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Dutch chip startup claims all-European fab flow – with help from a very American friend
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Neo4j plots Palantir alternative with GraphAware acquisition
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LibreOffice brands Euro-Office a 'de facto ally' of Microsoft's lock-in strategy
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Canada wants to make its own AI, break free from US bots
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EU's digital sovereignty boo-boo may be the best thing to ever happen to the project
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Europe built sovereign clouds to escape US control. Then forgot about the processors
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KDE bags €1.3M as Europe realizes it might need an OS of its own
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Vietnam to develop domestic cloud so it can ditch risky overseas operators for government workloads
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Europe wants out from under US tech – but first it has to find the exits
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Microsoft levels up Azure Local to make it fit for large-scale sovereign clouds
Systems
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SK Hynix to boost memory production 3x ... you can wait another 8 years, right?
We're moving as fast as we can, says SK Group chair
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Delos Data offers AI chip startups a fast track to rack scale
Half the trouble of building an Nvidia NVL or AMD Helios competitor is just getting the networking out of the box
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Dutch chip startup claims all-European fab flow – with help from a very American friend
Satnav parts designed and manufactured in the EU, but using GlobalFoundries to produce them
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Oracle's AI datacenter splurge gives investors the capex jitters
Q4 sales climbed 21%, but Wall Street more interested in $70B buildout bill
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SpacemiT shows off usably quick RISC-V mini desktop
Actual RVA23 hardware and useful performance – for a certain price
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Our systems editor flew all the way to Taiwan and still couldn't get away from AI
Every show now is an AI show, and that included this year's Computex
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Gigabyte packs 40 Intel Lunar Lake PCs in a pizza box
Who needs one big CPU when you could have dozens of little ones?
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AMD takes a third of server CPU market as shipments grow
Intel still owns the room, but Epyc keeps nicking the furniture
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Intel bit off more than it could chew with 18A process node
CFO Zinsner insists the troubled node was a one-off as 14A stays on track
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US firms still dominate chip subsidies
China's support is greater relative to semiconductor industry revenue
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From Prompt to Exploit: How LLMs Are Changing API Attacks
Modern applications are API-driven, interconnected, and often over-permissioned, making them an ideal target for AI-assisted attacks.
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Architecting the Future: Unlocking Enterprise Data Services for Kubernetes
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Microsoft 365 is the backbone of enterprise communication, and its native security filters out the known and the noisy.
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Virtual Cyber Recovery Simulation
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Zero Trust for the Agentic AI Era
The identity and access models most organizations rely on were built for human users, not non-human identities operating independently.
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DevClass | ENGINEERING
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Python JIT compiler project under threat after steering council says proper process wasn't followed
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Microsoft Build: Surface RTX Spark Dev Box, Coreutils for Windows, air-gapped GitHub and more
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TypeScript devs no longer need to tangle with C# to use Aspire dev stack after Microsoft update
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Agentic AI arrives for Delphi and C++ Builder
Partner Content
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ZTE wins three Selular Award 2026 honors for AI-powered network innovation
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Cost per sample? Try cost per attempt
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ZTE Demonstrates Integrated AI, Connectivity and Digital Utility Technologies at TNB Energy Transition Conference
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ZTE showcases AI-driven project management innovations at the 14th IPMA Research Conference 2026
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China Mobile Jiangsu and ZTE unveil intelligent complaint analysis agent to reshape core network O&M
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ZTE and partners nurture global ICT talent through 2026 engineering capacity building program
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AI and data sovereignty in Postgres: An answer to the datacenter energy crisis
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Explainer: Edge AI
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Ucell and ZTE complete large-scale deployment of AI‑Powered green network solution in Uzbekistan
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ZTE Day Indonesia 2026 strengthens AI innovation and digital infrastructure collaboration to accelerate Indonesia's digital transformation
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Infosec
MORE INFOSEC
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NanoClaw now armed with JFrog for safer packages
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Fired IT worker jailed for 21 months after sabotaging old school district
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Novo Nordisk reports cyberattack as UK gives Wegovy pill the nod
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Microsoft has mostly repaired flaw in Surface hardware that allowed unprotected devices to be bricked by a single packet
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Google fires sueball at alleged Chinese phishers over AI-powered fraud ops
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Plymouth council exposes hundreds in latest local government email gaffe
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UK digital ID gets brain trust to 'challenge' ministers on policy
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BOFH: For one ambitious security type, chaos is a ladder
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ShinyHunters hacked 100+ orgs by exploiting an Oracle PeopleSoft 0-day
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Microsoft's worst 'Nightmare' unleashes BitLocker bypass 0-day
Off Prem
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Google, Canonical team up to certify Ubuntu images for TPU VMs
Chocolate Factory shifts Tensor Processing Unit Ubuntu support back upstream
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Arm moves into the heart of the cloud stack
SPONSORED POST: Hyperscaler adoption and AI workloads are accelerating multi-architecture infrastructure
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Snowflake to burn $6B on AWS Graviton CPUs and AI accelerators
Dataware house gambles cloud conveniences, AI accelerated insights will justify the cost.
