Posted by Jen

Brittany G. writes,

"A friend got a promotion a while back, so his team ordered a cake and asked the baker to draw a ladder with a stick figure climbing it, which said 'Moving On Up.'"

Instead, they got this:

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"One Wreck El Grande for... Brick Bee? Is there a 'brick bee' here?"*

Part of me reeeeally wishes there were little lattes drawn on the side. Also, gotta love that "one two punch" of a color combo, am I right? SO APPETIZING.

 

*That joke was for you, Alice.

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And please tell Phteven we said hello.

 

But wait, there's more!

The team was so inspired that they decided to make their own homage - and it. is. perfect.

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[stick figure applauding]

 

Thanks to Brittany G. & Kate S. for the Java errors.

*****

P.S. It's time again for me to sing the praises of my amazing sleep headphones:

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Bluetooth Sleep Headphones

I listen to boring audio books on these every night to keep my brain from spinning out of control, which works wonders for my insomnia. Lately I've been wearing them like a sleep mask -  like the model here - and WOW, that's helped even more than when I wore them like a headband! These things have been a life saver: comfy enough for side sleeping, not too loud like some of my old speakers, and they only cost $16 Prime.

Note that they do run on the big side, but that works out great if you have a big head like me. :D

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed Jul. 19th, 2026 01:00 pm)

Posted by Jen

Don't you love how the wedding cake has evolved over the past 15years? So much color and texture and personality! I'm really liking the modern tower look lately, too, like this:

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(By Iced N' Frosted in Houston, Texas)

I mean, WOWIE.

 

This one's a little more traditional, but still has that sleek column look going:

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(By Shannon Bond Cake Design in Kansas)

Look at those textures! Tissue thin ruffles, a watercolor fade, and pops of metallic gold? YES.

 

Of course not all columns have to be round:

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(By Have Some Cake in West Midlands, UK)

This one reaches new heights (heh) with more incredible textures: love those stamped tiles.

 

I've never seen a cake shaped quite like this one - it almost looks like a hammered gold vase on top:

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(By Nana Rose Cake in Dubai)

And oh, those colors!

 

Or maybe you'd prefer a cool and classic white-on-white?

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(By De La Creme Creative Studio in St. Louis)

The hexagon pattern and shapes are so perfect, so clean - and that floral swag has me swooning.

 

Does it get any more classic than black and white stripes?

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(By The Mischief Maker in Kentucky)

Nope. What else can be so whimsical and stylish at the same time? Plus the flowers really make it.

 

Here comes my only "short stack" today - which still proves you can have the column cake look even for a smaller wedding:

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(By Sophia Fox in Portugal)

I'm such a sucker for hand-painted cakes, you guys, and that oversized, offset flower on top? SO GOOD.

 

Speaking of hand-painted pretties, LOOK:

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(By Nasa Mala Zavrzlama in Serbia)

It doesn't get any more dramatic - or romantic - than this! Doesn't the bottom tier look like suede?

 

More drama ahead, get those sunglasses out:

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(By Cakelava in Las Vegas)

...cuz it's so SHINY!

I'm digging the gold leaf leaves; so deliciously over the top with all those delicate pink flowers.

 

Aha, speaking of delicate and pink:

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(By Kek Couture in Istanbul)

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY.

I don't know where to begin, the draped "fabric," the gilded molding, or - ermergersh - the floating butterflies! Let's just say I caught myself humming "So This Is Love" from Cinderella.... to a cake.

 

I hope you guys enjoyed today's wedding lineup! Happy Sunday!

*****

P.S. Speaking of towers ::eyebrow waggle:: let me give a quick shout-out my favorite wire-free bra. I have three of these - just bought a fourth last week! - and they're all I've been wearing lately:

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Warner's Easy Does It Seamless Wireless Bra

Up 'til last year I ONLY wore wired bras - usually Warners - and it took buying-and-returning over a dozen different brands and styles before I found a wireless one I liked. This one averages $25-30 Prime, but I watch the listing and buy any color that goes on sale for less than $20. "Lilac" is on sale for $18 right now, so I last snagged one of those.

I love the under-arm smoothing panel - no dig or pinch! - and like most Warners, these are incredibly comfortable. Be sure to check the image gallery for a better idea of how they look on larger tracts of land.

