Alice: A Change of Scenery

Shifting scenes from the LAST BIT of the excellent post-apocalyptic adult hippie fairy tale, Alice.

x x x

In a vast interior space, metallic and sterile, hang humanoid figures, some whole, some missing body parts, some with the head connected tenuously by stringy nerve fibers. Scientists in white coats work with test tubes and syringes. A woman with a light blue vest, also in the interior of the lab building, stands at a door. A hallway stretches out behind her. The door is labeled “Materials.” She swipes a security card and enters the room with the humanoid figures and scientists. She does not stop but passes through, swipes her card against an air-locked door labeled “Data.” It opens and then closes behind her. This room is filled with color. The walls themselves are electronically configured, LEDs flowing horizontally around the room, indicating crests and troughs of monitored wavelengths in red, yellow, green, and blue. Above the flow of virtual waves, a ticker-tape of scrambled letters runs endlessly around the same circuit. White-clad doctors attend the display, some standing, some working at their personal monitors.

The blue-vested woman approaches one of the white-clad doctors and nods. She follows him to another door labeled “Oceanic.” He scans his i.d. to open the door, and the two of them walk into a smaller room with one table at the center and one woman sitting at it wearing a headset. The doctor gestures. The woman with the headset leaves, and the doctor and the blue-clad woman sit. The wall behind the doctor is entirely glass, an aquarium, with giant sharks lumbering past the window as the two speak.

“How’s it going, Antonio?” asks the blue-clad woman. She has freckles and high cheekbones. Upon close inspection, there is a faint pattern of fine white on her face, as if it were recently touched with the faintest layer of snow and the snowflakes had all but evaporated, leaving ghostly hexagonal outlines.

“The DNA people are still doing the sequencing, Dr. Salio,” says Antonio. “There’s a lot of history there. But the tissue engineering is going great! Spleens, gall bladders. It’s amazing.”

He smiles at the thought of fresh spleens and gall bladders hanging from the ceiling in Materials like so many Spanish hams.

Dr. Salio does not smile.

“Keep an eye on the DNA people,” she says. “And the people in Final Development, too.”

Antonio leaves. Dr. Salio rests her elbows on the table and reaches one hand up to hold her forehead. The largest of the sharks has paused, apparently watching these two strange creatures from her side of the glass.

* * * Click covers for links * * *

Image

    Image        BookCoverImage       Image

Image       Image       Image 

BOOK CLUB/group events arranged for free, with e-books at 99c for participants.
Just ask! drggautier@gmail.com

Greatest Hits from the Catholic Confessional

If there were such a Greatest Hits list, it might include this gem from the confession of Brother Francis in A Canticle for Leibowitz (1959):

“Bless me, Father; I ate a lizard.”

* * * Click covers for more * * *

Image

Image

    Image        BookCoverImage       Image

Image       Image       Image 

Clown and Tiger on LatinosUSA

Thanks to Francisco Bravo Cabrera at LatinosUSA for posting The Clown and the Tiger. 🙂

Today in LatinosUSA (English): Gary Gautier: A Short Story

* * * Click covers for more * * *

Image

Image

    Image        BookCoverImage       Image

Image       Image       Image 

The Second Coming brought to an end

Continuing from Part 3 of “The Second Coming,” the first story in the collection, Two Dreams and Two Hollows . . . following our heroes (the atheist Justice, the pentecostal KB, and the retired stripper Pixie) on their accidental road trip to Baton Rouge . . .

xxx

Now El Matador is holding Pixie’s hand. Pixie is blushing, enjoying it. But El Matador releases her hand and focuses on KB.

“Now kiss her ass.”

“What?!”

“Kiss her ass, cabrón. Bésalo.”

The crowd starts getting into it. El Matador drags KB off the chair and pushes him down. The crowd begins to chant: “Bésalo! Bésalo! Bésalo!”

Justice stands and speaks as if giving a call to order. The crowd chant immediately stops.

“OK, OK, you’ve made your point. We’re leaving.”

Things are now quiet. El Matador pauses as if undecided whether to use this moment to wrap the show or up the ante. Justice helps KB get back up.

“Let’s go to fucking Taco Bell,” he says.

