So at... some time this morning, probably around 6:30? It was almost seven when I looked at the time, but that was After A Bit, so eh, probably about then. I was fast asleep, as is usual for that time! Until. I was woken up. Because Gazelle PEED ON ME. Through the doona!
Definitely in the top ten 'worst ways to wake up', that I've personally experienced. Just. GROSS.
So there was a lot of internal swearing, and also a little bit via text to A, but I'm reasonably sure I didn't actually say anything out loud, because. Early. No. And I had to strip off and clean as much as I could when barely conscious, and then do the washing after I woke up again and it was, you know, LIGHT OUT. I think my pj pants should be dry, though I have little hope for the actual doona (luckily A sent H over to grab me another one); dunno if I managed to get all the smell out, though I did douse everything in the anti-pee-smell stuff. Just. It was SOAKED. D: D: D:
And then! This evening! I was about to go get take away because fuck cooking, and why is my shoe wet...? YEAH SHE PEED IN THAT TOO. Before? After? I have no fucking idea. But now my shoe has also been doused with the anti-smell-stuff and HOPEFULLY it'll dry out by the time I need to go home tomorrow, but I doubt it. :/ I may have to steal a pair of A's shoes, or get Mama to pick me up. (I was gonna take the bus since schedules are a thing, but... Shoes. Needed.)
I DID borrow a pair of A's shoes to go and get my take away though, because fucking hell. (It was delicious.)
Anyway, I'm very tired, so I'mma sleep, but I'm a little worried about the state of things when I wake up this time... :/