******

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Posted by Daily Bunny

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Happy Bunday! Thanks, Jordana and bunnies Puffet and Bun-bun! Jordana says that this is a baby picture of “Puffet and Bun-bun, who both turned four on July 15. Bun-bun was recovering from an illness at the vet and everyone there sang happy birthday to her. She is now home and doing well!”

([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed Jul. 17th, 2026 01:00 pm)

Posted by Jen

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Thanks to Rana Z., Stacy H., Brooke P., Cheyenne W., Shaelyn, Vanessa N., Heather H., & A.H., who can't believe that anyone would ever misspell professional. I mean, that's just crazy, right? [sheepish grin]

*****

P.S. A friend recently got me this gel cap for my migraines, and sweet icy Stay Puft, y'all, it's amazing:

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Migraine Hot/Cold Gel Cap

I have a huge head and a lot of hair, so it's pretty snug on me, but the extra pressure with the cold is heavenly during a migraine. I used to hold a cold pack and keep shifting it around from side to side, but this wraps my entire skull in a cooling hug. Ahhhh so good.

I keep the gel cap sealed in the fridge all the time now, so I can grab it as soon as a headache starts up. The cold does only last 15-20 minutes, but it's 1000% worth it in my book, highly recommend.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Posted by Daily Bunny

Thanks, Kate! She writes, “There is a street near Portsmouth, NH that has a thriving bunny population! Here is one resident having dinner with a view.”

Posted by Jen

We watched one of my all-time favorite movies, Ghostbusters, today and I think that calls for a song... about calling people.

[tuning up 80s synthesizer]

♪ If there's something strange
in your neighborhood

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::aggressive jazz hands::

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

 

♬If there's something weird

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And it don't look good
(There's a hole in this cake.)

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

 

I ain't afraid of no ghost!

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Pretty sure that's a penguin...

 

I ain't afraid of no ghost!

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Okay, who brought the dog?

 

♬If you're seeing things
running through your head

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Ouch.

 

Who you gonna call?

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Ghostbusters!

 

♪ An invisible man
Sleeping in your bed

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(He said he wanted to snuggle, but I saw right through him.)

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

 

Thanks to Mackie, Jeanne, Mandy D., Andrea E., Laureen, Sarah A., Kit, and Kirk K. who is apparently also not a fan of ducks:

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I suspect fowl play.

*****

P.S. Have you seen this adorable Mini Stay Puft in a cappuccino cup? SO CUTE: 

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Funko Mini Puft in Cappuccino

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Armand/Daniel continues to delight me, and xthatsecret's edits continue to give me life. This one uses its song's offbeat bounce and dark humour to create the perfect mood for revisiting and recontextualizing Armand and Daniel's scenes together up to and through the recent revelations.

An Unhealthy Obsession by xthatsecret
Fandom: The Vampire Lestat (Interview with the Vampire s3)
Relationships: Armand/Daniel Molloy
Medium: Vid
Length: 2:03
Rating: SFW (spoilers up to 3x6)
My Bookmark Tags: dark, romance, humour, ambiguous ending, developing relationship, obsession, courtship, secrets, then and now
Song: An Unhealthy Obsession by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra

Excerpt:
You've got those eyes that drive me crazy
and I've got eyes to watch you sleep
I brought a packed lunch and some coffee
for my stakeout in your tree



Some Brief Thoughts About 3x6 and the Upcoming Finale )
([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed Jul. 15th, 2026 01:00 pm)

Posted by Jen

Somehow Connie's friend ended up with the nickname "Pee Knees," and I think I speak for us all, Connie, when I say we don't need that back story.

Still, you know what's worse than being nicknamed "Pee Knees"?

When your baker rises to the occasion and bursts forth in gloriously misapplied phonics:

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In her defense, it IS pretty hard.

To spell, I mean.

Pervs.

Hey Connie, were there also cake pops?

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'Cuz I bet these would fit right in.

 

Signed,

Your Number One Fan:

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...giving you the finger.

(Hang on, that was seriously for a one-year-old? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!)

[Unintentional pun heyooooooo]

 

Thanks to Connie S., Darla S., & Jess H. for making my double entendres count.

*****

P.S. Something about these cakes reminds me of those shiny blue balls that keep your produce fresh. Have you seen these?

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Blueapple Freshness Saver Balls

Just pop one in your crisper drawer and the other in your fruit bowl, and these will absorb the ethylene gas that quickens ripening, so all your fruits and veg stay fresh longer. Seems like witchcraft, I know, but go check the thousands of rave reviews: apparently they really work!

