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the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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MOVE IN meme

One of you has a key now.

Could've done this properly. Signed the lease, rented the truck, all of it. Or maybe somebody just kept staying over until bringing the rest of their stuff felt easier than pretending they still lived anywhere else.

However it happened, their shampoo's in your shower now. You've learned things dating never covered. How they load the dishwasher, for starters.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character and any prefs.
Pick a prompt, roll for one, whatever works.

PROMPTS

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the little things

You know. The little stuff.

Knowing how they take their coffee. Keeping the weird snack they like in the cabinet. Reaching for their hand in a crowd without thinking about it. The sort of things that don't seem like much until you realize you've started doing them for one specific person. This meme's for all of that.

rules

Comment with your character and any preferences.
Pick a prompt, roll for one, or make up your own.
Any kind of relationship works. New, established, complicated, whatever.
Gen and shipping are both welcome.

( more little things )

keysmashwastaken posting in

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Help Wanted!HOW TO PLAY

Help Wanted Banner

Top-level with a quick ad for a job that needs filled. Optionally, add some details about said job in the body of your post. No blank top-levels!

Looking for assassin.
Babysitter needed. Experience is a plus.
Musicians wanted!!

Anyone who responds is here for an interview! Boom! That was easy!

Play out the hiring process, but don't be afraid to reject the candidates who don't have what you're looking for. Not everyone can be a winner.

Have fun!

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THE DARK ROMANCE MEME

Rules:
1. Post your character.
2. Tag to others using RNG
3. Profit!

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♡ the date meme ♡

Dinner. A movie. Maybe a walk somewhere after, assuming neither of you has run out of things to say. Dates aren't supposed to be complicated. Mostly, you sit across from somebody and find out whether the conversation can carry the night. For once, nobody has to save the world before dessert. Probably. You've faced worse than a shared appetizer.

♡ Post your character. Name, canon, and preferences go in the subject line.
♡ Tag around. RNG a prompt or pick whichever one looks like trouble.

✿ ✿ ✿

01. first date. You asked. They said yes. Now there's a reservation with your name on it and no plan for what happens after the small talk runs out.

02. blind date. A mutual friend swears you two are perfect for each other. All you know going in is a name and a table number.

03. fake date. It's for the cover story, or maybe you just need your family to stop asking questions. Either way, this is completely practical.

04. bad date. Everything that could go wrong has, and the night's still young. Salvage it or order something expensive and see how much worse this can get.

05. double date. The couple who suggested this is fighting in the parking lot. You two barely know each other. Their appetizer is getting cold.

06. staying in. Takeout containers on the table. You're wearing something that probably belongs to them. Somehow this is still the best night you've had in months.

07. all dressed up. The occasion is an opera, a gala, or somebody else's wedding. Whatever it is, you both clean up better than expected, which is going to be a problem.

08. the long haul. After years together, tonight's job is proving you can still surprise each other.

09. the redo. The first attempt crashed and burned. One of you wants another shot, and asking twice turns out to be harder.

10. rivals. You can't stand each other. So why did you say yes? More importantly, why are you both trying this hard?

11. the setup gone sideways. You came along to third-wheel, chaperone, or keep an eye on somebody else's date. Then they left. The check didn't.

12. rained out. Whatever you planned isn't happening anymore. You're wet, annoyed, and making do with the first shelter you found.

13. the competition. Mini golf. Trivia night. Something that was supposed to be harmless. Then one of you started keeping score.

14. interrupted. You got fifteen good minutes before real life came looking for you again.

15. morning after. You were supposed to go home last night. That clearly didn't happen. So. Breakfast?

16. the anniversary of nothing. There's no occasion. One of you just felt like doing something nice and got a little carried away.

17. out of town. Nobody here knows either of you. That makes some things easier to say.

18. wildcard. Bring your own disaster.

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The Forced Honesty MemeLA TII DAA

Directions
① Post your character.
② Go around with your character and ask other characters questions.
③ Your character has to tell the truth. Lying is impossible!
④ D I S C U S S!

