I've been sitting on some version of this concept since the last week of August. I have to accept that it's not going to happen. But this did. For heidi8

Ari. George.Inception. RPS. RPF. And the kitchen sink.

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a) I saw the trailer for HP and the Half-Blood Prince. I won't lie, it looks good. HBP is my favorite book because it actually talks about Slytherins for a change. Biased what?

b) Wyatt Cenac continues to infringe on my Jon and Stephen love. Make it rain!

c) Unless you've been under a rock recently, you know that Shia got busted for DUI. I had to write about it. Really. I was biologically compelled.


Entourage/Real People Fiction (Except for those bits that are true).
Ari Gold/Robert Downey Jr., George Clooney, Shia LaBeouf
Rated Ari for language.
For anywherebeyond and sparky77

Beautiful Disasters

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So. I saw Iron Man this weekend. I'm still pondering the magnificence that is Tony Stark and who he should gay-up, so we'll get to him eventually. This has been banging around for a while though, I thought it was time to free it.


Real Person Slash/Entourage
Ari Gold/Robert Downey Jr., Matt Damon, George Clooney and Shia LaBeouf
Rated PG-13


This One Time at Band Camp



( There are exes and then there are *exes*.Collapse )

Some people just don't know how to behave and then I have to do things like this.

RPS/RPS
Ari Gold/whiskey bottle, Lloyd, various press items

( Ari Gold's State of the Union AddressCollapse )

So, this has been percolating for a while. I'd thought it was going to be shorter, but I'm not in charge when I'm around these guys. Happy early birthday, ethrosdemon. Don't say I never gave you anything.

RPF/RPS/Entourage/CRACK!
You don't have to have read Make Sure They See My Face to understand this, but it probably helps.

hackthis Productions Present:

Something to Talk About

featuring George Clooney
Ari Gold
Don Cheadle
Ryan Gosling
Shia LaBeouf
and Anderson Cooper

With Matt Damon. And some other folks.


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RPF/RPS/Entourage/CRACK!

hackthis Productions Present:

Make Sure They See My Face (The Making of a Movie in Five Acts – and one World Premiere)

featuring Ari Gold
George Clooney
Shia LaBeouf
and Milo Ventimiglia

With Viggo Mortensen. And some other folks.

Act I: Ari
Act II: Milo
Act III: Shia
Act IV: Viggo
Act V: George
Interlude (Love and Peace or Else, NC-17)


( Act VI: LloydCollapse )

RPF/RPS/Entourage/CRACK!

hackthis Productions Present:

Make Sure They See My Face (The Making of a Movie in Five Acts)

featuring Ari Gold
George Clooney
Shia LaBeouf
and Milo Ventimiglia

With Viggo Mortensen. And some other folks.

Act I: Ari
Act II: Milo
Act III: Shia
Act IV: Viggo


( Act V: GeorgeCollapse )

RPF/RPS/Entourage/CRACK!

hackthis Productions Present:

Make Sure They See My Face (The Making of a Movie in Five Acts)

featuring Ari Gold
George Clooney
Shia LaBeouf
and Milo Ventimiglia

With Viggo Mortensen. And some other folks.

Act I: Ari
Act II: Milo
Act III: Shia

( Act IV: ViggoCollapse )

RPF/RPS/Entourage/CRACK!

hackthis Productions Present:

Make Sure They See My Face (The Making of a Movie in Five Acts)

featuring Ari Gold
George Clooney
Shia LaBeouf
and Milo Ventimiglia

With Viggo Mortensen. And some other folks.

Act I: Ari
Act II: Milo
( Act III: ShiaCollapse )

RPF/RPS/Entourage/CRACK!

hackthis Productions Present:

Make Sure They See My Face (The Making of a Movie in Five Acts)

featuring Ari Gold
George Clooney
Shia LaBeouf
and Milo Ventimiglia

With Viggo Mortensen. And some other folks.

Act I: Ari
( Act II: MiloCollapse )

RPF/RPS/Entourage/CRACK!

hackthis Productions Present:

Make Sure They See My Face (The Making of a Movie in Five Acts)

featuring Ari Gold
George Clooney
Shia LaBeouf
and Milo Ventimiglia

With Viggo Mortensen. And some other folks.


( Act I: AriCollapse )

You guys never believe me when I say if you ask for it, you just might get it. Especially when it comes down to The Crack. Some of you may have experienced The Crack before, some of you just might want to step back. Today, thecomfychair gets her wish. liketheroad and melodylemming this kind of fits what you want too. Kinda.

Entourage/RPS/Heroes/Burn Notice
Ari Gold, George Clooney, Nathan Petrelli, Angela Petrelli, Sam Axe, Claire Bennett, err, everybody and the kitchen sink. (Nathan/Peter)
Spoilers for Heroes 2.01

Wanted: One Fucking Miracle Worker


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President and Vice President Hold Press Conference.

President George Clooney and Vice President Barack Obama sat down with Treasury Secretary Sam Brownback to talk about the current financial surplus and how the President plans to spend that money.

"Five years ago, I would've used this money to finance a movie critizing the administration, but since I *am* the administration, that would be a little detrimental. I was thinking I would just give all the money to PBS and the arts. And Medicaid, because it would be nice if we all had heath coverage, wouldn't it?"