******

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed Jul. 14th, 2026 01:00 pm)

Posted by Jen

Go ahead, sing along...

 

D'oh! A deer, a wrecky deer:

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Rays, what has your baker done?

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Steve, a name, I call my Elf:

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Fa, the way the frosting runs!

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So, I think the bee is deeead.

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La, I can't hear you, no nooo!

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Eee! This dog fills me with dreeead!

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That will bring us back to...

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NO! No, no, no...

How do you solve a problem like a Cake Wreck? You send it to us! So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, and THANKS to Naomi Z., Robert B., Crystal, Rachel N., Mary J., Rob S., Claire B., and Sarah M.

*****

P.S. Because one good ear worm deserves another... with PUNS:

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"Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese" Shirt

BRIE-HOLD!

::wipes away tear:: It's just so beautiful.
Also it comes in more colors at the link, but I think purple is prettiest. :)

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed Jul. 13th, 2026 01:00 pm)

Posted by Jen

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Or as we like to call her, "Tripod."

(That was the most family-friendly joke I could come up with. HI, MOM.)

 

If you write online a lot, then this next one is for you.

The problem with ordering via e-mail:

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Now, everyone laughing, go ahead and explain it to the rest of the class.

 

Sarah sent in her wedding cake as a "missed mark" wreck, but to be honest, I'm a lot more interested in her choice of table decor:

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Please tell me you cut the cake with the Klingon bat'leth, Sarah. PLEASE.

 

Giving new meaning to the name "dump truck:"

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What a load of... ooh, hey, icing!

 

"Uh, you guys, Jimmy's cake is a little... off... don't you think?"

"Well, we weren't going to say anything, but yeah."

"Think he knows?"

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Oh, HE KNOWS.

 

Before you ask, this kid's name was Finn. FINN.

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[wincing] Oooh, not good.
I'm guessing Trey snapped this pic right before the cake was hit by lightning.

 

And while we're talking botched names, look what the baker did to poor Tucker:

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(Seriously. HOW IS THAT A 'T'?!)

 

Thanks to Betsy P., Cindy T., Sarah K., Jane P., Bobbie C., Trey P., & Carri C. for putting all our childhood nick names in perspective.

*****

P.S. Since this saved my butt during a long painting day recently, I have a random product recommendation:

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No Buckle No-Show Stretch Belt

This is my new favorite belt, y'all. It basically turns anything with belt loops into an elastic waist. So comfy I forget it's on, slimline so it doesn't show under my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my belly or unbuckle for bathroom breaks. Woohoo!

You know how stretch jeans are forever sliding down when you sit or bend, so you have to keep hitching them back up? No more! I wear this with all my jeans now. It's entirely elastic, so it moves and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY recommend for anyone well endowed with squish in the belly area.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Posted by Jen

If you love Lisa Frank, know what slap bracelets are, and have ever in your life worn neon paint-splattered clothing, then my friends, this is your safe space.

I'll start.

For my first day of 6th grade I wore a skirt made up of 3 ruffly layers. They were: fluorescent pink, fluorescent yellow, and a fluorescent green so bright I swear it provided its own light source.

And yet, somehow, this cake is EVEN PRETTIER:

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(Alexa Alvino Cake, Brazil)

Look at these colors! EEEE! I'm in love.

You don't see many cakes with bright BRIGHT colors, so I'm all in on this current neon/fluorescent trend.

(Fun fact: I just fought with spellcheck for 35 seconds over how to spell "fluorescent.")

 

Tell me you don't want to turn a black light on this beauty:

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(Cuteology, Arizona)

 

Or dive face first into this rainbow 'splosion!

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(Hello Duffymoon, South Africa)

Ok, maybe not face first.
But srsly, BEST colors.

 

Omigosh, I found the neon green from my ruffle skirt!

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(Sugar and Salt Cookies, Australia)

Look how gorgeous with the bright pinks!

I'mma just stare at this dreamily for a bit, k?

Mmmm.

 

Sugar and Salt has so many bright colors, here's one more of her creations:

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(Sugar and Salt Cookies, Australia)

You know how some cakes you want to eat, and some you want to just stare at?

THIS ONE'S BOTH.

 

Same goes for this purple & teal loveliness:

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(Jonathan Cable Cakes, South Carolina)

The chocolate drips make the whole color scheme sing. SO GOOD.