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IT’S THE WAFFLE HOUSE MEME

WHAT IS IT

It's like the Denny's meme but more southern. Welcome to the Waffle House meme. What is Waffle House, you say? It's a breakfast based chain found mostly in the southeastern US. It's like Denny's, but smaller and generally, there are only very specific situations and times you go to the Waffle House. Going outside these times causes a rift in reality so I wouldn't suggest it.

PROMPTS

8 AM: Why the hell are you in Waffle House during breakfast? No one actually eats here for breakfast. You're probably alone except for an old man in the corner with a "VIETNAM VETERAN" baseball cap and a dip cup. At least the coffee is fresh.

12 PM: You're hungover, no doubt about it. Probably everyone else in here is too, including the cook. Order three orders of hashbrowns scattered, chunked, and covered and pray god no one decides to put techno on the jukebox again.

7 PM: You've just pulled off the highway and this is the only thing you've seen for miles, besides some suspect fried chicken places. Someone's put 2 hours worth of 90s country on the jukebox, but it's Garth Brooks so it'll be okay. Order the pecan pie, because you deserve this.

11 PM: You're here for lack of anything else to do, let's be honest. Maybe the party ended too early, or you got off work, or you needed a pee break reeeaalllly bad. Someone probably just put Don't Stop Belivin' on the jukebox and everyone is screeching along. Eat your goddamn pecan waffle and participate

2 AM: You're wasted, or you're the DD for the night. Either way, you're here because someone is blitzed. The only people in here that aren't drunk are the staff and like, three truckers. It doesn't matter what you eat because you won't taste it anyway.

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ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ (ＡＵ) ᴍᴇᴍᴇ

There's nothing quite like your first crush developed during those formative teenage year...except, of course, when you start a tentative, testing relationship based on those feelings. Or, equally as exhilarating, dancing around the subject and ignoring all that adolescent angst and tension!

You're in for some fun, so whether you're in the right age demographic, you never really got to fit and now you've found yourself fitting the bill, or you've been thrown back into the past, make a teenage dream come true!

RULES

- Comment with your character, info, and all the good stuff. If your character's a teen, you're golden. If you need to AU it, go ahead. Age down - either completely, including mental age/canonpoint, or Seventeen Again style.
- Reply to others.
- Be adorable.

PROMPTS

- CRUSH: They're so purty UGH GIRLS ARE WEIRD. This can be requited or not.
- RELATIONSHIP: It's time to sneak out and hold hands after somebody threw rocks at a window, probably.
- AVOIDING THAT TENSION: On occasion, teenagers cna and will dodge a subject or act as childish as they really are, too. Pull those pigtails!

( Other ideas )

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RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

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the bodyguard meme

You're a pop star, or a royal, or maybe even the last of your kind who will bring about the Earth's redemption. Whatever the case may be, you're in a position that may be a bit dicey if you attract the wrong kind of attention.

And you're a bodyguard, a soldier, a knight - a protector. Somehow, you've been roped into protecting this person. You'll be rewarded, of course. The work may be cut out for you, but just do your job, keep your head down, and it'll go smooth.

Except for when the two of you break the bounds of professionalism and feelings begin to flourish. Being in such close quarters may get you to see the other in a different light, and saving someone's life just may be the ultimate form of intimacy.

Could this be the real danger? To feel so strongly for the one you've sworn to protect...are you compromised?

How to Play

1. Comment with your character and preferences, being sure to put if you want to play the guard, the guarded, or either. Also, you may want to put if you prefer fluffy, angsty, or smutty interaction - or have no preference.
2. Comment to others.
3. There are no prompts, because there are so many potential options there could be a hundred. Feel free to play anything: the beginnings of the relationship, just meeting, getting used to each other/not getting along at first, the obligatory first time, a threat on the protected's life and how their protector responds, how the feelings between the two has changed the protection, etc. Your only limit is you.

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Nursed Back to Health

Comment with your character, preferences, preferred role, and any information you'd like to include.
Your character has either been injured/sick and had to be taken in (possibly against their will) or has been the one to help somebody like the former. This can be gen or shipping. We don't discriminate with our angst.
Reply to others.
Thread.

