this just made me realize how small spongebob is and i started to feel really sad
Noooo SpongeBob 💔
felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩
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felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩
@liIpochaco
- he transitioned <3A woman's life finish at 28. A man's life start at 28. Few will understand.
My boyfriend gets drunk and then goes over in vivid detail when he knew he loved me and it hits like crack- honestly one of the funniest posts of all time
- incredible win for all retail workers who’ve had to spend their holidays fake laughing as every other customer says “omg i cant believe theyre making you work today ☹️” while actively being the reason they’re making you work todayTarget and Walmart will be closed on Thanksgiving. 🦃
- i’m so so sorry but this is kind of cracking me uplmk if this is tmi but my ex purposefully unblocks me to like the tweets where im miserable bro what the hel bro
- godzilla if u can hear us. please destroy israel
- i’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me
- sometimes i get mad and grumpy at my cat for waking me up before i’m supposed to, but then i remember that i do it to her all the time just for a kiss and she’s never mean to me for it… much to think about i guess
- when u meet a bunch of new people and the friend who brought u says “everyone really loved you tonight btw”
- sometimes if u want to make friends u have to go out past your bedtime even though you are so sleepy and your cat misses you
- my grandma is so addicted to making shit up she just called me to say that movie theaters don’t have cup holders anymore
- lowkey my friends have loved me longer than i have loved myself and i just think that’s beautifulThere is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version
