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not me getting absolutely indignant over twitter flagging every one of these pics 🤣

yesterday i was a bit discouraged pic wise because i was like wehh too much of the same!! but i sat my ass down and learned how to use tool and the wickedwhims positioning option and got thru this lol.

OK here we go, back on my nsfw bullshit 🔞🔞🔞

for real, tho, its a mixture of wickedwhims animations and regular poses, and explicit text. there r no actual dicks seen, tho, lol, which is a plus or minus depending who u ask 🤣

and i promise they’ll get out of the damn bathroom soon
theres some pov changes and i thought abt breaking it up into a few parts but then i thought nah.

oh and one more thing, thanks so much to everyone whos read/liked/commented/looked at this! it rly means so much to me! mixing my fandom/fic world and my sim world was a scary thought for me for a long time, but its been a super positive experience so far!!! 🥰🥰🥰
+20 pics

Stede shivers. How can he say no to that? He sheds his robe in record time, and Ed makes enough room for him to sink into the tub behind him. Ed gets comfortable between Stede's legs, his back against Stede's chest, his tail trailing on the floor. Stede wraps his arms around him.

"Mmmmm," Ed exhales, relaxing against him completely. Stede kisses his forehead. Ed sighs dreamily, and Stede is almost overcome with affection for him.



"I've been wondering…" Stede starts, tracing gentle fingertips over Ed's lower stomach. Ed shivers. He's so responsive.

"What's on your mind?" he asks, voice breathless.

Stede nuzzles his face against Ed's neck. "Well, we've been… intimate," he says. His face feels hot, which in turn makes him feel ridiculous.

Ed just chuckles.

"We have," he agrees. And there's a lot Stede's wondering about that in particular.

"What does that mean for you?" he finally asks, and Ed shifts to look at him.

"What do you mean?" he says, reaching up to touch Stede's face. Stede exhales, pressing into Ed's touch.

"Well, first of all, you said before that you're capable of having children, and I—I—"

Ed grins. "Came inside me?" he breathes, and Stede's face feels hot as he nods.

Ed hums in thought.

"There are… legends that tell of the union of merfolk and human,” he says, before frowning. “They’re not told in a positive light.” He hesitates, before adding, "lots of legends about humans and merfolk in general."

"Oh?" Stede asks, feeling curious.

Ed exhales, pressing his lips together. "We tend not to talk about them. Most of them aren't told in a positive light."

Stede understands. “Cautionary tales,” he murmurs, and Ed nods, curling impossibly closer.

"I'm breaking so many rules right now," he mutters, but he's smiling when he says it. "Never woulda thought I'd find myself in this particular position." He chuckles, running a hand over Stede's bare chest. “Can’t believe they’d have me miss out on all this, though,” he sighs.

Stede tries to remain unaffected, but it’s impossible. “Ohhhh,” he breathes, and Ed grins at him, pinching one of his nipples.

“But as for us,” Ed continues, like he’s not busy trying to drive Stede mad with desire, “you can stop freaking out,” he laughs, and Stede guesses he didn't do a very good job hiding his concern. The last thing he wanted was to be a father again. "It's not the right season, and I'm too old for that shit anyway."

“Oh, well, that’s — ohhhhhh,” Stede exhales as Ed thumbs at his nipple, teasing him.

He wants to ask more, to know what their physical union actually means to Ed. He had said merfolk mate for life. Does this count as mating? Or is that a stupid question to even ask? He doesn't want to rush things, doesn't want to scare Ed off by being too much too soon, so instead, he slides a hand down Ed’s body, to that spot he knows he likes to be touched.

Ed shudders. “Can I show you something?,” he breathes, cutting off into a gasp as Stede slowly begins to massage his scales.

“Of course, darling,” Stede says, and Ed moans, relaxing against him, closing his eyes and resting his head back on his shoulder.

“That’s perfect, keep going,” he murmurs, and Stede doesn’t have to be told twice. He’s a quick study, sliding careful fingers into Ed as soon as his body responds to the stimulation, making him gasp and shudder. He tilts his head, panting against Stede’s lips.

“Draw me out,” he begs, as Stede works his fingers into him, searching for what he felt the night before.

“Fuck!” Ed gasps, as Stede’s fingers brush something inside of him, something that quickly begins to unravel the man in his arms. Stede has a pretty good idea of where this is going, but just to be sure–

“Ed, is that–”

going almost rigid in his arms.

Ed flushes, and there's the initial pressure of his cock slipping free, making him groan. He's small, by merfolk standards, which still seems large in comparison to humans, and he hopes that’s not off-putting to Stede. If the way the other man’s erection presses insistently against him is any indication, he’s got nothing to worry about.