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SHAME YOUR CHARACTER! the meme

Familiar with the concept of 'pet shaming'? Basically, your pet does something bad, you give them a sign, and take a picture so the whole world knows their sins. Google has many examples. Now. We do this for our characters.

○ Post with your character! Name and Canon in the header.

○ DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK. BLANK COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED.

○ A magical invisible fairy has placed a shame sign on your character of whatever terrible (or terribly embarrassing) thing your character is guilty of. Write what this sign says in the comment section.

○ Tag out! Make a new friend! And by make a new friend I mean make fun of them!

here @ fortanon

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the i n s o m n i a meme

It happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?

i n s t r u c t i o n s

• Post with your character (note the name and fandom in the subject).
• Other people reply to you by generating a number from 1 to 10.
• Have fun!

o p t i o n s

01 • FEAR. Maybe you're hearing strange, indeterminable noises; maybe there's a severe storm happening outside; maybe you watched a scary movie before bed? Whatever the reason, you're terrified and it's keeping you awake. You just want to wake someone else up so they can protect you from the monster in your closet.
02 • HUNGER. Your stomach is growling and it just won't stop. Or perhaps your throat is so dry you could cough up a tumbleweed? Well, you've gone to the kitchen to remedy this and hey, that was a pan that just dropped on the floor. It was loud enough to wake the dead! Oops.
03 • PAIN. Your body is completely worn out, be it from exercise, battle, sickness, or what have you. Either way you're in enough pain to keep you from sleeping, so maybe someone else has a home remedy or something, or can at least help you take your mind off of it.
04 • SOLITUDE. For some reason, your bed just feels so empty at the moment. You're feeling terribly lonely and really just want someone to keep you company for a while. Maybe it'd be easier to fall asleep if you're with them...
05 • DISCOMFORT. Your room is an oven. Either that or a freezer. Or maybe this bed is just really uncomfortable? Who knows why you can't get to sleep, it feels like it could be anything. Why even bother trying? Maybe someone else can preoccupy you until you feel tired enough to ignore your discomfort.
06 • PENSIVE. Something's on your mind, and no matter how hard you try to focus elsewhere, it's just not going to work. Your body may be tired, but your mind is incredibly busy and it's virtually impossible to get to sleep. Surely, talking it out with someone else will help?
07 • SADNESS. Something terrible has happened that day, perhaps; or you could just be severely depressed. Either way you're trying your hardest not to cry yourself to sleep, and it's not working at all. Better find a way to get it out of your system somehow; you need a shoulder to cry on.
08 • ANGER. You are just... fuming. Who knows why - that annoying dog is barking again, or maybe the people next door are getting busy and keeping you awake. Whatever the reason for your ire is, you'd better put an end to it so you can get some damn rest already! Go wake up a friend so you can complain to them.
09 • RESTLESS. You're far too energetic to sleep right now. Maybe you're just trying to do so out of necessity - you have to be up early tomorrow! But you just don't think you'll be able to fall asleep for a while now, so why waste the time trying to sleep when you could be doing something else? Namely bothering someone else - you're totally jealous because they're getting more sleep than you.
10 • WILDCARD. Choose one of the options above, or make up your own scenario.

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MIDNIGHT TEXTING MEME
It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out!

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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♥EARLY MISTLETOE MEME♥

It is the middle of the year (kinda), so you know what that means? Mistletoe! It's everywhere, and once you're under it, you can't move until you've smooched at least once. Play safe, play nice. Don't try to hurt the other person or you might just feel the pain, too. That's the beauty of the magic of June mistletoe, yeah. So act accordingly, kids.

Rules:

Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line and any tagging preferences.
Tag others
Have fun!

baitings posting in

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TABOO meme

Most societies have certain mores that are unspoken rules; humanity itself even has such conventions, grilled subconsciously into our minds for our own safety. Don't go out alone at night. Avoid getting wet when it's cold. Don't pick fights with those stronger than you...okay, some of us missed the boat on the last one, but the point still stands. Society's rules tend to be more variable, though they apply to most aspects of life - including sex. In fact, bending the rules on what's considered acceptable in romance and sexual encounters can lead to anything from ostracization to death, depending on the time and culture.

