I don't do biographies well. Between my "net paranoia" and my strange inability to describe myself, I never know what to say. I'm pretty easy to get to know, but I seem to have a hard time putting that into words. Which is an odd thing to say, given that I like writing and talking as much as I do. If you know me, you know me. If you don't...well, this blurb probably won't help, at least.