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Big Tech extracts retirement-scale wealth from UK internet users, research shows
Britain's 'free' internet economy is powered by invisible data extraction that feeds advertisers, AI firms, and digital platforms
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Open Compute urges local government to bask in the warm glow of excess datacenter heat
Org that represents Meta, Google and Microsoft plans more heat reuse guidelines as debate over bit barn social license burns red hot
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Google Cloud suspended major customer Railway.com without cause, causing outage
This is the service we get when we spend $10m plus? asks automated code deployment outfit
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Broadcom finds a VMware customer willing to stick around: London Stock Exchange
LSEG signs up for five more years of Cloud Foundation, but keeps quiet on how much it'll cost
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Baidu says the quiet part out loud – you can’t build AI infrastructure, so clouds can cash in
CFO says GPU rentals are ‘structurally higher margin than CPU cloud’
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AWS racks M3 Ultra Macs that boast specs you can’t currently buy
Manages to get its hands on some Mac Studio machines before the OpenClaw machine grabs them
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Tencent admits GPUs only pay for themselves when powering personalized ads
Chinese web giant says accelerator shortage is over as local hardware arrives in volume
Who Me?
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Consultant mistakenly deleted a ton of data – but reported it as a bug
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Techie expensed a bag of oranges and then juiced up a stupid security incident
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Under-trained techie didn't claim overtime for mistakenly failing to phone it in
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Backup script ingested an accidental asterisk and deleted everything
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Lab worker built a fake PC to nuke his lunch
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Hope your holiday was horrid: You botched the last thing you did before leaving
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PowerPoint punishment sent users into an infinite loop after lunch
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'Invisible mouse' made a mess of PC rebuild
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IT manager approved downtime over lunch, but made a meal of it
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The developer who came in from the cold and melted a mainframe
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Security contractor blew the whistle on support crew's viral indifference
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Junior disobeyed orders and tried untested feature during a live robot demo
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Brilliant backups that kept data alive for ages landed web developer in big trouble
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Bug that wiped customer data saved the day – and a contract
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Server crashes traced to one very literal knee-jerk reaction
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Work experience kids messed with manager's PC to send him to Ctrl-Alt-Del hell
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Final step to put new website into production deleted it instead
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Tech support chap invented fake fix for non-problem and watched it spread across the office
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Techie's one ring brought darkness by shorting a server
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Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam
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ATM maintenance tech broke the bank by forgetting to return a key
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Techie banned from client site for outage he didn’t cause
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Techie turned the tables on office bullies with remote access rumble
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New boss was bad, his attitude was ugly, so the tech team pranked him good
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Techie 'forgot' to tell boss their cost-saving idea meant a day of gaming
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Untrained techie broke the rules, made a mistake, and found a better way to work
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Web dev's crawler took down major online bookstore by buying too many books
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Dev's last-day-of-contract code helped to crash app used by 350,000 people
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Developer made one wrong click and sent his AWS bill into the stratosphere
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Techie ran up $40,000 bill trying to download a driver
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‘ERP down for emergency maintenance’ was code for ‘You deleted what?’
