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Created on 2009-04-18 01:02:02 (#89908), last updated 2009-06-22 (890 weeks ago)
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"When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names: they say, 'Dufresne, party of two. Dufresne, party of two.' And if no one answers they'll say their name again. 'Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two.' But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. 'Bush, party of three.'
Yeah, what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You fuckers are selfish. The Dufresnes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy.
Bush, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufresnes."
--Mitch Hedberg
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Yeah, what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You fuckers are selfish. The Dufresnes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy.
Bush, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufresnes."
--Mitch Hedberg
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