His suspicions are confirmed when Stede nips gently at his ear, murmuring, “oh, that is lovely,” as he wraps a careful hand around his length. "How do you like to be touched, my treasure?"

Ed gasps. “Fuck.” No one has ever asked him that before. And, Jesus fuck, his treasure? Ed's going to lose his mind. His gills flutter as he exhales, liking the way Stede's hand looks around his cock a little too much. He closes his eyes, trying to think of something un-sexy, not wanting this to end too quickly.

"Fuck," he repeats, letting his head fall back against Stede's shoulder, "I dunno, mate, just touch me, please." He nearly bites his tongue, having let that word slip out, but Stede seems to think nothing of it.

“Of course, if that is what you wish,” Stede replies, giving him a slow stroke. "You're going to make me guess, hmm?" he teases, his movements slow, his grip loose. Ed groans as Stede jerks him off, the warmth of his hand almost intoxicating.

"Fuck, luv, that's good," he sighs, trying his best not to buck up into Stede's fist. It's perfect. He wants more. He's conflicted. Then Stede twists his wrist with each upward motion, and oh, yes, that's very good indeed. He opens his eyes again, glancing up at Stede from under his lashes, his lips parted as he pants.

Stede looks awed. "You are so beautiful," he murmurs, pressing gentle kisses to parted lips. Ed shudders, believing the words when they come from Stede. Before, his beauty had been little more than a hindrance, or a tool to use as means to an end, but it's different with Stede. He feels like the pirate captain really sees him. All of him. The thought makes it impossible to hold back a quiet whimper.

"Oh, Edward," Stede says, as he begins to stroke him faster, seeming to know exactly what he needs. The end of Ed's tail twitches.

"Fuck, feels so good."

"That's it," Stede says, and Ed whines, ready to tip over the edge at any moment.

"Stede– I–"

"Mhm," Stede breathes. He doesn't let up, and Ed pants, just about there. Arousal coils tight in his gut, and, god, Ed wants–

"I'm gonna come," he manages. He knows he's being too loud, and yet he can't seem to stop. Stede chuckles, low in his ear.

"I can tell," he whispers. Ed groans as Stede sucks at his earlobe. “Just let go, dearest. I've got you. Come for me.”

“Stede,” Ed gasps, his body going taut, hot waves of pleasure rolling through him as he reaches his peak and spills into Stede’s fist. Following orders instead of giving them is more of a turn on than he thought. “Fuuuck.”

And Stede's got him.

“Perfect,” Stede breathes, groaning in sympathy as he milks his cock, not stopping until Ed’s got nothing left. "There we go."

Ed pants Stede’s name, going slack against him, his chest heaving through the aftershocks of pleasure. "Oh, fuck."

The movement of Stede's hand slows, until he's stopped completely, and Ed exhales a long, content sigh. He feels relaxed and carefree, and half-delirious.

"God, you're good," he mutters, and Stede laughs, kissing his cheek.

"I think you're quite easy to please."

Ed laughs, too, breathless.

"Seems that way, when it's you doing the pleasing."

"Oh, Ed," Stede exhales. Ed can feel Stede's smile pressed against his cheek, and he closes his eyes for a moment as he catches his breath. Stede runs gentle hands up and down his torso, touching every bit of him he can. Ed would love to relax here and be touched indefinitely, but he's also got something else on his mind.

"Mmm," he sighs. Stede peppers kisses over his neck, onto his shoulder, and Ed shifts, murmuring, "don't think I've forgotten about you."

Stede kisses his lips, and Ed licks into his mouth. Stede reaches up, cupping Ed's cheek with one hand.

"You don't have to–" Stede starts, into the space between kisses, but Ed rolls his eyes, silencing him with another kiss.

"I know I don't have to," Ed replies when they finally part, panting against each other's lips. "But I've been thinking about this since I first met you."

Stede seems surprised by that. "You seemed to want me dead when we first met."

Ed scoffs. "You are so fucking hot," he growls, playfully nipping at Stede's bottom lip. "And, fuck, you don't even seem to know it."

"Edward, I'm hardly a catch–"

Ed squeezes Stede's thigh.

"Don't say that," he says sternly. "You're bloody gorgeous." He slides his hand higher on Stede's thigh when he looks ready to argue, and that shuts him up quickly enough. "Even half-dead and barely conscious, I noticed that."

Stede licks his lips before he swallows, focused on Ed's hand creeping higher. There's something he wants to do for Stede, and he wonders if the other man will be comfortable with it. He leans closer to nip at Stede's neck, reminding him of his teeth, before breathing, "can I suck your cock?"

