I’m only translating actual speech here and it’s a very rough translation, full of mistakes and simplification. You can get the general gist here. Muchos credit to 
casissoda because without her, this wouldn’t man an inch of sense. She translated most of the stuff where I was pulling my hair out going "Why do they all have speech patterns that no normal person would use???" I suppose it's the laws of shounen manga...</lj> Feel free to distribute this (rough) translation so long as you credit both of us ^^
Credit to petapepy petapepy for uploading the scans to LJ and LittleShrimp for providing them. This is made to be read with a scanlation or the original chapter.</lj> 