 

Backing off the intense neons for just a quick sec:

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(Shunia Cake, Russia)

This is somewhere between pastel and fluorescent, like a snowstorm during the Aurora Borealis.
Needless to say, I approve.

 

The same year I wore that neon skirt, my middle school's official colors were hot pink and teal. HOT PINK AND TEAL, you guys. Now that is the "good ol' days."

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(By The Scran Line)

My 6th grade teachers would be screaming for this. Those are sugar bubbles on top!

 

This next one is like if Laser Tag were a person and got a Hollywood Rom-Com makeover just in time for senior prom:

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(Sugar Sugar Cake School, online classes)

You know, as a cake.

I'm saying I love it, keep up.

 

Back to 6th grade Jen confessions:

Along with that rockin' neon skirt, I also wore home-made, neon pink splattered shoes. Meaning my mom and I threw paint at a pair of knock-off Keds, because the ones I fell in love with at the local Flea Market were too expensive.

I loved those shoes, but they didn't even come CLOSE to how pretty this is:

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(Historias Del Ciervo, online classes)

BUBBLES!

 

And finally, because neon rainbows and unicorns are a match made in Lisa Frank heaven:

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(Dulceria Denora, Venezuela)

You're welcome.

 

Here's hoping your Sunday is colorful, fun, and extra sweet! Now, hit me up with your best/worst 90s fashion memory in the comments, so I can be jealous. :D

*****

P.S. I'm a grown adult and I still decorate my envelopes with Lisa Frank stickers, minions. Why not make boring mail a little more fun? Plus it makes me smile choosing which ones from my giant variety pack:

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1200 Lisa Frank Sticker Pack

 You get 1200 Lisa Frank stickers in a variety of sizes for only $10 Prime! Worth it for the candy-colored nostalgia and sheer whimsy alone.
*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Posted by Jen

Anna D. ordered a cake to look like this top tier:

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So... pink and blingy. Gotcha.

 

Now, before I show you what she got, have you ever seen those stress toys with the eyes that pop out when you squeeze them?

You have?

Ok, cool.

Just curious.

 

 

You can scroll down now.

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Deep breaths, Jen, deep breaths. It's NOT a living thing, and those bubble things are NOT growing and/or pulsating. They're NOT.

You know what, let's just keep scrolling.

QUICKLY.

 

Speaking of cakes that look unfortunately skin-like, Cassie P. ordered this adorable giraffe cake:

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...but instead, she got this:

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There's a sound for this cake, and it goes something like:

URP URP URPITY URP.

 

And finally, how about a wedding cake? Wedding cakes are always fun.

OK, so Jessica ordered this cheery sunflower number:

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...and I'm happy to report that the baker was extremely thorough, and managed to get everything - with only one tiny exception - entirely and completely wrong.

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I think your baker grabbed someone else's cake and jammed in those sunflower headlights last second, Jessica.

But on the plus side, if you back up and squint a little - or a lot - it's totally smiling at us.

 

Thanks to Anna D., Cassie P., & Jessica C. for all having rhyming last initials; that makes it more fun for me, see? TEEHEE.

([syndicated profile] dailybunny_feed Jul. 10th, 2026 09:57 am)

Posted by Daily Bunny

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Well, one is. I used to have lots of bunnies in my backyard - see this post as an example! Over time, I started seeing fewer and fewer of the bunnies and more of the foxes. The other day, though, I pulled in and there this little one was! I asked her to please tell all her friends about my backyard, so maybe I’ll start seeing them more often again. ❤️

([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed Jul. 9th, 2026 01:00 pm)

Posted by Jen

When CW reader Jamie ordered a birthday cake for her husband Jim Bob, she encountered one of the funniest dilemmas I've seen yet - and that is really saying something.

The problem?

Her baker had never heard of the letter J:

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And apparently thinks Birt and Hday are two separate words.

(Give it a minute.)

(Theeeere it is.)

 

Um....

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Any guesses?
Anyone? Anyone?
Bueller?

 

Two of the most misspelled words I see on cakes are "congratulations" and "confirmation." So when someone is foolish enough to order a "Congratulations on your confirmation" cake, HILARITY WILL ENSUE:

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Thank goodness the baker made up for it with all those great decorations.

