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15 November 2008 @ 03:20 pm
"The Very Odd Daxophone"


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Listen to it here.

 
 
 
11 October 2008 @ 03:41 pm
wee are a discordian press

wee welcome you, whimWhammers, to become a Published Author (tm)


have YOU ever written silly poems, surreal works of short fiction, discordian puns, or situationist epics? drawn 'bob' dobbs' head, recorded merry pranks, written limericks or flying spaghetti monster fanfiction? taken photos of hot dog buns? rearranged i ching hexagrams to look like naked ladies? translated the tao de ching back and forth between german and english until it sounded like a cut-up? created any nature of DISCORDIAN ART?


then oh please send it to us - twentythreepress at gmail - so that you can be a part of twentythreepress' first ever DISCORDIAN COMPILATION ZINE

so that wee do not have to write it all horeselves

all popes who are selected for inclusion will receive a free copy of the as-yet-unnamed project.
FREE means "you will be charged nothing" and also "wee are comfortable bribing you"

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08 October 2008 @ 08:15 am
I'm in college.  I've dropped out three times and still have a full scholarship.  I'm thinking about a forth.  I'm a gay, vegetarian, anarcho-pacifist.  neo-pagan, too.  I could put myself into more boxes if you'd like.

I'd like to go off the grid.  I don't want to pay taxes.  I don't want to shop at wal mart.  I've had enough of bombs and sweatshops and industrial agriculture.  there are so many days where I feel like if I were to really listen to my conscience that I'd just get up and leave, hitchhike somewhere, stop using money.  I don't know how to do much.  I write a mean research paper, which is not exactly the sort of skill I need for this.  does anybody know of someone or somewhere I could go to?  I'd love to be a gypsy for a while - or settle down with some cool people and learn permaculture and some skilled trade things like carpentry or something.  renaissance fair nerds are cool too - I'm all about learning how to make my own clothes, instruments, and stuff like that.  I know I can't be the only one out there who feels this way.  the only reason I'm not already out on the road is because I'm afraid of doing it alone, and not knowing where to go.

what's up, folks?  anybody hear me?  anybody already doing this?
 
 
 
 
 
14 August 2008 @ 03:24 am


Surreal, weird, beautiful.
 
 
 
09 August 2008 @ 09:17 am


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18 June 2008 @ 09:13 pm
Once upon a time, a group of sister spiders lived tucked away within a tiny wooden cabin deep within the forest. It was a lair of feathers and patchwork blankets where together they spun tales of twisted folklore, shapeshiters and seamstresses, gathered wildfood recipes, snippets of creative souls, fragments of music, sounds and poets wielding words like spells. Together they helped to nurture the collective egg of the magpie, all winter long. Within the first few days of spring, the egg hatched and out the Magpie flew...

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Issue Three out now! x

www.myspace.com/magpiemag
 
 
 
20 February 2008 @ 10:39 am
I'm sure a lot of you have already seen this, but I think it's fantastic and deserves repeated viewings. I only wish I could rally together enough Dubliners to do something similar over here!

 
 
02 February 2008 @ 09:14 am
this is really, really fantastic

 
 
 
18 December 2007 @ 07:59 pm
I read an article in my newspaper about http://www.onecoldhand.com/ A college student in Pittsburgh started it last winter when she kept finding single lost gloves all over the city. It's pretty nifty and some gloves have even been reunited with their owners. It also has a sister site http://www.onecoldhand-nyc.com/
 
 
 
 
 
31 October 2007 @ 11:17 am
This page is in Russian, but has step-by-step photos of how to weave a leaf crown, like making clover necklaces or daisy-chains! I made a couple of them, and they're sturdy and beautiful and last about a day. Apparently little Russian kids make these crowns at this time of year? I love the internets. :) Happy Halloween!

http://www.lobzik.pri.ee/modules/news/article.php?storyid=647
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30 October 2007 @ 04:04 pm
 
 
 
20 October 2007 @ 10:02 am
The "Casa de Pedra" - the House of Stone - is one of the most unusual places in the city, and is to be found in the heart of the shanty town of Paraisopolis.

It is a magical place of archways peppered with stones, and walls covered with every kind of imaginable object from plates, cups, and statues, to typewriters and mobile phones.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7016930.stm
 
 
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Every day at the center will end with a ritual called Glow Time, during which the shades are lowered, the regular lights are turned off, and black lights are turned on, illuminating the parts of the room (including work created by the students) that have been painted with special UV paint. The collection of Blue Man-inspired educational gewgaws on hand is a far cry from flash cards and Play-Doh. There’s a hypnotic Bubble Machine, with kid-controlled colored lights; a futuristic Water Machine, with a mini-whirlpool; and a trippy installation, left over from the B.M.G.’s 2003 tour, of giant computer-animated dragonflies that can be made to light up, flap their wings, and fly. The Tree House, whose slide deposits kids in the Texture Pit, looks like fun. So does the OMi-Beam machine, a computerized rig made up of eight ceiling-mounted halogen lamps, loudspeakers, and a video monitor (there is only one other OMi-Beam machine in the country, at Madame Tussaud’s). Colored beams create pools of light on the floor, and by waving a reflective wand through the beams kids can produce any number of sounds, from musical instruments to the calls of barnyard animals and samples of pop hits from the nineteen-eighties (one is Fatboy Slim’s “Rockafeller Skank”).


