty, but it doesn't affect me (unless it's lesbian porn I'm jacking off to)... but whenever I see some fucking christian protest on tv about how it's immoral, I want to go down there and just stick my greasy sodomlicious cock in orifices they didn't even realize they had.

Anyway, I digress. I want to ask all the people that bother posting in this fucking thing to look deep within theirselves and find out why they want to be considered satanists. If you're just doing it to piss people off and make christians cry for your soul, then you're horribly misguided. I suggest you convert to Islam. Or at least pretend to convert. It's not like it fucking matters since you're just doing it to piss people off. Tell a christian you believe in satan, they'll fucking whip out the bible and start praying for you. Tell a christian you believe in muhummad, they'll fucking get old testament on your ass and start shouting about how your god isn't real. I mean, satanism is badass and everything and the pentagon thing looks really awesome with the star and shit, but when was the last time a satanist has gotten into the media? Know that some muslims just did in spain? They dug up some dude's body and desecrated his fucking corpse, and the some of the more extreme christians are like "THEY SHOULD BE ELIMINATED THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD". Hypocritical little fucks. Love and acceptance for everyone except the dirty towelheads, whose religion is a little too popular for their liking.

Since no one fucking knows anything about islam, all you pretty much have to do is not eat pork, wear some sort of shit on your head, and celebrate some weirdass holiday called "eid" twice a year and no one will call you on it. Oh, and tell christians you have the same god as them and that jesus, while a fine example of a human being, didn't die for their sins. That really fucking pisses them off.

Islam. It's what all the cool nonconformists follow.

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Man..so i had the crappiest day..i went ot hottopic and there's this gorgeous girl there...and she kept looking at me..and the smith's were playing..it was perfect...deathly perfect..*sigh* her makeup was perfect..she wore just the right amount of black..and those red dread locks man..those were awesome..*sigh* if only she'd look at me..the same way I look at her...*sigh* if only my mother didn't come inside the store to come get me with her gap bags..*sigh* if only I were really a lesbian...

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hi
what is up ppl no one like to talk again where have yallz mindz gone omg were all gunna diiiiiiieeeeeee ahhhhhhhhhh wow sorry too much sugar iam very very hyper and what i mean bye sugar is coke hhhahahah muwhahahahhaaaaaaaaa la la la yeah well keeep the postess up talkkie talkiie
toodlez
-Freak Bleeding Heart

Current Mood: chipper

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hi
hi people heres a ummz i guess kool poem.

Here

Iam here

weather you like it or not

I make you cringe

I make you grind your teeth

I make your skin crawl

I make you crazy with fear

Iam here

Iam here to stay

Iam here to make your life miserable

I am here to make your life worth living

Iam here to change your fate weather it be the will to live or die that is inscribed in cryptic darkness

Iam here to become a scar to become a sore on your life for you to remember me

Iam here to make your place in this cruel world a living hell

Iam here to just be

We are her to just be

Who we fucking want to be

NO OBJECTIONS NO COMPLANTS!!!

-Freak Bleeding Heart

Current Mood: complacent

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Fucking valentine's day. That's the most bullshit holiday ever besides Christmas. WTF Jesus wasn't even born in December, fucking sheep-ass Christians. They'd all fucking jack off over bald eagles while sucking off a Jesus statue if the Bible told them to. Valentine's day is the same way. Some fucking person just decided that on Feb. 14 you had to be banging someone and if you weren't you weren't included in the holiday. Fuckers, I'll jack off twice as much as normal while stuffing my nasty face with candy if it'll make them happy. I'm going to take random cow parts, stuff them in thin envelopes so the blood and juices seep through, write "Fuck off and die" and put a pentagram on the back of the envelope with a marker, and stick it in my fucking neighbors mailboxes that I particularly hate overnight so when they wake up that next day to get their mail their mailbox has flies surrounding it. Fuckers. Valentine's day is a fucking abomination to Satan. If he were here he'd cast rancid cowparts in everyone's mailbox. We should make our own holiday in opposition to valentine's day where we celebrate the dark energy and hatred that surrounds us and inflict it upon all the superficial sheep that go out and buy fucking cards for each other just because someone tells them to. Instead of giving a card to someone you "love" slash someone you hate's fucking tires and tell them to die.

Fuck this weekend. I'm not buying into their stupid fucking corporate holiday.

Current Mood: fucking pissed

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A poem
I feel a lil bird in my heart
it's dead
it's black
it was once
wounded
from the
pounding in
my head
Look here's my gravestone
and over there's my
llama
He looks so sad
I think
I'd wanna
lick him
I sit here silently
and freebase this
crack
I sit here whistfully
dressed wholly
in black

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I was realy fucking high today and I started writing a song. I only got one verse but I think it's pretty fucking awesome.

