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Dylan Sprouse
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Dylan Sprouse
@dylansprouse
an account
- “Yo get that pic of him in the fedora to really sell the message”
- Replying to @colesprouse
- sucks that @colesprouse and I would be more handsome if we just decided we didn't hate each other in the womb
- Can we all agree as a society not to force the death sentence upon wild animals who attack those of us too stupid to avoid them? No, Karen you should not be trying to face tune the Jaguar.
- You were the unplanned one @colesprouse
- Happy two year anniversary. Here's to us looking more alike with each passing year until we're a single beast with four arms and four legs that runs at a top speed of 50mph and screams like a baboon at nearby travelers trespassing into our woods. To many more!
- If one more of you mentions the DaNiMaLs SwEePsTaKeS I’m going to OD on crushcups
- Replying to @colesprouseI don't wear them, I use them as toilet paper
- IN THEIR MINDS: @colesprouse is a very talented artist, not only can he act but he really captures human beauty in his imagery. IN MY MIND:
- And to make matters worse, that flyer didn't help our situation at all :(
