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The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
21 December 2012 @ 09:01 am
This is a Friends-Only journal. If you want in, drop a comment here and I'll put your application under careful consideration. Allow 4-6 weeks for processing. Void where prohibited.
 
 
music: That Handsome Devil - Elephant Bones
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
26 January 2011 @ 09:51 pm
I just said this to Imagetubofgoodthings on Twitter and I don't know anybody who would appreciate it off the top of my head, but it was very funny to me so I'm sharing it here.

Imagetubofgoodthings: wtf is dubstep? I'm the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded in nerdopolis and I dunno wtf that is.
Imagedeltashade: it's like witch house had a baby with chillwave
Imagetubofgoodthings: Witch what?! Chill WHAT?!
Imagedjcati: Imagedeltashade you're actually a terrible human being sometimes
 
 
music: Aerosmith - Dream On
 
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
27 October 2010 @ 10:04 pm
So I guess this is a series of icons I made from the latest Homestuck flash.

jesus I need a lifeCollapse )
 
 
music: Styx - Too Much Time on My Hands
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
09 August 2010 @ 04:44 pm
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Your name is SICCHU AYSHUN. You have an unnatural fondness for MAINTAINING YOUR PHYSICAL FITNESS, BASKING IN THE RAYS OF THE ALTERNIAN SUN, and CLEANING YOUR CLOTHING. These three things together have created a routine for you that BORDERS ON RITUALISTIC. While at the UNDERSEA FITNESS CENTER, you showcase your magnificently-sculpted abdomitroll muscles to ALL THE FLY HONEYS. All of them!

In your free time, you take frequent trips to the ALTERNIAN SHORES and spend your time ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE LAND-DWELLERS. You can't explain why you hate them so much. You suppose it's because most of them don't understand the finer things in life. You can't really blame them for that, but you do anyway. The ones that aren't totally useless, you trick into CONSTRUCTING DOOMSDAY DEVICES for you to use. You long for the day when all the SICKENING LAND-DWELLERS are dead. It has given you a bit of an ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER that you need to weigh down with OSTENTATIOUS JEWELRY.

Your trolltag is caligulasAquarium and you havve a wwee bit of a stutterin problem.
 
 
music: LMFAO - Get Crazy
 
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
24 April 2010 @ 12:12 am
(12:06:39 AM) Jordan: what the fucking shit this fucking bug
(12:07:00 AM) Jordan: i don't know why it's doing it, but it's sitting on a tree branch, being a bug, right
(12:07:05 AM) Jordan: and then it starts gulping up air bubbles
(12:07:09 AM) Jordan: and forcing them into his head
(12:07:12 AM) Jordan: so that it bulges
(12:07:14 AM) Jordan: what the fuck
(12:07:27 AM) Jordan: his head is like a balloon
(12:07:50 AM) Jordan: agh oh god
(12:07:55 AM) Jordan: the air is going into his eye stalks
(12:08:02 AM) Jordan: they fuckign tripled in size
(12:08:08 AM) Jordan: quadrupled possibly
(12:08:34 AM) Jordan: this is how he attracts ladies
(12:08:53 AM) Me: size matters :smug:
(12:09:07 AM) Jordan: you better start working on your eye stalk size, then
(12:09:33 AM) Me: bro, i got stalks that make fuckin' celery jealous
(12:09:58 AM) Me: i got so much stalk people have filed restraining orders against me
(12:10:11 AM) Jordan: you're not allowed to make jokes anymore
(12:10:22 AM) Jordan: though that first part was funny
(12:10:40 AM) Jordan: oh god the second part is also funny now that i read it
(12:10:47 AM) Jordan: get your puns out of here
(12:10:54 AM) Me: hahah
(12:10:58 AM) Jordan: you are terrible and your puns are even worse
 
 
music: Halestorm - Dirty Work
 
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
15 April 2010 @ 01:59 pm
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Hope you like To Kill a Mockingbird.
 
 
music: fun. - Benson Hedges
 
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
keywords relevant because if you will hold on for a second let me blow your minds

y'all remember "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia (or N-Brugs as I call her)?

WELL GUESS WHAT



IT WAS A COVER ALL ALONG

THE IMBRUGLIA RUSE WAS A.........................DISTACTION
 
 
music: Ednaswap - Torn
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
aaa guys you remember Picture Me Broken? I did a review of their debut EP. They've been making music pretty steadily for the past year and now they're doing MTV's official South By Southwest coverage. According to their blog posts, "Dearest (I'm So Sorry)" is coming to Rock Band through the Rock Band Network and they're getting signed to Megaforce Records, home of Less Than Jake, Third Eye Blind, and Anthrax. Their debut album's coming out June 8th.

I am so proud of these guys right now you don't even know.
 
 
music: Picture Me Broken - Devil on My Shoulder
 
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
Do you have a favorite paranormal story and/or urban legend? When did you first hear it? What's the story behind the story?


THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
 
 
music: Pink - Respect
 
 
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music: The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again
 
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
23 January 2010 @ 08:06 pm
I don't care how old meme it is. The creator of this song wants it to appear in the Rock Band Network, and I want everybody to know about it.



This some fuckin' songwriting up in this bitch.
 
 
music: L33tStr33t Boys - Yuri the Only One
 
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
The universe itself doesn't recognize whether this is a good turn of events or a bad turn of events, and for some people right now, times might be going better than they've ever gone. It's important to remember it's up to us to make of this what we will, like with all situations. [...] I think all of our lives are unfolding in the right direction. Sometimes, it may not seem like it, but that's when we have to have - not necessarily blind faith, but a belief in our own potential and our own resilience and our own strength. I think it's great to be in a state of challenge, because it calls upon us to bring out our best, and that's how progress is made, by unreasonable situations, by outlandish conditions that cause us to go beyond what is reasonable or commonplace and really find what we're capable of.

