As many of you know I live in a dangerous city... We all fear for our lives on a daily basis. You could be shot for looking at a Redneck in the wrong way... In this big city of 25,000 people these are the atrocities that I face.... (pulled from a local paper)
NOV. 19th
CB WAGON RD.
They went mushroom picking... but that day of drink lead to injuries and assault charges... This is how it went down... Lisa M. Gates of Myrtle Creek was charged with 2nd Degree assault after she found out that her man had made moves on her cousin. She said, "Bitch you better not me allowing my man to make moves on you" and then punched her cousin, kicked her and then hit her with a stick. And then left her in the woods for an hour... Should have used a bigger stick, bitch trying to steal her man.
MIP
Two girls got charged with MIP's at the college... you know I think they really need to crack down on these huge parties... you allow two girls drinking and soon you will have three.
MIP II
A ninteen year old male was cited for a MIP... he was drinking alone behind the Mall... Now see thats the way to do it... alone.
STOLEN CAR
A 58 year old man reported his car missing... If you ask me the old man forgot his kids took his damn keys away.
MORE DRINKING
A 52 year old Woman was reported intoxicated. Don't these people think about their livers?
A 42 year old male reported an Intoxicated male.
At 11:48pm a male went to Police Station requesting help with his Drinking Problems... "Officer I am looking for Serenity Lane."
LITTERING
41 Year old Male was transported to Coos County Jail for littering. What was he littering, to be arrested, Dead bodies?
TRANSIENT
Three transients would not move when asked by business owner, Police asked and they moved.
TRESSPASS
A 34 year old male was cited for being at the amll when he had been asked previously to leave. Can you believe the stuff our men in blue have to deal with... and I say Men because there is not a Female cop in our Force her... there is in the troopers, but not the city... and when I say blue I should really say Black... they wear black.
APPLES
This my Friends is the worst of all... It happened at 12:09pm, location - HWY 101 Bunker Hill Area. Juveniles were throwing apples. Don't they know there are starving children in Africa! Wasteful punks. I hope they are housed with that Litter Bug!