Because my loathing of the entire Twilight serious is only eclipsed by my loathing of lima beans, I must repost these two hilarious links provided by enigmaticblues

First, a review that says it all.

Then, a screenplay entitled "If Twilight Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest" that made me snort my peach tea crystal light out my nose. Not as enjoyable as one might think.

Jerusha, I owe you big time!