steterisms

Stiles is completely convinced that the only reason one hundred and fifty pound bags of dog food exist, is so that werewolves can scoop in and save the poor defenseless humans from hurting themselves. Why else make a one hundred and fifty pound bag of dog food? If this grocery story weren't already out of all other sizes . . .

He grunts as he finally manages to yank the bag from the top shelf - only to have it flop carelessly to the ground in front of him, narrowly avoiding smacking right into his head.

He looks around to check if anyone had seen.