So, play it close to the chest if you're going to do a big, big, big t a b o o. Is it worth the risk?

How to Play

- Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to include what you want and what you DON'T WANT. Blank comments are fine; info is even better!
- Reply to others.
- Be fun and respect others, as this will deal with some heavy topics and potentially triggering material s.

( trigger warning )

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Quick links
Rules || Mod posts || Past round ups || Problems/Concerns ( Alternative )

Mod contact also available at

bakerstreetmods. Meme posters can tag their own posts. Additional tags can be requested.

For different versions of memes, ie shipping, smut, or gen please space them out by a week (7 days), or more.
To clarify the two week rule: repost dates are counted as fourteen days after the day a meme is posted. The posted day is not counted as part of the two weeks. ie. reposts will generally go up on the same day of the week.
Just a reminder: when linking to a meme hosted off bakerstreet to include the name of the comm explictly in the text of the meme somewhere please.

Please consider using a cut for long posts and sensitive topics.

(Quick how to here)

Comments, corrections, questions, etc welcome. Check the problem thread for meme takedowns/deletions.

When linking off-comm, please remember to state the linked comm's name somewhere in the post.

Timezone check (See the time HERE)

this is the third sunday of the month

TFLN posting time - for the upcoming week (july 24th, 2026) please post the meme in the afternoon timeslot, comm time.

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au symbol starters
→ comment with your character + prefs..
→ others send in an emoji to ask for a specified au starter/verse from you.
→ reality is sometimes disappointing, but it doesn't have to be!
( keep reading )

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the random questions meme.

How it works:
1. Leave a top level w/ your character.
2. Tag other characters w/ listed questions.
3. Answer those questions!

< isopods >

( Open Questions )

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the intimate bathing meme;

Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful.

But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner.

Like you're doing now.

Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached...

HOW TO PLAY:

Comment with your character, your prefs, etc.
If there are other grooming-related practices or kinks you'd like to include, like shaving, hair washing, mention them!
Reply to others!

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THE (july) FIGHT MEME

What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):

( Prompts. )

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The B(ring)Y(our)O(wn)K(ink)Meme

Everyone has a favorite kink or scene or prompt they love to play out - and even if you don't, there has to be something you've always wanted to try, right? A kink? A premise? A prompt? While memes these days are doing great at covering fetishes and coming up with great premises, you can't expect them to cover everything anyone could ever want. There are just too many unique ideas out there!

This meme tries to solve that problem by being a catch-all and hinging on a very simple premise: bring what YOU want to play and focus on that! It puts the power of choosing the direction of threads entirely in your hands. Find other people who will be totally down with playing what you want to play, and let them know just what you're interested in. Simple, right? It's just like a BYOB barbecue, only a lot sexier.

How To Play:
- Comment with your character. DON'T LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK. Instead, copy and paste the information below and fill it out to suit your needs. Or use your own ideas.

kink name/scenario here

information goes here. wax poetic about titfucking or be sparse as you see fit.

- Be as specific or as vague as you want. You can put a kink and the definition (i.e., paizuri), or go all out with a scenario description ("I want my character to get fucked by his brother, who is an alien octopus"). Include pictures to serve as prompts if you'd like, but please link to anything that could be considered triggering instead of embedding it. Otherwise, all ideas, kinks, AUs, prompts, and scenarios welcome.

- Comment to people whose ideas and kinks are relevant to your interests.

- Thread those puppies out!

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the oral sex meme

• comment with your character.
• respond to others
• get down and dirty, hot and wet. spell the abc's with your tongue or recite some tongue twisters. orgasms are the name of the game, and gratuitous oral sex is the name of the game!
• post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
• have a grand ol' time

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THE SOULMATE MEME

You know the deal. Soulmate AUs. The universe picks somebody for you, and apparently that's not invasive enough, so there's usually some kind of mark, timer, psychic connection, weird bodily phenomenon, or other cosmic nonsense involved.

