Journal created:
on 23 April 2003 (#1021643)
Updated:
on 10 February 2009
Name:
IfIHadAHiFi Lucky Best Tour Diary #1
Location:
Neo-Tokyo, Wisconsin, United States
Website:
Membership:
Closed
Posting Access:
All Members
Look. Here's the deal. IfIHadAHiFi are full of a bunch of bitter, pissy assholes who play loud, unlistenable cacophany with a dance beat and have been doing so since 2000. There's a very good chance your band has played with them. There's also a very good chance that when you played with them, they were talking shit about your band because they think you suck. That's what they do. They also hurt themselves, each other, and their instruments. A lot. The kids love them and girls want to hop on their cocks. Don't believe it? Fucking believe it, because our girlfriends are hotter than yours, your girlfriends wish they were ours, and hell, *you* probably wish you were ours.
a frames, ari ari, band infighting, brainiac, breaking shit, bringing the mosh, brutal metalcore, creation science, dr. evermor, droids attack, echo-static, erotic massage with release, everclear, getting banned from cities, getting banned from clubs, getting kicked off stage, gin, go evol shiki!, hardcore kids, his & her vanities, ifihadahifi, inxs, klamath falls, liars, lost, mad science, massage chairs, melt-banana, metalcore breakdowns, mick foley, modern machines, mosh parts, mystery girls, new blind nationals, nikola tesla, not turning down, orson welles, pabst blue ribbon, peter jackson, poster children, puking on stage, replicator, s.o.d., satan's slaves, setting selves on fire, skintones, snakes on a plane, sounds like braille, space shuttles, sparks, sump pumps, the danger, the fall, the leghounds, the lou reeds, the paper chase, throwing shit, zombie movies, zombies
