10 Rejected Titles For Biden’s New Memoir ….

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If You Don’t Read This, You Ain’t Black: Close, but the marketing team wanted to cast a wider net.

My Time As, You Know, The Thing: All the trademark clarity of his presidency in one phrase.

Two Scoops of Mint Chocolate Chip, Waffle Cone, Please: Always ice cream with this guy.

Look, Fat: This option was ultimately discarded to avoid body shaming any potential readers.

The Last of the Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers: A tantalizing tease of the treasures found in the book.

My Life as a Chinese Asset: A little too raw and real-world.

Tales from a Truck Driving Lifeguard: This title was tossed after the fictional portion of the book was removed.

How We Finally Beat Medicare: An inspiring rallying cry everyone still hasn’t figured out.

If I Did It: His “hypothetical” confession to killing America, right there in black and white.

Truinnernationalundrepressure: Surprisingly, this is more legible than the rest of the memoir.