Romantic? You make the call.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character.
Pick a prompt, or roll for one.
Tag people. Cause problems. Maybe fall in love about it.

PROMPTS ( Read more... )

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Touch Meme

Meme Visual

From birth, human beings are wired to touch and to be touched. Whether it's a warm embrace or a reassuring hand on the shoulder, touch is an integral part of human interaction and creating bonds. Not all forms of touch are created equal however. Some are gentle and uplifting while others can be discouraging or even harmful, so one should always be mindful of the unspoken messages they intend to convey to those around them.

how to play

Comment with your character and preferences.

Others reply with one or multiple prompts.

Profit!

( Read more... )

source

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smut 💋 picture prompts

top level & reply to others. be inspired!

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛
〚 lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛
〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛

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love letters + shipping texts meme

comment with your character.
other people will reply to you.
your characters (in a relationship, in love, in some sort of attraction that gravitates around the other, in idk 'love' is a many-splendored thing) are commanicating via: passionate confessions written on parchment, furtive notes scrawled in code, passive-aggressive post-it notes, messages carved in trees, smoke signals, instant messages on space age computers, text messages complete with lovey-dovey pictures, whatever!
have fun!

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questions i'm too afraid to ask

Because nothing's off-limits!

how to play

- comment with your character and a question they've been too afraid to ask.

- get answers.

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Rain GIF

the rain meme

Ah, rain—the precipitation that the whole world has a love/hate affair with. It waters the garden for free and ruins baseball games. It cools you off in the summer and it causes more ice and sleet to appear in the winter. Sometimes it is lovely and falls at a decent pace for a few hours, other times, it blasts the whole eastern seaboard away.

Poems and songs have been written about it, people have danced in it, others have cursed its entire existence, and still more refuse to go out and drive in it.

Now it’s time to roll some dice and see what the weather will have in store for you today.

directions

1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc in the subject.
2. Roll a number between 1-5 with the RNG for an intensity.
3. Roll 1-15 with the RNG for a situation.
4. Reply to other comments and play the scenario out!
5. Don’t catch a cold!

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tfln or wayback machine

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ｕｎｓｅｎｔｔｅｘｔｓ

① comment with your character.
② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent.
③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy.
④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep.

check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

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Breeding.

It's just like nature intended.

яυℓєѕ

Comment with your character, preferences, and the like. You'll probably want to include just what you're comfortable with, because this meme will have some out-there choices.

Also, feel free to assume any amount of aphrodisiacs as needed. There's a proper option for that, but you can combine it with any others for ease of play.

Speaking of, you'll most likely want to mention if you're cool with assumed CR and AUs.

WITH THAT SAID. Reply to others. RNG. You know the drill.

( PROMPTS )

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FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist

You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

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It's a splendid night for a party!
You received an invitation to a masquerade party, isn't that amazing?
Now it could be your friend's annual holiday party with a twist! Or perhaps you're an international spy, trying to find out the best way to steal the Crown Jewels! Maybe this is some kind of fund-raising gala and you really wish the city council would have a little more imagination!

In any case, you decide to attend, decked out in your finest fripperies (or maybe not - it may have been last minute, and all you've got is something slapdash), you descend on the party and prepare to make it a night to remember.

:::

This is not a RNG meme. Your characters' role and situation is entirely up to you. "But how do you play?" you might ask. Well I can tell you: it's as simple as 1, 2, 3!

1.) Post with your character. In the subject line, type of your character's name and canon. If you'd like you can describe what mask/costume your character is wearing (you probably should do this but I'm not going to make you, I'm not anybody's boss.)
2.) Tag around! This is a party after all, and your character probably can't find any of their usual crew behind their masks (or maybe they can and need to tease them mercilessly for their choice of costume).
3.) Have fun!

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Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This ~~hole~~ meme was made for you!

RULES:

Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

???

PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.

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THE HURT/COMFORT FINAL BOSS

The Hurt/Comfort Final Boss

sorry in advance for the emotional damage.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character.
Note which side of the equation you want to play. Hurt or comfort? Either is fine.
Roll 1–38 at random.org, or pick a prompt the old-fashioned way.