After sorting out the crisis in Darfur, creating peace in the Middle East, finding an alternative oil source in vegetable oil, and financing a cure for cancer, the President laughed off suggestions that he might need a vacation. "I'll sleep when Anderson says I can," the President joked of the First Gentleman. "Apparently, I still need to get global warming under control or I have to sleep on the sofa tonight."

After today's press conference, Clooney and Obama will meet with the Secretary of State Oprah Winfrey, and Chief of Staff Ari Gold to talk about ways to improve the U.S.'s standing with third world countries. "We're talking about dropping the debt for 2012," Winfrey confided to The Washington Post earlier this week. "We think it's about time that everyone got on the same page."

When asked about Winfrey's statement, Gold rolled his eyes. "Hell no," he said. "Tell Oprah to get back on her meds."

The President and the First Gentleman will be in London next week to attend the baptism of Prince William's daughter, Diana.



**This travesty of RPF created based on George being so awesome and speaking before the UN today. Yay, George! Also, heidi8 tells me that George will be on Anderson tonight because he misses his baby daddy even though Anderson is still out of the office. Do you think they have satellite phone sex?

I am so wrong. I know this. It's great. I need to buy me one of those Clooney in 2008 shirts

Brandon Routh as Supes is hotass. The Scariest Man™ ever (Christian Bale) as Bats is sadly hotass too. When you put them together that's like overkill.

Entourage /RPS/F -- Ari FUCKING Gold. Brandon Routh. Lloyd. George Clooney. For issaro and serialkarma who provided the photo and for vylit because this isn't the Johnny Cash story I promised her, but all I've got.

No superheroes were harmed in the making of this fictitious story.


This One Time When I Was a Superhero


( It's really the photograph of Superman and Christian Bale that does it for Ari because a) it's really fucking gay, and b) George has been kind of miserable since Bradley and the Anti-Christ popped out the Golden Child and c) the only thing better than signing Brandon Routh would be signing Brandon Routh and hooking him up with George. – Entourage S3 spoilersCollapse )

I have a paper cut. I have to see the GP. However, I also have Bob Marley singing One Love and the latest edition of Men's Vogue (for the menswear, people). Also, I see that there's some sort of conspiracy to get me to write Oscar fic, but I'm just not that connected today. Here, have this.

Entourage/RPF Parody
George. Ari. Jake. Other people.


GEORGE CLOONEY'S DIARY


( 9:10am – Ari calls, again. Is panicked because eldest daughter, Sarah, is sick, and Mrs Ari has forbidden him from attending Oscars. Ari says she's not dying and Mrs Ari being unreasonable. Remind Ari am Sarah's godfather. He says then I should stay with her, and he'll go be George Clooney instead. Ha fucking haCollapse )

Entourage/Real People Fiction

An Amazon.com ™ exclusive


Building Steam from a Grain of Salt: The Story of Ari Gold


( Click here for excerpts from Ari Gold's autobiography 'Building Steam from a Grain of Salt', coming soon to a bookstore near you, except for Wal-Mart because those fuckers took exception to all the profanity contained within and wanted it edited. We told those cow-tippers to go suck a dick behind the Formosa Café like George Michael.Collapse )

My girl is not happy. This is for her, because Ari loves her, too.

Entourage/RPF/RPS – Ari Gold, George Clooney, the 78th Annual Oscars annoucements


Going to the Chapel (of Hollywood Love)

( Ari's dream has finally come to fruition. This is better than that time he woke up at the Honolulu Hilton and found himself in bed with Matt Damon and a half-empty case of Guinness. Obviously, that was before Mrs Ari, or Bradley, or Angelina. Rated R for Ari's mouth and it just being Ari.Collapse )

This is for literaryll, who very specifically asked for this storyline, and who I could not deny because she's provided me with like 30 mp3s in the last two weeks.

RPF - Ari Gold, George Clooney, Daniel Radcliffe (by name only) and lots of offensive and slanderous talking about everyone, including your mother. I'm sure reading The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors in Love and One Gay Landmark would help, but it's not required.


The Midas Touch


( Author's Note: According to Wikipedia says, '[Ari] has never met a racist or sexist comment he didn't like.' This is not a reason to celebrate him, but sometimes, you just can't fucking help yourself. Not that Ari has probably ever tried, but still. There's nothing *moderately* offensive about this -- it's just offensive, full stop. Also, apparently, BBM spoilers, but I read the story, so you know, I'm all huh?Collapse )

Sometimes I look in the mirror and wonder what hell will be like. And then I think, no, God is laughing too hard to let Satan get all the good crack-fic.


Inspired by The Most Famous Hetero Life-Partners Ever ™ buying themselves a landmark gay establishment, I present George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Jake Gyllenhaal and Jared Leto in...*

RPF/RPS
Dedicated to ethrosdemon and all you crazy people
Disclaimer: If I have to actually remind you that this is all 100% false, except for whatever's true, we have problems.

The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors In Love, and One Gay Landmark (Prologue)


( Please note that the reason George is listed before Brad on the marquee is purely an alphabetical issue and not a commentary on anyone's status on the A-List or who prefers to be on top, because since George threw his back out filming Syriana, he's not allowed on top anywayCollapse )