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Sunny and 80 degrees the last couple days; here's hoping it stays nice for today, because I rode Blueberry in to the office this AM.

Ingress

Want to get geeks out to exercise? Frame it as a game in which they can earn experience points by reaching locations, attacking things, and leveling up! GENIUS! It's like LARPing meets Geocaching with a Cyperpunk veneer.

Dec. 25th, 2013

Merry Christmas, one and all.

Plague Days

I've been down for the past week, actually out of work last Thursday and Friday, although evidence suggests I shoulda been taking a sick week off. It's the same crud which has leveled half of Seattle.

I believe I'm ordinarily pretty optimistic, patient, and tolerant--SHADDUP, YOU IN THE PEANUT GALLERY--but when I'm feeling sick, I don't feel like giving an inch to anyone or anything. Everything that usually bothers-me-but-not-enough-to-say-anything really sticks in my craw and makes me pissy.

Today I'm back at work, and remembering the stress that got me run-down in the first place. Everyone else here is stressed out too, and at least half of them are complaining about crud symptoms. I'm not gonna let it get me down, though:
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Om Nom Nom

Yesterday: found two loaves challah on the day-old rack = Today: wondrous French Toast!

(That was so good, I went ahead and cut up all the rest of both loaves and made them into French toast, just so I could put them in the freezer for breakfasts all the rest of the week.)

Killing yourself is Bullshit.

That's a mug's game.

HISHE: Man of Steel

(in my head, this version of General Zod is older, has more perspective, and is played by George Takei.)

EARTH: (totally wigs out) "ZOMG Alien Spaceship!"

Alien Spaceship: "Hi, we're from Krypton, can we borrow a cup of Alien-who's-hiding-amongst-you?"

Earth: "Uhhhhhhhh, sure?"

[SCENE: On board alien spaceship]
Zod: "Hi, kid. this is probably a shock to you, but you're not from around here. Also, could we look at your DNA? Only we'd like to rebuild our planet, since it totally went to shit, and I'm genetically programmed to preserve it."

Clark: "Uh, sure...will it hurt?"

Zod: "Nah. A drop from that nosebleed you're having oughta do it. Thanks."

[SCENE: Hovering over Metropolis]
Zod's Spaceship: "Attention, People of Earth. Are you using that second planet from your sun? Because we'd like to make it more like home, if you don't mind."

Earth: "Uh, Venus? Several hundred degrees, atmosphere of crap, constant acid rain...nah, knock yourselves out."

Spaceship: "Sounds pretty much like home! Okay, cool." [terraforms Venus]

[SOME TIME LATER]
Spaceship: "Hi, we're back. Thanks for the planet. We really think you should knock off all this dependence on fossil fuels and the like. Mind if we set you up an orbital solar array? Now that we're all super-powered, it should take us about three minutes."

Earth: "Errrr..."

Spacehip: "Okay, done! And you're welcome."

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the joys of home ownership

So...I could spend at least a thou for the silicone roof-coating stuff (it's $288 per 5-gal bucket, and they say 1.5-2 gal per 100 sq.ft.) or I could get something less expensive like cheapass asphalt goop, and then paint it, which is what's up there now. or there's this:
http://www.homedepot.com/p/Henry-4-75-Gal-687-EnviroWhite-Roof-Coating-HE687406/202091034#.UeiP1Fd5C8A

...which I"m thinking is a good compromise. Still more than I wanted to spend, on a roof I might hafta tear off in a while.

DJ FAROFF

FAROFF has to be one of my favorite Mashup artists of recent times, especially since e likes mining the sounds of my childhood. F'rinstance:

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I was hoping that the guys I work with would get together this week to see Iron Man 3 when it came out, but nobody cared enough to put together an outing event, and I suppose I coulda done more myself since I'm the one who wanted it to happen.

I still wanna see it while it's in IMAX, because it sounds like the kind of spectacle flick that really wants that, and wouldn't be as cool on the small screen.
All the men who hafta carry all the stuff for their female counterparts would like to know this as well:

Originally posted by Imagekylecassidy at What we talk about when we talk about pockets
This post is about pockets, feminism, design, autonomy and common sense. Please feel free to repost or link to it if you know people who'd benefit from the discussion.

A few weeks ago Imagetrillian_stars and I were out somewhere and she asked "Oooh, can I get a cup of coffee?" and I thought "why are you asking me? You don't need permission." But what I discovered was that her clothes had no pockets, so she had no money with her.

Mens clothes have pockets. My swimsuits have pockets. All of them do, and it's not unusual, because, what if you're swimming in the ocean and you find a fist full of pirate booty in the surf? You need somewhere to put it. Men are used to carrying stuff in their pockets, you put money there, you put car keys there. With money and car keys come power and independence. You can buy stuff, you can leave. The idea of some women's clothes not having pockets is baffling, but it's worse than that -- it's patriarchal because it makes the assumption that women will either carry a handbag, or they'll rely on men around them for money and keys and such things. (I noticed this also when Neil & Amanda were figuring out where her stuff had to go because she had no pockets.) Where do women carry tampons? Amanda wondered, In their boyfriend's pockets, Neil concluded.

I then noticed that none of Imagetrillian_stars' running clothes had pockets. Any pockets. Which is (as they always say on "Parking Wars") ridikulus. Who leaves the house with nothing? (It's not a rhetorical question, I actually can't think of anybody).

We fixed some of this by getting this runners wrist wallet from Poutfits on Etsy -- it holds money, ID, keys ... the sort of stuff you'd need. Plus you can wipe your nose on it. It solves the running-wear problem, but not the bigger problem.



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The bigger problem is that people who design women's fashions are still designing pants and jackets that have no pockets. In fact, this jacket we got last December has ... no pockets. It's not a question of lines or shape, it's a question of autonomy.


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So I'm asking my friends who design women's clothes to consider putting pockets in them, they can be small, they can be out of the way, they can be inside the garment, but space enough to put ID, and cash and bus tokens. And maybe a phone. (And if you can design a surreptitious tampon stash, I'm sure Neil & Amanda & a lot of other people would appreciate it as well.)





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Who needs sleep?

As I'm getting older, I am finding that my sleep cycle is shortening, i.e., I've been sleeping for about six hours before I wake up feeling as refreshed as I used to after eight. Is this normal, or just a function of my funky work schedule?

Hawaii is a place...

...where "anti-perspirant" means "oh great, my armpits are the only thing not sweating."

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Hawaii is a place...


...where the birds will literally eat right out of your hand. seriously, they have NO fear. Except some of them are big fat pigeons that weigh more than your head.

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Hawaii is a place...

...where the old white people who've gone native are usually a shade or two darker than the actual natives.

 

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Hawaii is a place...


...where they have constonants, but they are regarded as a suspicious import from the mainland, to be avoided whenever possible.

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wild chickens everywhere, and grouse; sea turtles the size of manhole covers.

 

awakened at dawn again by tropical birdcalls. I should try to record them.

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They were having a recycling event, so I brought in the old dishwasher...but they wouldn't take him.

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