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MY PET IS THE BEST meme

Does you character have a pet? Are they awesome? Don't you want a chance to show them off?

DO IT. SHOW US THE FUR BABY

• Name & Canon in the header.

• In the body of the post either describe or post a link to a picture of your pet. (blank posts will be deleted!)

• Feel free to tell everyone why your pet is simply the best

• Tag out! Pet some new friends!

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THE SHIPPING TROPE MEME

Your ship is special. One of a kind. A dynamic never before seen in the history of fiction, except it's fake dating this month, and last month it was only one bed. There are maybe twelve tropes in the entire romance genre and we keep reusing them for ten thousand ships anyway. Because they work. You're immune, though. You'd never do anything this predictable. Right?

RULES

○ Post with your character. Name, canon, preferences (shippy, gen, cracky, all of the above) in the subject line.
○ Comment to others with a number, or roll RNG if you like danger.

PROMPTS

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shipping picture prompts

o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

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Word Association is a common word game involving an exchange of words that are associated together. The game is based on the noun phrase word association, meaning "stimulation of an associative pattern by a word" or "the connection and production of other words in response to a given word, done spontaneously as a game, creative technique, or in a psychiatric evaluation."

~ our lord and saviour wikipedia

GUIDELINES

random word generator

has

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the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

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Danger! Danger!

A DANGER MEME

Something's collapsing, flooding, burning, flooding, or about to explode. Doesn't matter which; you mission is to clear the area before it takes you with it.

Rules

Comment with your character and information.
As if their everyday life couldn't get worse, they're now stuck in a dangerous situation with someone else, from a friend to an enemy or a complete stranger.
Now the only way out is through.
Will this adventure have a happy ending or will the finish be as dangerous as the beginning?

I'm getting too old for this shit...

( Trigger Warnings: Natural disasters, vehicle accidents, explosions, hostages, and life-threatening situations. )

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kiss request

kiss request

Remember call-in radio shows where the DJ would play whatever song you sought? This is like that, but with mouth to mouth.

How to Play

Comment with your character + preferences.
Bakerstreeters send a 💋, indicating they're craving a kiss with them. No logic needed.
Pucker up! Top level receivers determine whether or not the smooch will occur.

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A QUESTION FOR A QUESTION
YOU MAY KNOW EACH OTHER ALREADY - OR YOU MAY NOT. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, YOU'RE NOW PASSING THE TIME ASKING EACH OTHER QUESTIONS. IT'S A GAME! A QUESTION FOR A QUESTION. YOU START OFF ASKING YOUR OPPONENT A QUESTION OF CHOICE AND IF THEY ANSWER IT, THEY'RE ALLOWED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION IN TURN. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE, ONLY AS LONG AS YOU ANSWER THE OTHER PERSON'S QUESTIONS ARE YOU ALLOWED TO ASK QUESTIONS YOURSELF, BUT THERE IS NO EXPECTATION OF TRUTHFULNESS HERE, LIE IF YOU MUST OR WANT, JUST KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING.

How to play -

1. Comment with your character's name, fandom and preference.
2. Leave a question in the comment field that your character is asking their opponent.
3. Pick other characters to question and have fun!

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Hello,

The kiss prompt meme was deleted for early post - those interested can find the previous meme here:
https://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/11630747.html

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Meme Image

Find Them Dying

"you shoulda seen the other guy..."

🩸

Comment with your character. They're on the brink of death and have been unceremoniously dumped somewhere. Yeah, that's all their blood...

🩹

Anyone who comments is the lucky good samaritan who discovers them.

🩸

At least you'd better pray they're filled with the milk of human kindness. They could heal you, but there's always the alternative.

🩹

What if they're an angel of death who'll finish the job?

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The Shippy & Smutty Questions Meme: Consolidated

It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?

Rules:

♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.

♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.

♡ Answer your own questions!

♡ That's it.

( Ship questions ) ( SMUT QUESTIONS )

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