OOH, we love introducing ourselves! We're Lucas and Claus! We're twins! That behind us is Terry! He's AWESOME! He doesn't like talking, so you'll have to talk to him through us! We won't even let you talk to him if you bribe us with food! Diggory is grabbing the mouse off us and shoving us out of the chair!Sorry about that... I'll leave it in, as it expresses who they are so well. I'm Diggory. I'm in charge of this band of reprobates. I'm the oldest, and I've been working this apparatus and keeping everything in order for 15 years. This is my second-in-command, Doran. She's a bit of a dragon and a zealot, but she keeps us all morally in check, and makes sure we don't act like incompetents. That over there in the nice suit drinking my entire tea supply keeps changing his name, but he's mostly called DeBose, and he's sorting out our rather delicate immigration problem. The one asleep on the sofa is Doan. He's been sleeping for a very long time, and I'm kind of worried about how long he's taking to repair. DeBose is tired too, but he's too... too DeBose to go to sleep like a normal person.
By the way, the fact that this question has sparked off a massive controversy is an example of how bizarre humans seem to me. I mean, a lot of people back home have only one. I've met people with more than me, although their minds are a little hard for me to understand. Most people have two or three. I've never met any with none who didn't die from it. I've never been in another world that made such a big deal of it. I respect that people can develop them without meaning to if their minds suffer damage, and that it can make their lives hell because they can't communicate with each other and they get memory loss. We do make a big deal of it when that happens to us as well. Its sad when a personality is lost, or when you find a broken one. You should always take them in! DeBose says 'there's no such thing as an illegal asylum seeker, and you can always kick them out again once they're better if they start trouble'. But a race of people who are offended by the idea of having more than one personality, and that think its rude to even ask others about their personalities? How do they survive if they lose the only one they've got? Considering they're on a planet so mentally taxing that personalities must drop like flies...