iko.pink

happy birthday, everybody!

whoops, I've stretched myself too thin again and stopped talking to everybody in an attempt to talk to everybody everywhere all at once - if you're affected by this mishap please contact me ASAP for your free conversation

why are there so many walls?
wall street, Walmart, Walgreens, walberg, walton....
I think I'm onto something here...

after frying a bunch of shit I forgot that water and hot oil can't mix (my thought process was the pan needed to cool down before I put it in the sink & water is great at cooling shit down) and scared the shit out of myself and dropped it all into the sink and down the drain
nothing broke (yet)

vertical short form porn call that shit titkok

overuse of brainpower means underuse of fingers

writing out tickets to myself for myself on my own shit is so much nicer than at work. i don't have my manager telling me that i should just lob what i wrote out into the company chatgpt to make it "more readable"

you think if dexter just took like, chlonodine or something he'd still be a killer

oh ya, i recently set up a 4th monitor because I got it for free
it's nearly useless for me but I'm sure at some point it'll prove it's worth

can someone make a browser extension to replace any AI article or search result to pictures of puppies or titties or something

my right thumb hurts to move now - I think this may be because of how much I've been popping it as of late but I'm not certain

how do you deal with internally virtually mushy brain

MY BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF A STAR!!! it is SOOO Heavy, but my future is sooo bright.

the acceptance of the majority of the worlds information being on like 3 sites (wikipedia is exempt since you can download the entirety of it freely) is a little insane i think, lmk guys is this a hot take or for real

would you rather have a
Cool Hot Understanding Dude
or
Cool Hot Apathetic Dude
be honest;.

never been happier to have access to a jellyfin

i think of really awesome posts all the time i just forget them when i think about posting them

yea, I'm a chud
Cool
Hot
Understanding
Dude