El Matador cocks his head to the side for a split second, thinking, then punches Justice in the face. Justice falls back, grabs a bar stool. Trumpets flare, followed by a Spanish guitar. El Matador rips the tablecloth from the table where the three were sitting. Food and drinks fly. Justice comes after El Matador, but El Matador is too quick, teasing Justice with the tablecloth as a matador teases a bull. The crowd roars. With a zombie-like lurch, a drunk patron fumblingly tries to take the stool away from Justice. A patron in flashy dress interrupts.

“Let’m go!” says the flashy patron, pulling the zombie patron back.

The zombie patron turns and grabs at his interlocutor, disturbing the meticulously crafted outfit. The flashy patron looks down at his shirt in disbelief, then attacks. Once these two patrons spill into the scene of combat, a general melee ensues. Our heroes stumble out, Justice with his nose bloodied and the frame of his glasses broken.

The battle recedes as the Cadillac navigates out of the parking lot. A couple of beer bottles are thrown at it as it limps away.

On the street in front of a massive stone public building in Baton Rouge, the Cadillac pulls into a parking space.

“That’s it, baby,” says Pixie. “That’s where I gotta go.”

Justice is holding a handkerchief over his nose and trying to hold the frame of his glasses together.

“You sure you’re sober enough?” he asks.

Thoughtfully, he adds: “KB, walk her in.” And then he leans his head back to slow the bleeding.

Pixie and KB walk the antiseptic halls of state inside the government building. Beer and ketchup stains adorn KB’s shirt. Pixie, unstained, holds a scrap of paper.

“Let me see,” offers KB.

She hands it to him.

“This is a lottery ticket!”

“Yeah, I won the lottery.”

“What? With all that money you can get rehab! We could save your soul!”

“I can’t go back to that rehab place on Canal Street.”

KB finds the door and steers Pixie in as he waits in the hall.

Justice sits in the car. He blows the horn.

KB sits deep in thought on a hall bench outside the door Pixie entered. A plastic bull-head toothpick is still stuck to the back of his shoulder. People walk by him like he’s a drunken bum. Pixie comes out. KB stands and speaks.

“Look, Pixie, you don’t need to go back to Canal St. You can buy a big piece of land and heal yourself out in the country.”

Pixie, half-attentive, looks on KB, pity in her big brown eyes: “You smell like beer, baby. You need a bath.”

KB is undaunted: “It’ll be like your grandma’s house, your grandma’s land.”

“I don’t know, baby. Things is different.”

They begin walking toward a rear exit at the end of the hall.

“I need a be around people,” continues Pixie. “I need a man sometimes.”

“But I can be your man. I’ll be your man.”

“I mean sex. I’m a woman needs to have some pleasure in life.”

They open the door and exit to the sun shining on a lovely green space behind the building.

“Well, how soon do you need it?” queries her stout companion.

Justice remains parked and waiting at the front of the building. He blows the horn – one toot, then two toots.

“Jesus Christ, KB,” he exclaims, to no one or everyone, depending on your point of view. “I said just walk her in. What are you waiting for? The goddam second coming?”

He sits on the horn, then fidgets in silent agony.

In the spacious green a few hundred feet away, KB and Pixie are walking away from the building. KB brushes his shoulder and the bull-head toothpick falls off. He and Pixie disappear in the far end of the green space, their voices still lingering in the air.

“Yeah, sure, Pixie, but first we gotta get married. It’s part of my religion.”

“Aw, ain’t that sweet.”

* * * Click covers for more * * *

Image

Image

    Image        BookCoverImage       Image

Image       Image       Image 

Beware the work of the poet

not food
but hunger

waves breaking
two by two

peasants in breach of the palace
sun, water, light, stones,

a thousand years
a fragrance forgotten

not glass
but metal

stars falling
two by two

wine season and butterfly wings
box grater moment

beware she whispered
the work of the poet
waves breaking
two by two

* * * Click covers for more * * *

Image

Image

Image        BookCoverImage       Image

Image       Image       Image 

BOOK CLUB/group events arranged for free, with e-books at 99c for participants.
Just ask! drggautier@gmail.com

