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boxheadpaint:

boxheadpaint:

boxheadpaint:

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

dont forget;

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But never forget.

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Pokemon Heritage Post

(Via nirogryphon Source: boxheadpaint) 44,225 notes | 1 month ago

funstyle:

Im always like “i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents” but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

(Via wern Source: funstyle) 92,706 notes | 3 months ago

(Via collaberal-damage Source: dogpuppy) 16,191 notes | 4 months ago

rainrot4me:

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yall don’t know how bad this is frying me in my bio lecture rn

(Via hyrulewarriors Source: rainrot4me) 4,903 notes | 6 months ago

aiweirdness:

aiweirdness:

AI-generated Christmas entities

I wondered what kinds of new Christmas entities might result if I gave a list of Krampus, Rudolph, The Yule Cat, and Meathook (one of the Yule Lads; not as terrifying as he sounds) and short descriptions to GPT-3, a neural net trained on internet text. New Christmas entities, perhaps, for our modern age?

The Three Christmas Weasels Christmas Weasels aid Santa Claus by tracking everyone or everything. They have pointy ears, yellow fur, and tails and bodies half red and half green, and can open doors with their teeth.ALT
Lights Out A yeti-like, bipedal creature, who lives in the Lapland and appears at the first sound of Christmas music. He grabs the musicians and strands them in the cold night air for eternity for trying to disrupt his sleep.ALT
Christmas Tree A tree of tremendous size, with a trunk as thick as an elephant's thigh, crowned with living grass that feels rough and tangles hair, that pops up suddenly in the bedroom or any other room where someone is staying in, to the consternation of all inside.ALT
Hostile Choir The Hostile Choir is a group of 13 dark, gray-skinned men in robes of purple with glowing red eyes, whose appearance heralds death. They sing an ominous song alternating between "[X], [X], you're dead" and "Bum bum bum bum / You're dead".ALT
Underwear Gnomes A non-anthropomorphic race of sly little thieves who steal underwear and replace it with awful versions made of leaves and bark.ALT
The Kallepene A chubby legless creature, covered in thick brown fur, with the uncanny ability to hide. Whenever the Kallepene is in hiding it has a pair of glowing blue eyes.ALT
Chrishmak A gigantic tree spider that lives in the heart of the Yulelog. To have him perform circus tricks, one must tell him over and over, "Chrishmak is truly a wonderful entertainer," as he grows with each shout of praise.ALT
The Blop A large, malevolent blob of oil with a frightening lighted face and tentacles that is capable of instantly liquefying soft tissue. The favorite toy of Santa, who uses it to punish any who misbehave. It forms in deep caverns around Christmas time, the warmth and the Yulelog aiding its growth.ALT

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It’s time once more

(Via godmedallion Source: aiweirdness) 4,193 notes | 6 months ago

luminous-orb:

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legally required to make one of these

(Via aisforinterval Source: luminous-orb) 145 notes | 6 months ago

seagrahm:

oldwindowsicons:

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Windows 10 - Disk Cleanup

everyone came together and agreed

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(Via dragimal Source: oldwindowsicons) 62,077 notes | 6 months ago

dorkhellbside:

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

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(Via aisforinterval Source: dorkhellbside) 93,135 notes | 6 months ago

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