Yes... Skull Fucking and Jesus. Two topics I never thought would be brought together.



Who is this Jesus I hear so much about?




.....That is all for now.....

Elain........



Love <3
Devo

We need a new theme and I need to update the userinfo. Make me a mod De-bone!

Edit 1:37pm: I just finished updating the userinfo and the main theme. I think it looks motherfucking hot. This is what I get when I smoke tons of weed and sit my ass in front of TEH INTERWEB for hours on end. I feel like making a bunch of styles today, I don't know. I need more pot if I'm going to work on all sorts of projects. Blast ye MARIJUANA AND YOUR LOVELY WAYS!

Last night, while kneeling in front of the porcelain goddess, I met Jesus and he said unto me: "My child, for why you have sinned?" And wearily I replied, "Jesus it was the command of the Hustle, you must understand our power now ... now that we have the 6". Jesus then said in a commanding voice: "GO! Seek the Hustle and spread it's words for they are more powerful than mine -- Here on earth it shall be true in Heaven." As he flickered off in the distance I thought But ... Jesus, don't you want to hit the bong?

He totally would have.

There's two ways to look at Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormon Church. On the one hand you can view him as a fraud -- a monomaniacal polygamist, an opportunist who shamelessly exploited his religious followers, who was murdered by an angry mob, infuriated by all his bullshit. On the other hand, you could be a Mormon. In which case, he's the greatest man who ever lived. Your call.