—Andrew W.K., Q & SA: Andrew WK

 
 
music: Fall Out Boy - The (Shipped) Gold Standard
 
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
29 December 2009 @ 01:05 pm
You want mashups? I got your mashups. Thanks to the always hyper-classy Imagefearnot for bringing it to my attention. This is a mashup of top 25 Billboard hits from 2009. It's crazy professional and just sounds great, even if you're like me and only know the Gaga songs and Jason Mraz. And "Single Ladies" because damn it Beyonce that song is as infectious as ten Gaga songs. ...Maybe only five Gaga songs. The point is that I'm glad no one's done a professional mashup of "Disturbia" and anything by Gaga.



You can download the MP3 on DJ Earworm's website.
 
 
music: DJ Earworm - United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop)
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
14 November 2009 @ 01:23 pm
I don't care who you are or what you're doing or how lame you think this video is from the first 30 or so seconds, watch this it is awesome.



Then check out their YouTube account for more awesome. Fun Time Internet is the new Derrick Comedy.
 
 
music: Master Blaster - Dial My Number (Extended Mix)
 
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
27 September 2009 @ 12:54 pm
(1:11:52 AM) Jordan: if someone rear-ended me at all they would pay
(1:11:56 AM) Jordan: that's the law
(1:12:02 AM) Jordan: it's always their fault
(1:12:04 AM) Jordan: always
(1:12:06 AM) Jordan: no matter what
(1:12:09 AM) Me: "they would pay" you sound like a supervillain
(1:12:16 AM) Jordan: haha
(1:12:22 AM) Me: they will pay
(1:12:24 AM) Me: they will all pay
(1:12:32 AM) Jordan: i could stop in the middle of an intersection and go in reverse and hit them
(1:12:36 AM) Jordan: and if they couldn't prove it?
(1:12:38 AM) Jordan: it's their fault
(1:12:42 AM) Me: well
(1:12:43 AM) Jordan: it's a fucked up system, but that's the law
(1:12:46 AM) Me: that's a bit extreme
(1:12:55 AM) Jordan: but what if i'm a crazy motherfucker
(1:12:59 AM) Jordan: i'd do it
(1:13:03 AM) Me: you are a crazy motherfucker
(1:13:06 AM) Jordan: not yet
(1:13:09 AM) Me: you will be
(1:13:15 AM) Me: and then you'll show them
 
 
music: Sonata Arctica - Juliet
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
23 June 2009 @ 02:19 am
(1:52:48 AM) Jordan: Geo TV: Six people have been killed after suspected U.S. drones fired three missiles at a house in South Waziristan, Pakistan.
(1:52:51 AM) Jordan: what is going on over there
(1:53:14 AM) Me: america
(1:53:21 AM) Jordan: america :|
(1:53:33 AM) Me: you're a sensitive aesthete
(1:53:38 AM) Me: brush the sauce onto the meat
(1:53:44 AM) Jordan: yeah, that is what i was thinking, but i did not want to be a queermo about it
(1:53:52 AM) Jordan: congratulations on being a queermo
(1:53:59 AM) Me: it was kind of awesome
(1:54:02 AM) Jordan: yeah
(1:54:04 AM) Jordan: alright
(1:54:07 AM) Jordan: but you're still a queermo
 
 
music: RENT - Santa Fe
 
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
27 April 2009 @ 07:08 pm
Have you had an earworm lately? Exorcise it by inflicting it on your friendslist. Post the lyrics or - even better - a video.


Damn it, ImageJordong.
 
 
music: Concrete Blonde - Probably Will
 
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
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music: Sum 41 - The Hell Song
 
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
23 December 2008 @ 04:24 pm
ROCK BAND DLC 12/30

Since Christmas is bringing the week at Harmonix to an early close, HMXSean announced this week's DLC three days beforehand, to our benefit. This coming week, you'll be able to ring in the new year with four songs from Deep Purple, Snow Patrol, James Gang, and Jethro Tull. Tracks and pricing after the jump.

The four singles coming out next week are:

Deep Purple - Space Truckin'
James Gang - Funk #49
Jethro Tull - Hymn 43
Snow Patrol - Take Back the City

You'll be able to get each of these songs for 160MSP ($1.99) starting on December 30th for the XBox 360 and January 8th, 2009 for the PS3.

Courtesy of VGbeat
 
 
music: James Gang - Funk #49
 
 
The Pauper of the Surf, the Jester of Tortuga
19 December 2008 @ 01:49 pm
ROCK BAND DLC 12/23

Happy holidays from everyone here at VGbeat! This week, Rock Band is getting a three-pack of holiday songs from Barenaked Ladies, Billy Squier, and Elvis Presley by way of the Pretenders. Alongside that comes a three-pack of songs from the Foo Fighters. Tracks and pricing after the jump.

In the Rockin' the Holidays Pack, you'll be getting:

Barenaked Ladies - Hanukkah Blessings
Billy Squier - Christmas is the Time To Say I Love You
The Pretenders - Blue Christmas

The pack will be available for 240MSP ($2.99) with individual tracks at 80MSP ($0.99) each.

The Foo Fighters are adding these three songs to their already impressive Rock Band repertoire:

DOA
Times Like These
This Is A Call

The Foo Fighters pack will be available for 440MSP ($5.49) with individual tracks at 160MSP ($1.99) each. All six songs will be available in the XBox 360 Marketplace on Tuesday the 23rd and the PSN Store on Christmas.

Courtesy of VGbeat
 
 
music: Billy Squier - Christmas is the Time to Say I Love You
 
 
 
 
 
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