Link to article, found via BoingBoing
 
 
 
16 September 2007 @ 09:45 pm
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12/8/07
Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day

You must spend the entire day in costume and character. The only rule is that you cannot actually tell anyone that you are a time traveler. Other than that, anything's game.

There are three possible options:

1) Utopian/cliché Future - "If the Future did a documentary of the last fifty years, this is how badly the reenactors would dress." Think Star Trek: TNG or the Time Travelers from Hob. Ever see how the society in Futurama sees the 20th century? Run with it. Your job is to dress with moderately anachronistic clothing and speak in slang from varying decades. Here are some good starters:

- Greet people by referring to things that don't yet exist or haven't existed for a long time. Example: "Have you penetrated the atmosphere lately?" "What spectrum will today's broadcast be in?" and "Your king must be a kindly soul!"

- Show extreme ignorance in operating regular technology. Pay phones should be a complete mystery (try placing the receiver in odd places). Chuckle knowingly at cell phones.

2) Dystopian Future - This one offers a little more flexibility. It can be any kind of future from Terminator to Freejack. The important thing to remember is dress like a crazy person with armor. Black spray painted football pads, high tech visors, torn up trenchcoats and maybe even some dirt here or there. Remember, dystopian future travelers are very startled that they've gone back in time. Some starters:

- If you go the "prisoner who's escaped the future" try shaving your head and putting a barcode on the back of your neck. Then stagger around and stare at the sky, as if you've never seen it before.

- Walk up to random people and say "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" and when they tell you, get quiet and then say "Then there's still time!" and run off.

- Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell "NOOOOOOOOO"

- Stare at newspaper headlines and look astonished.

- Take some trinket with you (it can be anything really), hand it to some stranger, along with a phone number and say "In thirty years dial this number. You'll know what to do after that." Then slip away.

3) The Past - This one is more for beginners. Basically dress in period clothing (preferably Victorian era) and stagger around amazed at everything. Since the culture's set in place already, you have more of a template to work off of. Some pointers:

- Airplanes are terrifying. Also, carry on conversations with televisions for a while.

- Discover and become obsessed with one trivial aspect of technology, like automatic grocery doors. Stay there for hours playing with it.

- Be generally terrified of people who are dressed immodestly compared to your era. Tattoos and shorts on women are especially scary.



And that's it. Remember, the only real rule is staying in character and try to fit in. Never directly admit you're a time traveler, and make really, really bad attempts at keeping a low profile. Naturally, the dystopian future has a little more leeway. And for the record, I've already tried out all of these in real life, in costume. It is so much fun you want to pee yourself.

Pencil it into your calendars and pass it on!


Yoinked from Imagelitharriel, who yoinked it from Imagediscipuladc.
 
 
Current Music: Dar Williams - As Cool As I Am
 
 
 
12 September 2007 @ 04:07 pm
I don't know if any of you remember but I put out some tiny bottles with a quote about being lost and a request that if they were found that the person would email me and then release the bottle into the wild again. Anyway, I got a response. (actually back in August- I was busy planning a trip right then and didn't notice it amongst all the spam)

"I left at a Sonic in Wamego, it is a REALLY small town outside of Manhattan, but all the people in town are great, so I know it will get passed on!- Roxanne"

Roxanne found it where I had left it at a gas station in West St Paul, MN. Now it is in Kansas. This just thrills me. I'm such a goof. </a></b></a>Imageohpun has a website ready to go so we can track these. I hadn't had him set it up because I hadn't gotten a response and was starting to think it wouldn't happen. Silly me.

I have about ten out there but three were taken out of town by other art car artists. I don't know for certain that they have been put out.
 
 
 
 
25 August 2007 @ 11:00 pm

Has anyone read Love, Stargirl yet?  I'm proud to live in part of the book.  The canal, the produce junction, the colonial theater and blob fest, that's all MY TOWN!   But he's mixed it with other PA towns and I'm feeling some home town anger for that.  But otherwise I enjoyed it greatly. 

 
 
16 August 2007 @ 02:49 pm
**A true house of the Shire**

I just spotted this humble little abode in another community and had to share the link. This dwelling makes my heart soar.
 
 
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