They’re alive! I’m alive! Lol! Summer has a habit of sneaking away from you, doesn’t it? Happy Labor Day weekend everyone!

The mirlitons (chayote squashes) are doing great. Of the four, two didn’t make it but the two who did are jammin’. I’ve been dutifully hand-watering them all summer, as the patio doesn’t have irrigation. The spigot around the corner still leaks but I can run a couple of hoses to reach the patio, and I have a two-gallon bucket I use too. (I’ve written about the spigot before – the plumber said it can’t be repaired without impacting the stucco, and the HOA says I’ll need to restucco the whole wall if I do that. The spigot will now leak forever because I’m not doing that!)
I was worried about them in our hot New Mexico sun, so I fashioned them a shade structure, made from frost cloths I had from Arizona.

I think they appreciate the shade. You know how morning glories can get wilted in the hot sun, but then bounce right back when they cool down? Once I left the shade cloth down and when I got home, the squash leaves looked wilty like that. Super unhappy.
I take the fabric down ahead of thunderstorms so they can get rain unimpeded, and it blows down sometimes too since it’s windy here a lot. I’m glad to have it though – it’s been handy.

One interesting problem I’m having with the plants is that they’re not climbing the stucco wall like I thought they would. They’re also not using the shepherd’s hook to climb.
What I’d like the vines to do is to grow up over the wall and down the other side. I haven’t been successful getting the little stinkers to grow that way. They like to grow outward, away from the wall, and when I gently guide them up to the wall, they slide right down into the morning glories. I definitely don’t want the two intermingling.
I needed a new plan.

I thought, I need to give them something textured to grab a hold of since they didn’t like the stucco. I had a couple of old dish towels that I tried first. I thought if they worked, the vines would quickly cover the towels so people couldn’t see how dumb they looked, haha!

Maybe this Chayote is learning how to climb the stucco after all? We’ll see!
The blue towel I put up for the big plant blew off almost instantly.
I went to the dollar store looking for something the vines could cling to that was heavier and more aesthetically pleasing. I didn’t find the latter, but this mat I found is super low-key looks-wise and fairly sturdy.

I know – it’s silly! But I know I’m not the only gardener who will go to unusual lengths to make their plants grow. Whatever it takes, haha!

They’re still sliding down toward the morning glories. Sigh.

As far as for flowers or fruit – nada. But I didn’t expect to harvest anything until winter so I’m not surprised. But I’m getting a little anxious, I won’t lie. I’d like to at least see some flowers! I’ve been fertilizing weekly to help them along.

Funnily enough, the shade cloths I’ve been using to shield the squashes from the hot sun will do double duty as frost cloths this winter so these plants have enough time to produce. Whatever it takes to get more mirlitons, even if it’s in January!
I hope everyone had a nice holiday weekend!



























































