Dawkins as Cultural Christian

I don’t understand the perennial controversy (the most recent stir of which followed his 2024 interview with Rachel Johnson on British TV) about Richard Dawkins’s claim to be a “cultural Christian.” Sure, evolutionary biologist Dawkins is the author of The God Delusion (2006) and one of the “Four Horsemen of New Atheism” (along with Christopher Hitchens, Daniel Dennett, and Sam Harris), but still. Anyone who grew up in the West is immersed in a Christian calendar from Christmas on down, is surrounded by historical art and literature and architecture steeped in Christian symbolism, draws on daily idioms about going to hell or good Samaritans. Almost no one I know is a practicing Christian, and many reject the policies and historical actions of Christianity, but we are all still cultural Christians in a rather obvious way. I don’t know how this is controversial or even newsworthy, and yet it seems to drive both Christians and atheists mad. If you have any thoughts, please comment.

* * * Click covers for links * * *

Image

Image

Image

    Image        BookCoverImage       Image

Image       Image       Image 

BOOK CLUB/group events arranged for free, with e-books at 99c for participants.
Just ask! drggautier@gmail.com

Wildflower Cafe

Image Image

* * * Click covers for links * * *

Image

Image

    Image        BookCoverImage       Image

Image       Image       Image 

BOOK CLUB/group events arranged for free, with e-books at 99c for participants.
Just ask! drggautier@gmail.com

Three Lives (1909)

The thing I like most immediately about Gertrude Stein’s books – in Three Lives (1909) as in most of her other works – is the childlike simplicity of style. Always surrounded by painters as well as the writers of the Lost Generation, Stein perhaps picked up a little of this from her Parisian friend, Henri Rousseau, now considered a master of the “naïve style” of painting.

“Anna’s past life was now drawing to an end. Her old blind dog, Baby, was sick and like to die. Baby had been the first gift from her friend the widow, Mrs. Lehntman, in the old days … Mrs. Lehntman was the only romance Anna ever knew.”

Per painterly influence, one might look ahead and argue that there is a choppy, angular repetitiveness to the prose in my favorite of Stein’s books, the later Ida (1941), which harkens back to Picasso, Braque, and her cubist friends in Paris.

“Yes Love she said to him [her dog], you have always had me and now you are going to have two, I am going to have a twin yes I am Love, I am tired of being just one and when I am a twin one of us can go out and one of us can stay in, yes Love yes I am yes I am going to have a twin. You know Love I am like that when I have to have it I have to have it. And I have to have a twin, yes Love.” (Ida)

You see touches of this kind of repetition in the earlier Three Lives, but only touches, such as opening two separate paragraphs several pages apart with the same sentence. There is something engaging and delightful about this style, but sometimes the repetition of content for many pages on end – e.g., in the second of the three lives, “Melanctha” – can drag out for too long. The law of diminishing returns kicks in, and what was a delightful conceit becomes a quagmire, and it becomes easy to start skimming and looking for some forward movement in arc of the story.

Finally, in the flow of quick anecdotes, clips from the life, and mini-experiments in presentation style, you sometimes get bite-size flashes of wisdom about the odd character types of the human species.

“It was wonderdful how Mrs. Lehntman could listen and not hear, could answer and yet not decide, could say and do what she was asked and yet leave things as they were before … Mrs. Lehntman had her unhearing mind and her happy way of giving a pleasant well diffused attention.”

So three cheers for Mrs. Lehntman, who, as Stein reminds you in a sentence that is repeated verbatim several times at different moments in the first of the three lives, a kind of content-punctuation-mark that suggests both experimental form and emotional weight, “Mrs. Lehntman was the only romance Anna ever knew.”

* * * Click covers for links * * *

Image

Image

    Image        BookCoverImage       Image

Image       Image       Image 

BOOK CLUB/group events arranged for free, with e-books at 99c for participants.
Just ask! drggautier@gmail.com

Alice moving

Thanks to Barbara and the MasticadoresUSA staff for today’s feature — the first page of Alice, my favorite post-apocalyptic adult hippie fairy tale 🙂

“Alice” by Gary Gautier

Link the cover below. Download a copy. Get a paperback. Do what you need to do to get a review or simply a rating up on Amazon. Send me your thoughts. Gary

* * * Click covers for links * * *

Image

Image

    Image        BookCoverImage       Image

Image       Image       Image 

BOOK CLUB/group events arranged for free, with e-books at 99c for participants.
Just ask! drggautier@gmail.com