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Frustrated consultant 'went full Hulk' and started smashing hardware
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Company that made power systems for servers didn’t know why its own machines ran out of juice
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Techies tossed appliance that had no power cord, but turned out to power their company
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Techie found an error message so rude the CEO of IBM apologized for it
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Intern had no idea what not to do, so nearly mangled a mainframe
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Bored developers accidentally turned their watercooler into a bootleg brewery
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After deleting a web server, I started checking what I typed before hitting 'Enter'
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Playing ball games in the datacenter was obviously stupid, but we had to win the league
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I was a part-time DBA. After this failover foul-up, they hired a full-time DBA
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CIO made a dangerous mistake and ordered his security team to implement it
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Teen interns brute-forced a disk install, with predictable results
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Pay attention, class: Today you’ll learn the wrong way to turn things off
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Tech bro denied dev's hard-earned bonus for bug that overcharged a little old lady
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Intern did exactly what he was told and turned off the wrong server
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Under-qualified sysadmin crashed Amazon.com for 3 hours with a typo
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Junior developer's code worked in tests, destroyed data in production
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Yes, I wrote a very expensive bug. In my defense I was only seven years old at the time
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Junior sysadmin’s first lines of code set off alarms. His next lot crashed the company
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Techie went home rather than fix mistake that caused a massive meltdown
Networks
MORE NETWORKS STORIES
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Amazon Leo's satellite homework is late, but FCC won't flunk it just yet
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Brit regulator finds mobile network service on trains is far from first class
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Bend the beam like Beckham to defeat anti-jamming tech
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Don’t repeat 5G mistakes with 6G, plead mobile operators
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The tech that could make Marvell the next trillion dollar company
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Marvell enters the AI network fray with 102.4 Tbps switch silicon
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Satellite phone dreams orbit reality as direct-to-cell usage set to underwhelm
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Putin sends submarines to survey Britain's subsea cables. UK deploys Royal Navy, mobilizes parliamentary draftsmen
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Jammin' on UK defence secretary's jet as Russia blamed for GPS interference
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Russian oligarch's financial network crashed thanks to a crank and a cleaner
Off Beat
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Elon Musk is now worth more than $1,000,000,000,000
Retail investors lined up to get a handful of Musk's magic beans in SpaceX's debut
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Windows bowls a BSOD at sports fans
It's just not cricket
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Hand-cranked AI box lets you get a workout while you wait for answers
We're all familiar with AI cranks by now, but what about crank-powered AIs?
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Blockbuster new Raspberry Pi project turns any screen into old-school VCR
Who needs fancy menus and high definition? 240-MP will play your media files like it's 1999
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Next stop, C:\ ... Paris Metro screen goes off the tracks
Prochain arrêt: Gare du Bork! French capital city train does the tech can-can
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NASA's Secret: Moon astronauts will be rocking Prada underwear
What, you think any old liquid-cooled bodysuit would be acceptable to pair with such a fashionable outer layer?
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Brit maritime agency heralds fresh global rules for crewless cargo ships
If you thought driverless cars were bad, imagine a 200,000 ton container ship
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Tech support chap hauled out to help SWAT team saw his life flash before his eyes
Bulletproof vests and armored vehicles were not in the job description
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Techie expensed a bag of oranges and then juiced up a stupid security incident
He knew this was amazingly dumb but couldn’t stop laughing as the fruit went splat
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Rocket exhibit at National Space Centre pulls off unintentional NASA SLS impression
5, 4, 3, 2, 1... pfft
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FCC warns US broadcasters their licenses are a privilege, not a right
TV and radio stations told to review current practices to align with public interest obligations
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FAA grounds SpaceX’s Starship after another launch mishap
IPO? More like IP-uh-oh
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Microsoft Excel champ proves he still has the formula
Diarmuid Early dominates Amsterdam qualifier as competitive spreadsheeting sets sights on Vegas finals
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InPost locker caught shipping unactivated Windows
Contactless collection meets Microsoft's licensing reminder
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Gothenburg's self-driving bus trammed on day one
Autonomous shuttle's second passenger trip ends with rear-end collision and a tow truck
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Digital sovereignty, the musical: One engineer’s bizarre crusade against hyperscalers
A French engineer has declared war on AWS, Google and Microsoft using AI-generated sea shanties, satirical poetry, and a multilingual protest campaign
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No captain, my captain: Navantia floats crewless warship
Spanish shipbuilder's 75-meter drone vessel comes with sensors, modular payloads, and no room for sailors
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Deus ex machina: Half of US Christians trust AI's spiritual advice
AI sycophancy + spirituality = uh oh
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UK Typhoon jets fitted with bargain-bin drone busters for Middle East sorties
Low-cost laser-guided rockets offer cheaper way to swat Shahed-style threats than firing pricey air-to-air missiles
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Yes, you can serve a website from a $1 microcontroller
Well, page is more accurate, but the source code is available if you want to try doing something even crazier
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UK reloads artillery plans with £1B remote-control howitzer order
72 Boxer-mounted RCH 155s due from 2028 as Britain fills the gap left by AS-90s sent to Ukraine
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Grad-to-be turns graduation cap into Rust-powered light show
Eric Park tells us he doesn't plan to wear his modified cap to commencement, but his code's available for anyone with no such qualms and an upcoming ceremony
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Dude… where’s my password? Claude reunites forgetful stoner with $400k Bitcoin stash
AI to the rescue as 11-year search for password turns up in old PC files
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This browser add-in doesn't just hide ads, it tells you to OBEY
Chromium extension swaps promos for John Carpenter-style subliminal slogans
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Man jailed for packing printer with something more expensive than toner: Cocaine
Class A drugs loaded instead of A4
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US Army goes green-ish, wants soldiers munching on plant proteins
Powders, gels, and fermented nutrients could someday join the battlefield menu
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Windows update prompt joins the Post Office queue
Customers left staring at restart plea with no keyboard, mouse, or hope
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The latest innovation in UK public transport: Schrödinger's trains
Who knows what is going where. Might as well have a lovely beer instead.