I'll use my razors to cut you up,
I'll put your blood in a cup
While your handcuffed to my bed,
on the verge of being dead
I'll drink from the cup,
and Satan will rise up

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That would be fucking badass if I could get that on a t-shirt. I bet no place would take it though, fuckers. Fucking censorship.

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People who fucking post anonymous comments when they want to talk shit are so fucking gay. I'm not even going to read all of that fucking long-ass convoluted thing (although you can read it yourself if you check the last entry) just because it's fucking meaningless because the person was obviously too fucking scared to say who they were, and plus it's fucking long. Fuck, if they just took their mama's dick out of their mouth for a second they'd realize that they are spending their time writing an essay on why a fucking waste of space like me is a fucking waste of space and that perhaps they should just fucking slit their wrists now because they are totally fucking wasting their time. "Oh no! Ur wrong Ignacious! LOL I'm smarter than u!" Well shit, if they were so fucking smart they wouldn't be leaving long-ass anonymous notes in people's diaries that they don't agree with. Fucking cuntnugget.

I got drunk last night and started painting pentagrams on the back of all the stop signs in my subdivision. It was fucking awesome. I almost fucking got caught getting one because some insomniac motherfucker was out walking her dog, but she was too far away see me. Stupid bitch. People are going to be so fucking confused when they're driving around now, and they'll probably blame some fucking teenagers for it. Freedom of religion though, right?

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Fucking faggots I hate everyone. I want to see everyone and everything fucking burn, and I live my life as a counterfriction against the big fucking machine that is called "society". I can't do much, being on fucking probation and all for public intoxication (I can't drive drunk so I walk home and they bust me anyways WTF?!) but it all comes down to the little small things that no one notices that if enough people united and did, it would fucking destroy the machine. Some people just say they worship Satan and love chaos to be cool, like those fags in the mall who wear shirts with an anarchy sign on them even though they fucking bought those shirts and do nothing in them but fucking sit around the mall and suck each other's dicks. No, I LIVE for chaos, and Satan's will manifests itself through my actions, and the world is a slightly worst place because of it. It basically comes down to two things:

1) Sabotage Society

I work at fucking Burger King, because it's the only place that doesn't drug test and doesn't give a shit about piercings because they're just happy to get someone with an IQ higher than 40 to work there. I work in the back, and I fucking spit in the food all the time, and my hands have never even fucking touched soap while I've been there, and I masturbate in that bathroom at least twice a day because it relieves stress and is cheaper than smoking. A wide cross-section of society has eaten my spit and has come in contact with my DNA. Fucking teeny-boppers getting off from school, stupid stoners trying to munch out, college kids who think they're smarter than me because their parents can shell out 10K a year to get them out of the house, soccer moms giving their kid a fucking nasty hamburger before ballet recital. None of them know it, because the food is fucking disgusting anyway so they aren't expecting much. Also, I steal treys from there all the time, at least two a day, along with half their ketchup packets because I don't feel like buying my own condiments at home. I know you're probably thinking "WTF Ignacious? That's fucking lame" but if EVERYONE did what I did, the fucking fast food system would crumble, because it's not like anyone with intellect or standards are going to lower theirselves, except those faggots who were a part of the dot com boom and now have no job and can't get a job at fucking Starbucks or Borders or wherever pseudo-intellectual fags like to work. Haha, fucking retards. If everyone just sabotaged their work environment and did other little things to make everything less well, the effects would snowball and chaos would break loose. I'm just a small part of Satan's will.

2) Sabotage yourself

God created us and our bodies, and it is supposively a sin to destroy them with drugs. I guess fucking destroying it with fast food is okay, but WTFever. You can't just do natural organic drugs, because besides being fucking expensive and having to pay some stupid fucking dealer out of your ass, they don't do nearly enough damage because they're natural and were meant for that purpose. Get a lightbulb, make a pipe, and just smoke shit that looks interesting in it. It will fuck you up one way or another, and it's fucking cheap. Everytime I freebase something, and I feel my lungs burn and my face start to tingle and go numb, I feel like I am destroying the organic part of my body that God created, leaving only the deadness and hatred that Satan breeds. If you can't freebase it, it just means you need a bigger lightbulb. Also, huffing shit is fucking awesome. It fucks your world up and makes you absolutely worthless. Being as worthless as possible is important for a real minion of chaos. You can only be a burden on the system, never a functional part. I'm going to be on fucking welfare one day, collecting money and wasting it on Thunderbird and air freshener to huff while I'm in the Burger King bathroom masturbating, thinking of these chicks I knew in 9th grade that were really fucking hot but never talked to me because I had severe acne back then, and will be no use to the system at all. It would be better off if I was dead, but I'm not, and that is the entire point.