 

Wrecky minion Tabatha was having a bad day, so she decided to swing by the discount rack at the bakery for a little pick-me-up. Then she asked the baker to write "Eye of the Tiger" on it, since we all know that's the best song for a bad day training montage. (I'm picturing slo-mo clips of rampant toe-stubbing, pink slip shredding, and bad haircut reaction shots.)

Anyway, as it turned out, Tabatha got an even bigger pick-me-up than she bargained for:

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Greetings, from We of the Turkeys!

 

And finally, when it comes to baseball bats, this baker is ALL THUMB:

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NAILED IT.

 

Thanks to Jamie, Ashley R., Sandi M., Tabitha G., & Amanda F. for knowing something was wrong with that last wreck, but not quite putting her finger on it.

*****

P.S. Friendly reminder:

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Punctuation Saves Lives

:D

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Posted by Daily Bunny

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Thanks, Ayla and mystery bunny Blue! Ayla writes:

[This is] Blue, the blueberry goblin from the videos on Wild Backyard Buns. [See previous posts here and here.] He sits right next to the door and eats his treats every night which gives me an opportunity to sit only a couple feet from him on the other side of the glass and get some great photos. He's very regular! He shows up twice a day for a little nibble, although we suspect he's courting a lady bun in the next yard this week and the schedule is off. 

Look at those little feet! So demure!

([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed Jul. 8th, 2026 01:00 pm)

Posted by Jen

When I find my cake's in times of trouble

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Cake Wrecks Jen, she comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom:

"Let it bleed."

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And when my flower's oozing darkness

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Or icing balloons spring a leak:

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Cake Wrecks Words of Wisdom:

Let it bleed.

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Let it bleed

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Let it lean!

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Let it seep,

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Then let us see!

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Cake Wrecks wants to laugh, too

So let us see.

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HEEEEE!

 

Thanks to Sarah, Brandy R., Michelle L., Diane B., Adria P., Lisa J., Valerie O., Lisa P., Kerinsa M., & Ann for helping us COME TOGETHER for a DAY IN THE LIFE of wreckage IN MY LIFE. You CAN'T BUY ME LOVE, but you can buy cake, which is sort of the same thing.

*****

P.S. In case this post wasn't painful enough:

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Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Posted by Daily Bunny

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Thanks, Michelle and bunny Bashful! Longtime DB followers will remember Bashful’s several stints as the MIBitW - see here, here, and here (and those are only the posts I found right away!). Michelle writes, “Flashback to Bashful being the Most Interesting Bun in the World - inspired by the most interesting otter in the world on [yesterday’s] Daily Otter post!”

([syndicated profile] cakewrecks_feed Jul. 7th, 2026 01:00 pm)

Posted by Jen

"Hi, I'd like to order a birthday cake, but I want the lettering to be big. Can you do that?

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"No, I mean really big."

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"Hmm, ever done anything bigger?"

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"Wowza. On second thought, how are you with smaller stuff?

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"Not bad, not bad - but it's still not working for me. Tell you what, let's skip the writing entirely and just do a mini birthday cake, you know, something small and cute."

 

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Thanks to Sandy C., Jessica S., Katie B., Katrina S., & Meghan B. for the Mickey Mouse operation.

*****

P.S. Since we're talking about a variety of sizes, let me give a quick shout-out my favorite wire-free bra. I have three of these - just bought a fourth today! - and they're all I've been wearing lately:

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Warner's Easy Does It Seamless Wireless Bra

Up 'til last year I ONLY wore wired bras - usually Warners - and it took buying-and-returning over a dozen different brands and styles before I found a wireless one I liked. This one averages $25-30 Prime, but I watch the listing and buy any color that goes on sale for less than $20. Today "Lilac" is on sale for $18, so I just snagged one of those.

I love the under-arm smoothing panel - no dig or pinch! - and like most Warners, these are incredibly comfortable. Be sure to check the image gallery for a better idea of how they look on larger tracts of land.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Posted by Daily Bunny

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Via K-PIXEL-N, who writes:

The European hare (Lepus europaeus) is a mammal belonging to the hare family and is considered the largest hare species in Europe. Together with the snow hare, it is the largest member of this group in the region. A striking distinguishing feature from other lagomorphs are its long ears (‘spoons’), which have a characteristic black, triangular patch at the tips. Unlike the European rabbit, the European hare does not dig underground burrows, but rests during the day in shallow, well-camouflaged hollows in the ground, known as ‘sassen’.

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