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London’s BT Tower to get rooftop swimming pool
Imagine taking a dip 177m above the streets of London’s West End
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Vi clone written in BASIC proves old habits :wq hard
A few hundred lines of Yabasic recreate just enough to keep modal editing muscle memory alive
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Lego throws its own Hail Mary
Movie-inspired set ticks the clever Technic box, but at a price
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Bus station display takes the Windows 10 road to nowhere
Spikes deter pigeons, but Microsoft still managed to foul the screen
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Young evil genius forces hamster to run on wheel to power his gadgets
Okay, the rodent was a willing participant - after all, who turns down treats for a spin that charges a phone?
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IBM tried to kill Tab navigation. Microsoft told it Bill Gates' mother wasn't interested
Big Blue escalated the OS/2 keyboard squabble through seven layers of management. Redmond's answer? Nope
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UK puts £20.5M behind 'numberplate for the skies' to keep tabs on drones
Remote ID system will log aircraft identity and location as ministers try to stop rogue flyers grounding airports
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Viva la revolución: LinkedIn profile visitor lists belong to the people, says Noyb
GDPR Article 15 doesn't care if you want to make money by selling users' data back to them
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DIY mystery box will wow your friends by hinting at what the ionosphere is up to
A rough guide to when your signal will behave, or not
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More missions, less money, higher risk: NASA's back to the '90s playbook
Faster, better, cheaper is back and history suggests you can't get all three at the same time
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Unexpected item in Windows' bagging area
Activating Windows will cost more than a couple of cheap carrier bags
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Hobbyist xenomorphs Raspberry Pi into Alien-themed DIY laptop
Everything you need to build the PS-85 is available from its designer's website, even if you can't get to space
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Just in time for Labour Day, China makes it illegal to fire humans if AI takes their jobs
PLUS: Samsung cashes in on RAM prices; Booze from space fetches huge price; China's hyperscalers surge
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Artemis III aims for 'late 2027' for Earth orbit demonstration
SpaceX and Blue Origin will absolutely be ready in time. Definitely
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SpaceX rocket set for unintentional Moon landing – well, a piece of it anyway
But unlike most junkers, it'll be traveling faster than the speed of sound, claims astronomy software dev
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Britain's £6B armoured sickener Ajax cleared for duty despite injuring troops
Investigation finds no single cause for soldiers falling ill, just bad bolts, cold air, and apparently the soldiers themselves
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Databricks can't seem to shake authors' copyright claim that could result in 'extraordinary' damages
Authors say it acquired an LLM that was trained on their copyrighted data, and judge keeps asking for more info
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NASA boss: make Pluto a planet again
Despite looming science cuts, Isaacman finds resources to poke the planetary hornet nest
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Bork in Prague: SUSE's keynote gods demand their tribute
Linux vendor touts European independence while rate limits, Chromium popups, and cold sparks steal the show
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Cloudera had US candidates send resumes to a fake email address, DoJ charges
PERM filings require employers to show American workers had a fair shot at the role
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Trump admin pays wind developers to quit, back fossil fuel projects
DoI offers up to $885M if they abandon offshore wind projects
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Despite proposed science cuts, NASA boss says 'We haven't canceled anything yet'
That 'yet' is sure doing a lot of heavy lifting if the budget for science is slashed
Science
BOFH
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BOFH: For one ambitious security type, chaos is a ladder
Mission Control sends its regards
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BOFH: Vibe-coded solutions arrive for problems nobody has
The Boss gives common sense an AI wrapper
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BOFH: Nothing says 'business continuity' like a dry wooden broom
No sparks, no glory
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BOFH: Arrr, I smell piracy ... and it's comin' from a machine with executive privileges
Hang on, can't we just turn off the internet?
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BOFH: If the meatbags can't agree on aircon, AI will decide for them
How were we to know Bikram Choudhury was in the training data?
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BOFH: Are you ready to raise our expense account limits now?
Yet another AI sales creep ruined by PFY's manual reading tactics
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BOFH: What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge
The Boss imagineers a new laptop spec with help from AI
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BOFH: Nobody would be stupid enough to go live with the mirror system, surely
Oh. Well. Color us surprised
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BOFH: Loss adjuster discovers liability is a two-way street
Insurance negotiations take a turn for the Thames
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BOFH: Eight pints of a lager and a management breakthrough
The Boss has been on a retreat, which means he needs a factory reset ASAP