did you get my sext?

Jul. 20th, 2026 11:04 pm
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the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Jul. 20th, 2026 07:46 pm
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I love packing.

Jul. 20th, 2026 06:20 pm
[personal profile] moosejuice posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
MOVE IN meme
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One of you has a key now.

Could've done this properly. Signed the lease, rented the truck, all of it. Or maybe somebody just kept staying over until bringing the rest of their stuff felt easier than pretending they still lived anywhere else.

However it happened, their shampoo's in your shower now. You've learned things dating never covered. How they load the dishwasher, for starters.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character and any prefs.
  • Pick a prompt, roll for one, whatever works.
PROMPTS
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All these little things

Jul. 20th, 2026 04:25 pm
[personal profile] buckynats posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
the little things
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You know. The little stuff.

Knowing how they take their coffee. Keeping the weird snack they like in the cabinet. Reaching for their hand in a crowd without thinking about it. The sort of things that don't seem like much until you realize you've started doing them for one specific person. This meme's for all of that.
rules
  • Comment with your character and any preferences.
  • Pick a prompt, roll for one, or make up your own.
  • Any kind of relationship works. New, established, complicated, whatever.
  • Gen and shipping are both welcome.

Wish 'em luck

Jul. 20th, 2026 09:13 pm
[personal profile] keysmashwastaken posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
Help Wanted!HOW TO PLAY
Help Wanted Banner
Top-level with a quick ad for a job that needs filled. Optionally, add some details about said job in the body of your post. No blank top-levels!
  • Looking for assassin.
  • Babysitter needed. Experience is a plus.
  • Musicians wanted!!
Anyone who responds is here for an interview! Boom! That was easy!

Play out the hiring process, but don't be afraid to reject the candidates who don't have what you're looking for. Not everyone can be a winner.
Have fun!

Audacity [Renji+Byakuya; G]

Jul. 20th, 2026 04:56 pm
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Title: Audacity
Fandom: Bleach - Renji + Byakuya
Summary: Because Renji has improved his skills, he wants someone to test them on. His obvious choice is Kuchiki Byakuya...
Rating: G
Disclaimer: The world and characters of Bleach are not mine, they all belong to Kubo Tite. I just play with them, using them as paper dolls. No people, either real or fictional were hurt in the writing of this story.
Notes: ~300 words. Written for the prompt Challenge. It's my birthday week again, so I'm on a mini writing retreat with my best friend! ;) Beta and encouragement by said friend, [personal profile] zabimitsuki.

Read it here: DW | AO3
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Title: Kiss at the End of the Rainbow
Fandom/Pairing: Sasaki to Miyano - Sasaki/Miyano
Summary: Sasaki takes Miyano to see his first Pride parade in Shibuya...
Rating: PG
Content: Teen boys romance, dating, naughty thoughts. Fluff.
Disclaimer: I did not create these characters, they belong to Harusono Shô. I'm just borrowing them to act out my fantasies, while not earning any money whatsoever from it.
Notes: 300 words. Written for the prompt Rainbow. Beta by the fabulous Miss [personal profile] zabimitsuki. :D

Read it here: DW | AO3
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THE DARK ROMANCE MEME



Rules:
1. Post your character.
2. Tag to others using RNG
3. Profit!


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Date meme

Jul. 19th, 2026 06:16 pm
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♡ the date meme ♡
Dinner. A movie. Maybe a walk somewhere after, assuming neither of you has run out of things to say. Dates aren't supposed to be complicated. Mostly, you sit across from somebody and find out whether the conversation can carry the night. For once, nobody has to save the world before dessert. Probably. You've faced worse than a shared appetizer.
Post your character. Name, canon, and preferences go in the subject line.
Tag around. RNG a prompt or pick whichever one looks like trouble.
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01. first date. You asked. They said yes. Now there's a reservation with your name on it and no plan for what happens after the small talk runs out.
02. blind date. A mutual friend swears you two are perfect for each other. All you know going in is a name and a table number.
03. fake date. It's for the cover story, or maybe you just need your family to stop asking questions. Either way, this is completely practical.
04. bad date. Everything that could go wrong has, and the night's still young. Salvage it or order something expensive and see how much worse this can get.
05. double date. The couple who suggested this is fighting in the parking lot. You two barely know each other. Their appetizer is getting cold.
06. staying in. Takeout containers on the table. You're wearing something that probably belongs to them. Somehow this is still the best night you've had in months.
07. all dressed up. The occasion is an opera, a gala, or somebody else's wedding. Whatever it is, you both clean up better than expected, which is going to be a problem.
08. the long haul. After years together, tonight's job is proving you can still surprise each other.
09. the redo. The first attempt crashed and burned. One of you wants another shot, and asking twice turns out to be harder.
10. rivals. You can't stand each other. So why did you say yes? More importantly, why are you both trying this hard?
11. the setup gone sideways. You came along to third-wheel, chaperone, or keep an eye on somebody else's date. Then they left. The check didn't.
12. rained out. Whatever you planned isn't happening anymore. You're wet, annoyed, and making do with the first shelter you found.
13. the competition. Mini golf. Trivia night. Something that was supposed to be harmless. Then one of you started keeping score.
14. interrupted. You got fifteen good minutes before real life came looking for you again.
15. morning after. You were supposed to go home last night. That clearly didn't happen. So. Breakfast?
16. the anniversary of nothing. There's no occasion. One of you just felt like doing something nice and got a little carried away.
17. out of town. Nobody here knows either of you. That makes some things easier to say.
18. wildcard. Bring your own disaster.

