Stop making sense – a review of Poems In the Key of Aardvark by Bob Mee
Sitting down with a copy of Bob Mee’s magnificent Poems In the Key of Aardvark is like tackling a giant trifle with a tiny teaspoon. There’s a lot if it. Gobbled at once, you’ll be sick from here to Christmas. But take your time and you’ll be amply rewarded.
It’s a full fifteen years since Bob’s last outing: The Maker of Glass Eyes, and there’s a sense of making up for lost time – both in the urgency and sheer volume of this new collection.
Some of this work is familiar from the blogosphere, where early versions were first aired. But for me, the poems are more impressive on the page, where print rewards the courage of their convictions.

When you have a writer as prolific and effortlessly inventive as Bob, it’s easy to miss lines – and sometimes whole poems – that truly resonate and sing.
The trouble is, he can do everything. His trick is accessibility; he’ll draw you in with a casual invitation; sometimes a throwaway line, then lead you somewhere totally unexpected. There are some pieces that owe a debt to the Mersey Beat poets (with a side helping of black humour) as in I Don’t Need Looking After’s ruminations of aging: ‘I lost my mind/I put it here somewhere/I know I did.’
Poems often begin with the mundane detail, as in Pigeons: ‘My father waits at the door to his pigeon loft.’ But then the fun begins (and I have abridged for brevity):
‘The first bird brings him a degree in ornithology… The second bird back bring wild samphire from the banks of the Solent… The third bird back bring him a confused nun with a watering can. The rest of the birds bring him darkness.’
The invention is breathtaking and here we find Bob literally taking off on a flight of fancy. He can move you with an unexpected image or turn of phrase, make you laugh and then pull the rug out from under you. There’s nearly always an unsettling undercurrent.
There’s a sense too of Bob chasing his own imagination, wondering where an idea might lead. A character – like the nun – will escape from his pen and at once come alive with agency of her own: ‘She sits by the fire and rolls a cigarette/”What’s happened to my watering can,” says the nun.’
There’s a dreamlike quality to it. But there’s something else – an oblique insight into the father too. This loft of pigeons seems to represent the chaotic workings of his mind.
If Poems In the Key of Aardvark was your desert island compendium, you could do much worse. It’s a world tour of Bob’s imagination and the world itself. And almost as big. A lifetime’s memories are woven through these poems, but a lifetime’s craft too.
Bob is often at his best when unfettered by the constraints of line length or rhyme (the freewheeling Bob Mee, if you will). But he’s equally adept when working with more controlled forms.
Eiffel 1912 is one of the collection’s most disciplined pieces, recounting Franz Reichelt’s ill-fated leap from the Parisian landmark with a homemade parachute. It’s arranged in tight quatrains, with deft use of enjambement:
It was his confidence that drew the crowd
and the cameras of course – the lure of history
is hard to resist, especially on a Saturday
And so he stood and ate a pear.
The conversational tone, and the bathos of the lines that follow the ‘lure of history’ is Bob at his best. He has a comedian’s timing, coupled with a poet’s eye for detail. The action slows then speeds up as if we’re watching a news reel. It builds inexorably towards its bleak punchline: Reichelt ‘bent his knees… and flew/Or believed he did.’ The formality of the poem works as a counterpoint to Reichelt’s hairbrained and entirely unfounded self-belief.
This feels like one of the many poems here that would have fared well if Bob had sent it to a magazine or competition. The fact that it’s tucked away on page 175 tells you everything about Bob’s prolific output – and the sense that he doesn’t have the time to wait three months to hear the fate of a poem he probably forgot he wrote. The world of poetry moves at a glacial pace, and quite simply, Bob, doesn’t.
Other poems seem like fables from nameless Eastern European states. The Shopkeeper and His Wife is a case in point. It begins: ‘At the only shop on Scorpion Street there is nothing for sale’. These poems have a strange logic of their own, and Kafka-esque atmospheres. ‘Every morning, his wife joins him and plays the spoons.’ There is a curious (but somehow attractive) sense of detachment as if it is a poem in translation. There are seldom explanations; these poems merely point to the futility or ridiculous nature of our condition. While constantly questioning, Bob’s tone rarely feels cynical. Despair is tempered with kindness.
Poems about writers and writers abound. Ginsberg in Lower Manhattan is a skilful and tender vignette: ‘The ghost of Ginsberg – balding, heavy, oversized glasses,/beads over a neat shirt and tie.’ This is deftly drawn, and the portrait is made more vivid still by the inclusion of odd detail: ‘He has a line of what might be honey in his grey beard.’ There is a regret and a lack of closure here that might hint at Bob’s too. ‘He drinks too much coffee/always has.’ Later we learn: ‘Eternity troubles him even more than it did when he was alive.’ But on the whole, the complaints of the dead are much like those of the living: ‘He would like a little more warmth and companionship, but that’s about it.’
Do these poems occasionally lapse into prose? That’s to miss the point. These pieces are artfully contrived; if they sometimes feel prosy, that’s because the poem demands the natural rhythms of speech or a bystander’s banal remark to create its own reality. If there are any doubters of Bob’s powers, they need only turn to ‘Fresno with Martha’ (and what a title too, by the way). It begins with haiku-like economy:
In Fresno
under a filthy sky
Martha said: ‘This is destiny.’
Already it evokes a mythic America; a Lynchian dystopia. Fresno becomes a sump for all the ills of the world: ‘In Fresno they knew the planet was shrinking/They could hear the Pacific Ocean seeping into the city sewers.’
The poem is peopled by the desperate and the lost: ‘In Fresco the mayor was building an ark.’ These poems know no bounds and no borders. In a world divided by language, religion and politics, in his collection humanity is united by a common sense of bewilderment at the futility of their existence.
But there are more life affirming moments too. Some of my favourite pieces here are the love poems, like First Holiday.
And behind me you sleep/In our-zipped together sleeping bags/And we aren’t in pain.
The language is measured and plainly spoken. Bob, for now, is content to put the world, its chaos and unsolvable riddles to one side:
And the bells ring for mass
or for the end or beginning
of something we know nothing of
In the sequence, Poems Before Dawn, there is a quiet and calmness that works like a balm for the tired mind:
It’s getting light.
The streetlights go off.
A crow picks at something soft and wet
by an overflowing drain.
I go to the kitchen.
Make coffee.
Poems in The Key of Aardvark is a clear-eyed response to an unfathomable universe. By turns, comic, absurd, tender and outrageous, it matches the intensity of our always-on world with an energy and vitality all its own. When you close the book – either in exhaustion or elation – you wonder at the fecundity of its author’s invention and the audacity of his imaginative leaps. But you will also be left with the nagging suspicion the party is still going on without you.
You can imagine the cast of this compendium – the nuns, shopkeepers, gamblers and lovers – clinking glasses, linking arms then doing a conga through the house, out the back door and away to the horizon.

