As you can see, it's not that hard to be a part of Satan's will. Although the chronic masturbation kinda chafes after a while. Fucking gay-ass dry weather.

Current Mood: dreary and enraged

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I haven't been able to write in the past few days because my mom grounded me from the computer. Fucking bitch, she found a pipe in my room and started yelling at me and shit about how I was a pothead and never was going to go anywhere in life. HELLO BITCH, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SITTING YOUR FUCKING FAT ASS AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY POPPING FUCKING VALIUM AND WATCHING RERUNS OF "DALLAS"! No wonder dad fucking left her for that guy that lived across the street that always watched us from his house with binoculars with his hand down his pants. Being grounded wasn't that bad though. I sat in my room and did more drawings that show my love of the dark side while listening to Slipknot. Man, they really speak to me, but I had to keep it down or my mom will take the cd away from me again because I'm not allowed to get cds with explicit lyric things. I also stole her bottle of lemon pledge and a rag and started huffing it. Three shots of that will make the room fucking spin and let me forget how fucking horrible the world is. Great shit, cheaper than buying cigarettes.

Fuck, do you know what pisses me off? Besides everything? Those fucking old people who call theirselves goth and knock young people who listen to music better than theirs and shop at Hot Topic when they don't even fucking worship satan or feel the same pain we do. Some of these fucktards can be found in h_a_g but they haven't updated their community in a long time so maybe they grew some fucking balls and slit their wrists while fucking listening to Depeshe Mode or some old shit like that. Jesus fucking christ they sit there and complain about us not knowing what REAL goth music is. Joy Division? WTF? I've listened to them and they sound like a bunch of faggots. It isn't even that loud! They don't even feel a bit of the pain that lead singer guy from Korn does, he was raped by his dad and shit and that's fuked up. I'm fucking sick of people judging us for what we listen to and where we shop, those fucking conformists that are hateful against a new generation of goths just because we did it so much better than them.

Shit, my fucking mom is coming. I have end this before she catches me. Bitch.

Current Mood: fuck u all

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well that mother fucking, fucking mother fucking sucks, mother fuckers, batteries are fucking gay and so are the fuckning conformists, mother fuckers need to burn in mother fucking hell!!! i hate john mayer too, i'm gonna rape his face for you! moTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Attention: Satan hates cheap batteries
I fucking hate the establishment and their shoddy products they force upon the consumer in order to fuel their material needs to make them forget how fucking shitty the world really is. I was in my car and I really wanted to fucking listen to a cd because the radio fucking sucks and doesn't play anything that resonates with the emptyness I feel within, I mean, how many times a day can a fucking station play John Mayer? Fucking tool, someone needs to rape his face. But I pushed the play button on my cd player that is hooked to my tape player with an adapter (I spend all my money on airplane glue and stuff from Hot Topic so I can't afford a real cd player) and WHAT THE FUCK the batteries are dead. I JUST BOUGHT THOSE FUCKING THINGS A WEEK AGO. They were these cheap batteries, and I didn't think there would be much of a difference, but fucking shit they're dead already. WHAT THE FUCK. Now, I have to go back to the fucking store and buy more batteries and give the fucking establishment more money so I can hide from their shitty conformist MTV music. I would have been better off buying some name brand battery. At least then I wouldn't have had to buy more batteries and shell out more money. I hereby declare Duracell or Energizer the official batteries of Satan and the dark side. Those fuckers last fucking forever. I don't care if the money still goes to support the fucking conformist establishment, until those of us on the dark side unite and manufacture our own batteries, this shit will continue forever, and until then, buy name brand!!

Current Mood: pissed off

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Greetings, fuckers. My name is Ignacious Skeletor III. Actually it's Robert, but that's the name my mom gave me at birth when she expelled me from her greasy loins into this shithole of a world. I had my name legally changed when I was 18 to escape from the christian, conformist name my parents had forced upon me.

I made this community because there weren't enough quality communities that were aligned with Satan and celebrated this dark union with recreational substance abuse instead of shitty poetry. Maybe there were, I didn't check too closely. This site sucks.

It's all too much. I can't write anymore. Fuck you all. I hope you die. Conformists.

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Welcome everyone! Most call me Cinderella Slits Wrist...

I am in misery every single day of my miserable fucking existance. Fucking Conformists.

My hobbies include:
Freebasing any chemical I can get
worshipping Satan and his brother Robert Smith
Playing pocket beavers
Smoking things outta aluminum cans
listening to the Scowling Butterflies! (\M/)
Yelling at small animals
Smoking aluminum


I would smile, but my makeup would run, and that would make me cry more.

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