The Forced Honesty Meme

Jul. 19th, 2026 06:53 pm
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Image The Forced Honesty MemeLA TII DAA

Directions
Post your character.
Go around with your character and ask other characters questions.
Your character has to tell the truth. Lying is impossible!
D I S C U S S!

IT’S THE WAFFLE HOUSE MEME

Jul. 19th, 2026 06:25 pm
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IT’S THE WAFFLE HOUSE MEME

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WHAT IS IT


It's like the Denny's meme but more southern. Welcome to the Waffle House meme. What is Waffle House, you say? It's a breakfast based chain found mostly in the southeastern US. It's like Denny's, but smaller and generally, there are only very specific situations and times you go to the Waffle House. Going outside these times causes a rift in reality so I wouldn't suggest it.

PROMPTS

8 AM:
Why the hell are you in Waffle House during breakfast? No one actually eats here for breakfast. You're probably alone except for an old man in the corner with a "VIETNAM VETERAN" baseball cap and a dip cup. At least the coffee is fresh.

12 PM:
You're hungover, no doubt about it. Probably everyone else in here is too, including the cook. Order three orders of hashbrowns scattered, chunked, and covered and pray god no one decides to put techno on the jukebox again.

7 PM: You've just pulled off the highway and this is the only thing you've seen for miles, besides some suspect fried chicken places. Someone's put 2 hours worth of 90s country on the jukebox, but it's Garth Brooks so it'll be okay. Order the pecan pie, because you deserve this.

11 PM: You're here for lack of anything else to do, let's be honest. Maybe the party ended too early, or you got off work, or you needed a pee break reeeaalllly bad. Someone probably just put Don't Stop Belivin' on the jukebox and everyone is screeching along. Eat your goddamn pecan waffle and participate

2 AM: You're wasted, or you're the DD for the night. Either way, you're here because someone is blitzed. The only people in here that aren't drunk are the staff and like, three truckers. It doesn't matter what you eat because you won't taste it anyway.

It's a brand new day

Jul. 19th, 2026 02:22 pm
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ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ (AU) ᴍᴇᴍᴇ
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There's nothing quite like your first crush developed during those formative teenage year...except, of course, when you start a tentative, testing relationship based on those feelings. Or, equally as exhilarating, dancing around the subject and ignoring all that adolescent angst and tension!

You're in for some fun, so whether you're in the right age demographic, you never really got to fit and now you've found yourself fitting the bill, or you've been thrown back into the past, make a teenage dream come true!

RULES
- Comment with your character, info, and all the good stuff. If your character's a teen, you're golden. If you need to AU it, go ahead. Age down - either completely, including mental age/canonpoint, or Seventeen Again style.
- Reply to others.
- Be adorable.


PROMPTS
- CRUSH: They're so purty UGH GIRLS ARE WEIRD. This can be requited or not.
- RELATIONSHIP: It's time to sneak out and hold hands after somebody threw rocks at a window, probably.
- AVOIDING THAT TENSION: On occasion, teenagers cna and will dodge a subject or act as childish as they really are, too. Pull those pigtails!


Other ideas )

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Jul. 19th, 2026 08:07 pm
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001-014 Heated Rivalry
015-038 Star Wars (Original Trilogy, Prequel Trilogy, Sequel Trilogy, Rogue One, The Mandalorian and Grogu, Andor, Ashoka, Skeleton Crew)

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RATE THAT CHEST MEME



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You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

Bodyguard

Jul. 19th, 2026 12:16 pm
[personal profile] quickied posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
the bodyguard meme
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You're a pop star, or a royal, or maybe even the last of your kind who will bring about the Earth's redemption. Whatever the case may be, you're in a position that may be a bit dicey if you attract the wrong kind of attention.

And you're a bodyguard, a soldier, a knight - a protector. Somehow, you've been roped into protecting this person. You'll be rewarded, of course. The work may be cut out for you, but just do your job, keep your head down, and it'll go smooth.