Second Coming, Part 3

Continuing along with last week’s story (The Second Coming), the first in the collection, Two Dreams and Two Hollows . . . as our heroes (the atheist Justice, the pentecostal KB, and the retired stripper Pixie) are thrown together on a road trip to Baton Rouge . . .

x x x

… Justice now spots a perfectly unsuitable lunch spot and pulls the Cadillac in. El Matador, a Latino bar and grill, sits, a squat concrete structure with a gigantic Mexican sombrero tilted haphazardly on the roof, an island floating on a layer of cement dust that continually hovers over the gravel sea of a parking lot. The sea itself is populated by a strange fauna of revved up motorcycles, women with big hair, and fat-tired ford pickups. A heated drug deal rages between a dingy Datsun station wagon sporting a “Support your local police” bumper sticker – no doubt the dealer’s car – and a cherry red Camaro. Into this perilous sea, the black Cadillac, ship of fate for our heroes, drifts and docks on the far side of the Camaro.

Inside, having skirted the bar and dodged the ceiling fans and the bright greens and reds and yellows of Latin American flags hanging from the ceiling, Justice, KB, and Pixie sit in a black-cushioned booth by the wall opposite the bar.

“It’s not the beliefs that bother me,” says Justice, in media res. “It’s the hypocrisy.”

KB replies calmly: “I volunteered at the soup kitchen two straight years after my wife passed away and I had weekend time. What did you do?”

Justice, also calmly, as if the two had had this debate many times and were now just going through the motions: “Touché, KB. I was probably home jacking off the whole time. Excuse my French, Pixie.”

“That’s OK, baby, I know about a man’s natural desires. I used to be a dancer. I was a good dancer.”

The bartender, El Matador himself, who also takes food orders at the tables, approaches.

“Hola,” he says, not too thrilled with the trio.

“Can we get something to eat?” queries Justice.

El Matador pulls out a pad to take the order.

“Y’all got hamburgers?” continues Justice.

El Matador nods almost imperceptibly.

“Three hamburgers,” Justice concludes.

El Matador writes and mutters. “Chúpame, tonto.”

A couple of patrons chuckle, hanging in the background but apparently paying attention.

“And a gin and tonic,” Pixie adds.

El Matador walks away with the order.

“A gin and tonic!” exclaims KB. “You just repented not ten minutes ago!”

“Well, you know, life goes on.”

Someone plays the juke box. Pixie gets up and dances erotically. She is still remarkably good at it. El Matador delivers her drink to the table. The song ends and all patrons clap. Pixie returns to the table. El Matador arrives with the burgers. Incongruously, each burger is pierced with a cute little pink plastic toothpick with a bull head. El Matador is placing the last plate as KB speaks.

“Pixie, to feel better about yourself you need to think about what it really means to repent.”

El Matador eyes KB contemptuously.

“Eh, pendejo. You see them boys at the bar?”

They see a couple of dangerous-looking toughs at the bar watching them with malicious amusement.

El Matador continues: “This lady done save you two from a ass-whipping. You oughta be kissing her ass.”

KB is confused. “What? I’m trying to save her. You should be helping me.”

El Matador leans in calmly, gravely: “I am going to help you, cabrón. I’m going to teach you something you don’t know … before it’s too late.”

He looks at Justice: “You might wanna take notes, tonto.”

And then to Pixie: “Come here, muñeca.”

She stands up. El Matador gives her gentle hug, kisses her cheek. El Matador turns back to KB.

“I said this lady done save your ass.” He glances around at the customers on alert. “She still gotta save your ass ‘fore you get free. She saving your ass maybe more than you ‘preciate.”

Now El Matador is holding Pixie’s hand. Pixie is blushing, enjoying it. But El Matador releases her hand and focuses on KB.

“Now kiss her ass.”

“What?!”

“Kiss her ass, cabrón. Bésalo.”

The crowd starts getting into it. El Matador drags KB off the chair and pushes him down. The crowd begins to chant: “Bésalo! Bésalo! Bésalo!”

Justice stands and speaks. The crowd chant immediately stops …

* * * Click covers for more * * *

Image

Image

    Image        BookCoverImage       Image

Image       Image       Image