Stede exhales, tucking a strand of Ed's hair behind his ear. His voice is low and full of want when he answers. Ed wonders if anyone has ever done this for him before.

"I– yes, of course," Stede says, his dark eyes full of lust. “If you’d like.” Ed feels so desirable right now, and he shifts, urging Stede up onto the back of the tub, making his answer clear.

It takes a bit of clever maneuvering, but he eventually settles between Stede’s spread legs, running appreciative hands up his thighs. "Oh, yes, look at you." He eyes Stede's cock with interest, eager to get his mouth on him.

Stede gazes down at him, his face flushed with arousal. "Edward…"

Stede's looking at him like he hung the fucking moon over the prospect of a simple blowjob, making Ed feel stupidly affectionate in that moment. He hoists himself up, enough to share a kiss with Stede, and Stede holds him close while Ed tangles a hand into his soft hair.



He thinks he’d be content to kiss Stede forever, but he's kept him waiting long enough. So with that in mind, he pulls back, just enough for them to catch their breath, panting against each other’s lips.

Ed can't help but steal one more kiss, before he leans back, holding Stede’s gaze for a moment. "I've got you," he murmurs, repeating Stede's words back to him as be begins to lower himself down.

Stede watches him from beneath his lashes, his eyes wide and dark. Ed pauses when he’s eye-level with the other man’s arousal, pressing his lips to the inside of Stede’s thigh first. He trails kisses teasingly higher, before sucking a bruise onto the sensitive skin. Stede moans.

"Darling– oh!" he sighs, as Ed kisses higher, before wrapping a hand around his cock, giving him a few slow strokes.

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"Ed!" Stede gasps, his eyes fluttering closed for a moment. Seeing the other man between his legs was almost more than he could take, and when Ed actually touches him, he very nearly loses control. He manages to reign it in, but only just.

Ed grins up at him, before pressing a messy kiss to the head of his cock, and that certainly is something. Stede groans, gripping the side of the tub with one hand, the other carding through Ed's long hair. "Oh, sweetheart."

The endearments just seem to pour out of him without a second thought.

"Goodness," he breathes, as Ed's tongue darts out, licking the bead of moisture off the head of his dick, before tonguing at the slit as if searching for more of his taste. "Fuck!"

Ed makes a noise that definitely sounds smug, pleased to see Stede lose his composure. He takes him slowly into his mouth, being oh so careful of his own teeth. Stede finds he isn't worried about it in the slightest. His thighs tense, and he's almost embarrassed at how close he is already. The wet warmth of Ed's mouth is heavenly.

"Ed, I–"



Ed hums, the vibration of it traveling down Stede's length. Then he's gripping his thigh with one hand, the other wrapping around the base of his cock, stroking him, teasing him. Then without warning he hollows his cheeks, swallowing him down.

"Oh, god," Stede gasps, pleasure rolling through his body as Ed takes all of him. "Edward, please, don't stop. This is–I've never–"

Ed makes a noise of understanding, his talented tongue tracing the vein along the underside of his cock, as if determined to make it good for him. As if it could be anything else. Stede knows he can't hold out much longer, and he tugs gently at Ed's hair in warning.

"I'm close," he whispers, and Ed grips both of his thighs, holding him in place, making his intentions clear. Stede shudders. "Oh, Edward…"

Ed redoubles his efforts then, doing something with his tongue that leaves Stede gasping. His climax is so close, just about within reach.

"Fuck!" he utters as Ed hollows his cheeks, bobbing his head swiftly. "Ed, oh!"

Ed glances up at him then, his big brown eyes framed by long lashes, his lips stretched wide around his cock, and–

Stede comes hard, gripping the side of the tub with one hand, the other tangled in Ed's hair. "Oh, Ed, that's good, you're so good, my darling," he babbles, while Ed sucks him til he's spent, swallowing audibly before pulling back and grinning up at him, showing his sharp teeth. Stede had completely forgotten about them. He pants, absently stroking Ed's hair, and then Ed looks right at him, licking his lips.

"You taste good," he murmurs, and Stede's spent cock stirs with interest as he slides back down into the water, pulling Ed close and kissing him desperately. Ed gasps, and Stede licks past his lips, tasting himself on his lover's tongue. He finds it unbelievably erotic.

"You're incredible," he pants between kisses. Ed makes a satisfied noise against his lips, one hand on the small of his back, one hand gripping his ass. Stede groans. It's dizzying.

This might just be his new favorite way to start the day.

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