Except for when the two of you break the bounds of professionalism and feelings begin to flourish. Being in such close quarters may get you to see the other in a different light, and saving someone's life just may be the ultimate form of intimacy.

Could this be the real danger? To feel so strongly for the one you've sworn to protect...are you compromised?

How to Play
1. Comment with your character and preferences, being sure to put if you want to play the guard, the guarded, or either. Also, you may want to put if you prefer fluffy, angsty, or smutty interaction - or have no preference.
2. Comment to others.
3. There are no prompts, because there are so many potential options there could be a hundred. Feel free to play anything: the beginnings of the relationship, just meeting, getting used to each other/not getting along at first, the obligatory first time, a threat on the protected's life and how their protector responds, how the feelings between the two has changed the protection, etc. Your only limit is you.

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Jul. 19th, 2026 12:23 pm
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flirting


one ash x gary icon that i did earlier on photoshop i had fun  

Nursed back to health

Jul. 19th, 2026 09:30 am
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Nursed Back to Health

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  • Comment with your character, preferences, preferred role, and any information you'd like to include.
  • Your character has either been injured/sick and had to be taken in (possibly against their will) or has been the one to help somebody like the former. This can be gen or shipping. We don't discriminate with our angst.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread.

SHAME YOUR CHARACTER! the meme

Jul. 19th, 2026 10:22 am
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SHAME YOUR CHARACTER! the meme

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Familiar with the concept of 'pet shaming'? Basically, your pet does something bad, you give them a sign, and take a picture so the whole world knows their sins. Google has many examples. Now. We do this for our characters.

○ Post with your character! Name and Canon in the header.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK. BLANK COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED.

○ A magical invisible fairy has placed a shame sign on your character of whatever terrible (or terribly embarrassing) thing your character is guilty of. Write what this sign says in the comment section.

○ Tag out! Make a new friend! And by make a new friend I mean make fun of them!

Insomnia

Jul. 19th, 2026 09:10 am
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the i n s o m n i a meme

It happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?


i n s t r u c t i o n s

Post with your character (note the name and fandom in the subject).
Other people reply to you by generating a number from 1 to 10.
• Have fun!


o p t i o n s

01 • FEAR. Maybe you're hearing strange, indeterminable noises; maybe there's a severe storm happening outside; maybe you watched a scary movie before bed? Whatever the reason, you're terrified and it's keeping you awake. You just want to wake someone else up so they can protect you from the monster in your closet.
02 • HUNGER. Your stomach is growling and it just won't stop. Or perhaps your throat is so dry you could cough up a tumbleweed? Well, you've gone to the kitchen to remedy this and hey, that was a pan that just dropped on the floor. It was loud enough to wake the dead! Oops.
03 • PAIN. Your body is completely worn out, be it from exercise, battle, sickness, or what have you. Either way you're in enough pain to keep you from sleeping, so maybe someone else has a home remedy or something, or can at least help you take your mind off of it.
04 • SOLITUDE. For some reason, your bed just feels so empty at the moment. You're feeling terribly lonely and really just want someone to keep you company for a while. Maybe it'd be easier to fall asleep if you're with them...
05 • DISCOMFORT. Your room is an oven. Either that or a freezer. Or maybe this bed is just really uncomfortable? Who knows why you can't get to sleep, it feels like it could be anything. Why even bother trying? Maybe someone else can preoccupy you until you feel tired enough to ignore your discomfort.
06 • PENSIVE. Something's on your mind, and no matter how hard you try to focus elsewhere, it's just not going to work. Your body may be tired, but your mind is incredibly busy and it's virtually impossible to get to sleep. Surely, talking it out with someone else will help?
07 • SADNESS. Something terrible has happened that day, perhaps; or you could just be severely depressed. Either way you're trying your hardest not to cry yourself to sleep, and it's not working at all. Better find a way to get it out of your system somehow; you need a shoulder to cry on.
08 • ANGER. You are just... fuming. Who knows why - that annoying dog is barking again, or maybe the people next door are getting busy and keeping you awake. Whatever the reason for your ire is, you'd better put an end to it so you can get some damn rest already! Go wake up a friend so you can complain to them.
09 • RESTLESS. You're far too energetic to sleep right now. Maybe you're just trying to do so out of necessity - you have to be up early tomorrow! But you just don't think you'll be able to fall asleep for a while now, so why waste the time trying to sleep when you could be doing something else? Namely bothering someone else - you're totally jealous because they're getting more sleep than you.
10 • WILDCARD. Choose one of the options above, or make up your own scenario.

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MIDNIGHT TEXTING MEME

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out!

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.